Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Witch of Spira ❯ Tidus saves the day! ( Chapter 6 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Narrator: Now, back to our heroes!!!!
Yuna: Hey look, up ahead, is that where the Wizard lives???
Lulu: Yes, that is the city of Beveile.
Yuna: that means we are almost there.
Auron: But first, we have to pass this scary field of moon lilies.
Lulu: So.
Auron: I'm scared of flowers!!!!
Lulu: And yet again I don't care.
Yuna: Well come on, let's run through them so we can reach the city faster, right Tidus….Tidus??? Where the heck is Tidus.
Tidus: Oooooohhhhhhhhhh, pretty colors.
Lulu: Can we please just go through these stupid flowers so I don't have to be stuck with this idiot!!!!
Narrator: All four of them step into the field of lilies.
Yuna: Ok, but first, can we take a nap??? I'm tired!!!
Lulu: Why not.
Auron: Sure.
Narrator: And now Auron, Yuna and Lulu fall asleep.
Seymour: Hey, Tidus, why aren't you asleep???
Tidus: Well because to sleep, you have to tell your brain that you're tiered and well since I don't have a brain, I can't sleep, so yeah!!!
Seymour: Fine, I'm leaving, but I will come back and get Yuna when you die of hunger or something like that.
Tidus: Ok then, later!!! Now what do I do???
Narrator: YOU IDIOT, IF YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP, THEN SAVE THE OTHERS!!!!
Tidus: And how to I do that???
Narrator: Oh, I don't know, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET THE OTHERS OUT OF THE FIELD OF LILIES!!!!
Tidus: But the lilies are so pretty, I don't want to leave them!!!
Narrator: Do you want to get a brain and marry Yuna or not!!!
Tidus: Ok, ok, I'll get them out of the field!!!
Narrator: Good boy. So anyways, Tidus brings the sleeping Yuna, Lulu and Auron out of the field and right outside the gate of Beveile. Then our three sleeping heroes wake up from their nap.
Yuna: What happened???
Narrator: Oh, the wicked Bitch of the West and the wicked Jerk of the west put a spell on the moon lilies to make you guys fall asleep so they could kidnap you, but when the spell didn't work on Tidus, he saved you guys.
Yuna: Oh Tidus, you are my hero!!!!
Lulu: Yeah, yeah, can we just go in now!!!!
Everyone else: Oh, right.