Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ A Foxes tail ❯ Bambi ( Chapter 13 )
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By: DIPLOMATIC_FOX 
Just Plain Wrong
Non Anime: Fire Emblem Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure / Action / Hentai / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.08.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 661 | Status: Completed
Just Plain Wrong
Non Anime: Fire Emblem Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure / Action / Hentai / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.08.2007 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 661 | Status: Completed
Cast
Rolf: Bambi
Shinon: Hunter 1
Gatrie: Hunter 2
Oscar: Flower
Thunder: Thumper
Boyd: The king of the forest
Bambi's mother TBA
Faline TBA
Ronno TBA
Narrator Miles.
Miles unaware that this idea is a total failure goes along with it, as Rolf and the others get dressed, of course Oscar isn't to pleased to be covered in 'stink weed' since he plays the skunk.
Thunder is the only one that has is best since he's part rabbit of course thumping his foot is making it sore.
Cast revised
Rolf: Bambi
Shinon: Hunter 1/Ronno
"Well we need 3 more people you found any?" said Rolf nervous "nah but we could play 2 parts" Miles said with a light bulb over his head.
Gatrie: Hunter 2
Oscar: Flower/ (Dope Fiend) Owl
Thunder: Thumper/Faline
Boyd: The king of the forest
Miles:Bambi's mother/Narrator.
(Any other animals are just xtras)
Thunder not too pleased he plays a doe of course his reaction is ironic "D'oh" was what he said as he looked up.
Later that night everyone went to see the play even the Aposile and her 'Holy Guard' went.
Narrator: it all starts with a birth of a young prince.
The scene shows a young mother deer with a baby deer as other animals appear.
The deer yawns a bit
Bambi: *yawns*
Mother: His name is bambi.
Father: that's a girls name weill I guess I can teach him to kick ass.
Narrator: months pass as the young prince makes friends with a skunk and a (hedge) rabbit.
Flower: hi you can call me Flower if you want to.
Bambi tries not to breath as Flower smells a flower and it dies Bambi giggles at it.
As a young (hedge) rabbit appears thumping his foot on the ground
Thumper: I'm thumping. That's why they call me Thumper.
Bambi: I'm Bambi this is Flower Bambi points to the skunk.
Thumper falls on his side laughing his ass off
Thumper: hahahaha that's a girl’s name!
Bambi gives him a look
Bambi: well so is Thumper!
Thumper shuts up
Thumper: .......
Narrator: Just then a thunder storm as all of the animals run like hell.
Bambi scampers and is scare almost shitless.
Narrator: of course Ronno is semi scared as he and afine young doe approach bambi
Ronno: what's the matter you scared of a little thunder he scoffed about to ram they poor prince.
Faline: leave him alone he seems to be bashful!
Ronno: can't you tell I'm just fucking with him?
Ronno turns his tail and leaves
Faline: don't mind him he's a dick.
an owl high and waisted flies down almost crashing
(Dope fiend) Owl: ya know I flew tot eh Middle East and found a poppy field I didn't feel like moving.
The owl then passed out.
Narrator: as the 2 fawn's leave.
Faline: you’re the son of the prince.
Bambi: yep
They walk together nuzzling a bit.
Narrator: as it gets late and starts to rain they part ways.
Springtime begins as Bambi is with his mother.
The mother sniffs a bit.
Mother: man be careful
Just then the shots of arrows can be heard
Mother: run Bambi run!!
Some more sounds of arrows are closing in.
Bambi runs like hell as the shots keep coming of course he's now tired and panting as he call s for his mom
Bambie: Mother? Mother where are you?
As the king of the forest appears
King: Your mother is dead come along my son
Bambi: *sniff* *sniff* WHHHHHHaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *SNIFF* *SNIFF*
[END ACT ONE]
of course the audence is not pleased (can you blame them?)
Titania still in her armor, with a big tub of popcorn nodding her head.
Ike tries to get some but she smacks his hand "get your own you moocher!" she hissed as he pulls back his hand like a child who just gotten punished.
He then turns to Chester trying to get some he growls at him Ike now nervous draws back Jill is the only one who even sniffs a bit. Haar like always fells asleep of course it didn't last long as Jill elbowed him.
Mordecai with Ilyana and Mia "this is wrong the one who wrote this must be punished!" the big cat said.
[ACT 2]
Bambi now an adult as are the other animals it's mating (no hanky panky)
As Ronno challenges Bambi to a fight.
They fight
Bambi tackles Ronno to the ground
Bambi: Say it, say it now!!!
Ronno just looks at him his shoulder is pierced and he's badly hurt
Ronno: I...Am...Your bitch...
Bambi and Faline leave
The End....
Everyone starts booing and rioting
"Oh shit they look pissed" said Miles panicking
"That’s cuz they are pissed you idiot!" Barked Thunder.
Fast forward to the present.
a blew fox with a white muzzle with 2 white tips on her tails her blue hair tied back ina pony tail her bangs short and cute on black overalls and pink blouse.
Along side a peach colored hedge-rabbit with brown hair black patches around her eyes back streaks on her arms long quills with black stripes in them dressed the same. Her ears are long with the bottoms black her quills are held down by a pink barrette.
"So Faith what happened to Bambi" she said"Well Peach I can't say but when I find Miles I WILL KILL HIM!"
Back in time "Miles lets get the fuck out of here!!!" "Chaos Control!" they say in unison as they teleport out of there.
Well you think Walt Disney is going to be pissed?" said Thunder now annoyed.
Miles sounding confident "nah by the time he finds this it will be to late but Peach might be pissed."
"Well it’s you’re fault!!!" barked Thunder
Miles seems shocked "my fault you should have done better yourself!!!"
"Fuck you if you didn’t have the urge to bully that kid to make sure he got the part!" Thunder barked back.
"No fuck you, you should have talked me out of it!" Miles scoffed
As Titania appeared now pissed off herself "Miles Davis Prower! Of all the crazy things, you almost got yourselves killed and in sighted a riot!"
"But it wasn’t my fault that’s how the play was!" Miles said pleading "Besides it was Thunder’s fault!" he said pointing the finger at Thunder.
Thunder countered, "Well maybe if you hadn’t found such a shitty play we wouldn’t be in the mess!"
Titania smacks them both up side the head "Miles you should be ashamed of your self picking on somebody who’s sensitive, and Thunder agreeing with him, I’m very disappointed in both of you if your lucky the queen will pardon you!"
She then walks away. Her head is down, nodding it gently.
"Let us never fight again" said Thunder "agreed" said Miles as they hug.
Miles then runs off as fast as his legs can drag him as his tails spin adding more speed.
"Titania I’m sorry" he catches up to her and starts hugging her.
A single tear leaves her eyes as she accepts it she hugs him back. Well let’s get back.
Thunder quickly teleports in to her arms as she hugs her too feeling bad.
Well that’s the end of that…
As for a disclaimer
Fuck Hilary Duff, Fuck John Shanks, Fuck Walt Disney!
Rolf: Bambi
Shinon: Hunter 1
Gatrie: Hunter 2
Oscar: Flower
Thunder: Thumper
Boyd: The king of the forest
Bambi's mother TBA
Faline TBA
Ronno TBA
Narrator Miles.
Miles unaware that this idea is a total failure goes along with it, as Rolf and the others get dressed, of course Oscar isn't to pleased to be covered in 'stink weed' since he plays the skunk.
Thunder is the only one that has is best since he's part rabbit of course thumping his foot is making it sore.
Cast revised
Rolf: Bambi
Shinon: Hunter 1/Ronno
"Well we need 3 more people you found any?" said Rolf nervous "nah but we could play 2 parts" Miles said with a light bulb over his head.
Gatrie: Hunter 2
Oscar: Flower/ (Dope Fiend) Owl
Thunder: Thumper/Faline
Boyd: The king of the forest
Miles:Bambi's mother/Narrator.
(Any other animals are just xtras)
Thunder not too pleased he plays a doe of course his reaction is ironic "D'oh" was what he said as he looked up.
Later that night everyone went to see the play even the Aposile and her 'Holy Guard' went.
Narrator: it all starts with a birth of a young prince.
The scene shows a young mother deer with a baby deer as other animals appear.
The deer yawns a bit
Bambi: *yawns*
Mother: His name is bambi.
Father: that's a girls name weill I guess I can teach him to kick ass.
Narrator: months pass as the young prince makes friends with a skunk and a (hedge) rabbit.
Flower: hi you can call me Flower if you want to.
Bambi tries not to breath as Flower smells a flower and it dies Bambi giggles at it.
As a young (hedge) rabbit appears thumping his foot on the ground
Thumper: I'm thumping. That's why they call me Thumper.
Bambi: I'm Bambi this is Flower Bambi points to the skunk.
Thumper falls on his side laughing his ass off
Thumper: hahahaha that's a girl’s name!
Bambi gives him a look
Bambi: well so is Thumper!
Thumper shuts up
Thumper: .......
Narrator: Just then a thunder storm as all of the animals run like hell.
Bambi scampers and is scare almost shitless.
Narrator: of course Ronno is semi scared as he and afine young doe approach bambi
Ronno: what's the matter you scared of a little thunder he scoffed about to ram they poor prince.
Faline: leave him alone he seems to be bashful!
Ronno: can't you tell I'm just fucking with him?
Ronno turns his tail and leaves
Faline: don't mind him he's a dick.
an owl high and waisted flies down almost crashing
(Dope fiend) Owl: ya know I flew tot eh Middle East and found a poppy field I didn't feel like moving.
The owl then passed out.
Narrator: as the 2 fawn's leave.
Faline: you’re the son of the prince.
Bambi: yep
They walk together nuzzling a bit.
Narrator: as it gets late and starts to rain they part ways.
Springtime begins as Bambi is with his mother.
The mother sniffs a bit.
Mother: man be careful
Just then the shots of arrows can be heard
Mother: run Bambi run!!
Some more sounds of arrows are closing in.
Bambi runs like hell as the shots keep coming of course he's now tired and panting as he call s for his mom
Bambie: Mother? Mother where are you?
As the king of the forest appears
King: Your mother is dead come along my son
Bambi: *sniff* *sniff* WHHHHHHaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *SNIFF* *SNIFF*
[END ACT ONE]
of course the audence is not pleased (can you blame them?)
Titania still in her armor, with a big tub of popcorn nodding her head.
Ike tries to get some but she smacks his hand "get your own you moocher!" she hissed as he pulls back his hand like a child who just gotten punished.
He then turns to Chester trying to get some he growls at him Ike now nervous draws back Jill is the only one who even sniffs a bit. Haar like always fells asleep of course it didn't last long as Jill elbowed him.
Mordecai with Ilyana and Mia "this is wrong the one who wrote this must be punished!" the big cat said.
[ACT 2]
Bambi now an adult as are the other animals it's mating (no hanky panky)
As Ronno challenges Bambi to a fight.
They fight
Bambi tackles Ronno to the ground
Bambi: Say it, say it now!!!
Ronno just looks at him his shoulder is pierced and he's badly hurt
Ronno: I...Am...Your bitch...
Bambi and Faline leave
The End....
Everyone starts booing and rioting
"Oh shit they look pissed" said Miles panicking
"That’s cuz they are pissed you idiot!" Barked Thunder.
Fast forward to the present.
a blew fox with a white muzzle with 2 white tips on her tails her blue hair tied back ina pony tail her bangs short and cute on black overalls and pink blouse.
Along side a peach colored hedge-rabbit with brown hair black patches around her eyes back streaks on her arms long quills with black stripes in them dressed the same. Her ears are long with the bottoms black her quills are held down by a pink barrette.
"So Faith what happened to Bambi" she said"Well Peach I can't say but when I find Miles I WILL KILL HIM!"
Back in time "Miles lets get the fuck out of here!!!" "Chaos Control!" they say in unison as they teleport out of there.
Well you think Walt Disney is going to be pissed?" said Thunder now annoyed.
Miles sounding confident "nah by the time he finds this it will be to late but Peach might be pissed."
"Well it’s you’re fault!!!" barked Thunder
Miles seems shocked "my fault you should have done better yourself!!!"
"Fuck you if you didn’t have the urge to bully that kid to make sure he got the part!" Thunder barked back.
"No fuck you, you should have talked me out of it!" Miles scoffed
As Titania appeared now pissed off herself "Miles Davis Prower! Of all the crazy things, you almost got yourselves killed and in sighted a riot!"
"But it wasn’t my fault that’s how the play was!" Miles said pleading "Besides it was Thunder’s fault!" he said pointing the finger at Thunder.
Thunder countered, "Well maybe if you hadn’t found such a shitty play we wouldn’t be in the mess!"
Titania smacks them both up side the head "Miles you should be ashamed of your self picking on somebody who’s sensitive, and Thunder agreeing with him, I’m very disappointed in both of you if your lucky the queen will pardon you!"
She then walks away. Her head is down, nodding it gently.
"Let us never fight again" said Thunder "agreed" said Miles as they hug.
Miles then runs off as fast as his legs can drag him as his tails spin adding more speed.
"Titania I’m sorry" he catches up to her and starts hugging her.
A single tear leaves her eyes as she accepts it she hugs him back. Well let’s get back.
Thunder quickly teleports in to her arms as she hugs her too feeling bad.
Well that’s the end of that…
As for a disclaimer
Fuck Hilary Duff, Fuck John Shanks, Fuck Walt Disney!