Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ A Foxes tail ❯ Thunder teh Hedge-Rabbit ( Chapter 11 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Thunder lays on the ground under the moonlight the Chaosed Controlled thru time in one hand he hold a history book.

Marcia now off duty is a Captain, she and her flying steed see him so she decides to take, a look "what in the name dog food happened to him?" she said getting on her knees to she if he's hurt poor little guy he sure is cute" she lifts him up "oh crackers he sure is heavy" and places him on her steed and flies off.

Of course his weight is slowing her down and her Pegasus is moving at a slower rate.

Miles now asleep sucking on Titania's tit like an infant as she sleeps his cock is inserted into her snatch the white sheets barely cover them.

Of course Thunder out cold lying on a Pegasus with a hottie unbeknownst to him.

Day break comes Titania wakes up, Miles asleep, snoring loudly. Titania pinches his nose that causes him to grunt a bit. As he kisses his scar on the fore head she grabs a white shirt with the sleeves rolled up puts it on as well as some white underwear with red hearts on them.

Her shirt is open barely covers her tits.

Titania opens a window letting the sunlight cover Miles who grabs a pillow as a shield.

As Rhys enters "well I see your doing well" he said "Rhys what a pleasant surprise what brings you here?" Titania said buttoning her shirt.

"Well I was tired of Ike having me mend his asshole sheese I know he has to fuck men but can't he use sap to loosen it up come on now."

Titania grabs some black shorts to put on "well you may stay if you like but don't mind Miles he seems to be full of himself" "who is that the fox boy?" Rhys said.

She nods "also, might I ask did you see a flash of light I figured her either left or one of his friends came by looking for him."

"Not that I recall, maybe Janaff saw on try asking him." Ok thank you Rhys leaves.

Titania sits on the bed stroking his belly.

Marcia heads back to Begnion, to see Tanith with Thunder in tow.

Her Pegasus exhausted "Deputy Commander this is urgent!!" Tanith runs toward with a sword in hand "Captain Marcia what has happened?" the second in command said with concern.

"Well I was patrolling the skies and I found him, I think he came from another world I'm sure Ike told you about a fox boy." She points to Thunder who is still unconscious "very well you have full authority to seek Ike and get the answers if you like you can have some troops."

"Pfft he's barely a teen he's harmless" Marcia said "very well please return alive but rest first your steed needs it." Tanith said looking on with worry at the Pegasus.

"I cant' carry him, can you loan me yours he's built better for combat with all that armor on. Marcia said with pleading eyes. "Only if you promise not to get either of them killed." She said with worry.

Just then Thunder woke up "where the hell am I" he said getting off the Pegasus only to land face first Marcia quickly ran to him "are you ok handsome?"

Tanith giggled a bit as Thunder looked up his sight was blurry all he could see was something pink with blue eyes.

"Remind me never to do that again." Thunder said shaking his head as Marcia hugged him `Angle will kill me if I don't get killed here first' he thought as he hugger her back the armor on her was cold but he didn't mind.

"I'm Captain Marcia of the Begnion holy guard this is Deputy commander Tanith" she said cheerfully. "Well I'm Thunder the hedge-rabbit, came her looking for one Captain Miles D. Prower" Thunder said pulling open the book. "Is he your friend?" asked Tanith "yes he is, that bastard got into the history books so I figured I would come here and get my name in it too."

"Well last I heard he's in Crimea you should go there and look, Marcia go with him." Tanith said "Oh boy this is great!!" Marcia said Hugging him .

"I…. can't…breath…" Thunder said gasping for air.

Marcia lets go. "Sorry handsome, crackers my horse needs to rest." Can you go later?" Marcia said "Pfft don't you people lever learn, You can never do this Hulk Hogan!!" Thunder removes chaos emerald "Chaos Control!" Thunder Marica and the winged steed all vanish "may the goddess protect you" Tanith said.

They arrives at the capital outside Mia, Lucia, Titania, Calill, Mist, Ilyana, and Jill are showing off their beauty Miles took off helping Rhys as Marcia joined them Thunder has some thoughts thru his heads as he looks at each one...

"I'd do her, do her, wouldn't do her, ugh, who hasn't done her? , Do her, lose the pigtails, then we'll talk. Do her, do her…"

Titania approaches him "so I take it you know Miles" "yep that bastard is hogging the spot light. And you are grandma?" Thunder said being cocky "I'm not that old you silly twit, Miles is helping Rhys" Titania points to a room on the side where he hears some yelling hold still you baby" "but your cutting it too short!!" "No I'm not!!"

Miles exits and looks like he's pulling something with his tails Rhys blushing as red as blood pudding as his sleeves are gone and his dress(robe) is now a mini skirt like

Ilyana his boots are still there though Miles removes his tails revealing a sexy midriff.

Miles then hold his hip and waves his hand "oh my I did such a fabulous job" sounding like Queer eye for the straight guy.

Thunder is glad he's black because he's holding in his laughter with full strength.

All the women surround him "my you look sexy" said Mist "I'm not done yet said" Miles Fox Wind!"

Causing everyone's skirt to blow up accidentally Rhys now really blushing as it's revealed he's wearing a pink thong.

Thunder's chocolate brown eyes go in as he runs around screaming "OH God!! I'm blind!! I'm blind!! Please help me I'm blind!! I'm blind!!!"

Everything else as follows Mist in black underwear. Marcia in black underwear, Calill in pink underwear, Ilyana in purple underwear, Mia in black underwear covered by black pantyhose Lucia in white underwear covered by burgundy pantyhose.

The girls are somewhat pissed off, but mainly Thunder why blindly tackles him.

"You bastard blowing up all of their dresses and blowing up a guys dress you trying to cost me my eye sight!!!!"

Thunder said choking him Miles only looks on "sorry ok." Miles said getting up "But how" Thunder said shocked that choking him doesn't affect him.

"Well Lunar trained me back in Sylvarante" Miles said dusting himself off "well when you were gone look what happened to me." Thunder removes his shirt revealing some finely groomed red chest fur he pulled it back revealing some scars he then turned a round to show his back more scars were on him.

"See I though against Hedgehog Man and got hurt if it weren't for the nWo I would have be worst off." Thunder said putting back on his shirt

"Lunar was the one who offered me comfort.

Also you know about Faith she was almost molested but instead badly beaten if it weren't for Ivory the entire Wolf/Fox Alliance would have ripped him to shreds." Thunder said proudly "Faith is the reason he's in ICU."

Miles feels awful "so is everyone all right?" your mom is fine so is your dad Gust is still learning about love, my dad is training him, Faith and Tom are still together.

"What about the other twins and my cousins?" Miles said now sounding worried.

Aries and Jewelle, are the same, Amadeus and Claudius well need I say more and the hedgehogs are just… themselves." Thunder said pushing his quills back.

As Titania hugged him Thunder now annoyed "so you're dating a grandma right?" Titania and Miles give him a look "I like older women since they have more experience." Miles countered.

"Pah when Tails finds out well…" Miles tackled him to the ground you won't say a word!!!" barked Miles who had his lance drawn.

Miles then gets up and helps his friend "look your part of the wolf/fox alliance as long as you're still with Angle." Miles said looking on "now tell me why did you come here and how in the blue hell did you get here!" Miles ordered.

Well um you see…

"IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU GOT HERE AND WHY!!! THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS YOU'RE HERE, SO IF YOU WANT TO STAY TAKE THIS LANCE SHINE IT UP REAL NICE AND SITCH IT STRAIGHT UP YPUR CANDY ASS!!! IF YA SMEEELLLLLL LALALALALA, WHAT THE FOX IS COOKING!!"

Miles then rise up one eyebrow. "You need to lay off WWF." Thunder said. "But seriously read this" Thunder hands him the history book

Miles starts reading it "oh shit!!" Titania reads it "with him oh no this is awful!!"

It reads

`Miles Davis Prower time traveler gave his life to stop the dark god one and for all in the year 650, of Ashera the goddess he was a brave fox warrior…'

Miles hands him back the book "no way are you getting killed but that's not the worst part. You are revived but you're your old self-humble and shy no self esteem we all have to protect you.

“Pfft” said Miles “like hell I am going back to my old self”

Titania looks on with concern “so were you still cute and adorable

back when?” she said with a smile Miles gives a look “yeah but

why wants that I weakling child I am now me and damn fucking

proud of it.” He said as Thunder pulls out (whispers) a PSP.

“Awww, dammit damn thing is dead Miles be a friends and

recharge it for me please…” Thunder tries to give a cute look

enlarging his pupils Miles snatches it from him “only if you

never do that again!”

Miles charges it up as it turns on Thunder gets in front of it oh sweet Peach downloaded that episode of `I love Lucy!' as it gloved a light grey it spoke

“Lucy ju have som explaining to do!!”

`SLAP' “WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” you hit her pretty hard their Rick.” `SLAP' “whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

Miles and Thunder start laughing `slap' Whhhhaaaaaaaaaa' “he hit her again” said Thunder.

Titania nodded her head.

“so you like to see women get beaten do you?

How would you feel if people saw you get beaten?” Thunder had a sad look on his face “I know how awful it was.” He said “well then why do you laugh at it if it happens?” Titania asked “well this is old comedy and they show how it was made” said Miles.

“Riiiiiiite” said the paladin

Just then the (whispers) PSP says today on Star Trek vs. Street Fighter Ryu and Cap. Sulu clash “so your gay and were dating my sister!?” “Ryu I can explain” “oyoucan!!!!” “DAMN” they say in unison “Ryu just upper cutted Captain Sulu for being gay!”

Miles barked “damn right! You got Grand Theft Auto Station square?"

Thunder started to dig in his pocket hmm let's see straberry short cake Ratchet & Clank, oh here her are Grand theft auto san andreas Thunder pulls out several game Miles eagerly took GTA:SA "Sweet!" Miles said as he started playing it.

Thunder looks on his arms crossed as Titania gently wraps herself around him like caring mother “what's wrong?” Thunder just gave her a look “you can tell me.” She said “fuck the police!!” barked Miles.

Still playing the game “oh shit not the swat oh fuck, damn you Thunder did you bring the action replay!?” he asked for out of desperation.

“Nope” sorry Thunder felt almost bad but then again his best friend always relies on codes rather than skill unlike his baby sister who only used codes to show off.

“Fuck! Oh well” Miles barked, then he calmed down “well if you must know it's were closer than brothers I remember when we were little all of us would be together back then his self esteem was super low and he was defenseless I felt bad for him and he knows this. Of course when he and his dad along side their cousin he became that” he points to Miles the way he's dressed. “You always protected him and you care about him” Titania said

“Pfft I was glad when he got pride and stood up even he's a better fighter than me, but now he's soft again and I'll make damn sure that doesn't happen!” Barked Thudner who was now annoyed.

“Well that's sweet but, you sure you want to leave and return with him or rather stay here?” Titania said.

"Oh fuck, shit, ass, bitch, fucking Big Smoke and that damn bullet proof vest!!!" Miles hissed pounding the buttons.

Titania just smiles Thunder looks at him thinking 'I should of brought the action replay'.

After awhile the sun sets Titania wraps her arms around Thunder in front of Miles who os only concerned of beating 'Big Smoke' "yes thank the Gods I won!! I won!!" Miles said jumping up and down all hyped up.

Thunder jumps up kissing Titania on the cheek trying to provoke Miles to no avail.

she only smiled and hugged him like kind mother to a loving child Miles puts away the (whispers) PSP. "get a room!" he barked.

Titania held their hands like children Thunder could only wonder what Angle was doing of course he was more worried about his own mother finding out she was 'replaced' and what his dad would do.

Of course Thunder was getting confused if Titania was going to to be his surrogate mother and she was dating Miles, would Miles be his father. Poor Thunder was quite naive and now extremely confused.

Hell even I'm getting confused. of course I'm Pretty sure Cream would put up a fight for her son.

"so you got food? I'm starving" Thunder replied "yeah I got some BBQ deer and some dodo if you like" "well since your plant fox I trust you can brew up some antacids."

They arrive at a simple house Miles hands back the (whispers) PSP Thunder puts it away.

Thunder runs to the roasted deer and digs in Miles is about to pull him off but Thunder growls.

"Damn when is the last time you ate?" Titania said with concern "can't talk eating!" "What he did was idiotic, he teleported here and that needed vast amounts of energy so much he would need several bags of that trail mix to come and go." Miles stated as Thunder completely ate the whole deer.

"Of course Miles could always kill another one." Titania said no way no how I killed 2 animals so far so if you're still hungry you can go hunting your self!"

Miles barked annoyed Thunder did that trick with his eyes

”oh hell naw!! Oh, oh heeeeeeeeeelll naw!!!” Miles yelled as he grabbed the roasted bird and stormed inside slamming the door.

Titania hugged Thunder and told him “relax he's just in a bad mood!”

“Dammit this food is getting cold!!!” Miles barked.

“Well I must go hunting, unless you got some money so I can eat.”

Titania hands him a bag of gold “well I rather see you eat than loose an eye”

Thunder looking at a golden lance with the word `COP KILLER' engraved.

“Hmm, CHAOS CONTROL!” He vanishes in a flash of light.

He arrive in General Ike's inn where Tauroneo is with Largo drinking some strong drink (Steel 211) and eating meat pies with buttery crusts as Thunder enters “well what brings you here little one?” Said Largo.

“Give me the strongest thing you go to eat and what ever food you got I'm starving.” Largo heads to the counter gets a beer mug and fills it. Thunder guzzles it with soft look on his face like he just drank lemon juice.

“Ha my boy you should savor the strong taste” Tauroneo said cheerfully as Calill entered “so cutie how's it been?” “Well the same as always.” Said Largo But Calill was flirting with Thunder as Largo gave a dumb handing him apes he ate down with one bite “damn when's the last time you ate?” as he handed him another. “Well I teleported here so I drained all my energy and that bastard Miles won't feed me either!”

He said as he ate some more “and I thought Ilyana could eat” Largo said Thunder hands him the bag of gold and exits “well at least he pays for his food” Largo said counting the money.

Miles now with Titania,enjoying the dodo with ease,both wondering about Thunder.

Of course not long into the meal Thunder teleports in reeking of liquor and meat pie. “Well I'm stuffed” he then stumbles to the sofa and passes out.

Miles and Titania finish, and head into bed cuddling. Of course she won't leave thunder in the state he is in as she sings the song of rebirth putting a blanket over him kissing him on the cheek she lifts him up and puts him in the bed with Miles whom she also kisses as she takes the sofa. Falling asleep.

When thunder wakes up he will be feeling it.