Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn ( random) ❯ Merchant lady make fun of my sandals ( Chapter 4 )

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Ranulf: Hey Skrimir, what're you up to?

Skrimir: ... Mr lion sad. Store lady mean to Mr lion, We must FIGHT!

Ranulf: ... Uhh, no, Skrimir. That would cause problems, fighting merchant lady is bad ok?

Skrimir: But merchant lady make fun of my sandals. Then she make fun of my speech. Merchant lady says Mr. Lion sounds like mordecai.

Ranulf: Well you are starting to sound different, what happened?

Skrimir: Mr lion fall on his head.

Ranulf: ...Uhhh...Huhhh... * sigh*

Skrimir: Wahhaha!

Ranulf: ... Oh ...How will I explain this to Lord Caineghes?

Skrimir: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ranulf: AHHHH! * jumps* WHAT?!

Skrimir: ... There!!

Ranulf: What?!

Skrimir: There is!!!!!

Rannulf: ... A SQUIRREL?!!

Skrimir: YES!! Mr. Squirrel frightened Mr lion!!!

Ranulf: ... I think I actually miss the hard-head. * sigh*

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Mist: Hey bro!!

Ike: Hey.

Mist: ... Ah! Hey guess what Ike?

Ike: ..what?

Mist: I made cookies!!

Ike: Hey, those actually look nice Mist. * takes one*

Mist: Oh thank you brother! I put my whole heart into these!

Ike: * chomp* ... * Gray faced*

Mist: Wh-what? They aren't bad again are they?! Oh! Im sorry!! We didn't have any more sugar so I had to use the meat Salt!!

Ike: You used the salt?! Missssttt!!

Mist: W-what? Was that wrong too? : D ;;

Ike: ... N-no. You did good!

Mist: Really?!!

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Rolf: ... Like that?

Shinon: Right! Now pull the string back quickly, And.... Let go!

Rolf: * fires*

Unknown: WAAAAHH!!!

Shinon: ... G-gatrie?!

Gatrie: W-who turned out de lights?

Rolf: ... Ah!! Im so... Im so sorry Uncle Gatrie!! I... I wasn't paying attention! I FAIL AT BEING AN ARCHER!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! * Hides behind and hugs shinon*

Shinon: ... W-what are you doing now? Come on Rolf, no crying, real men don't cry. ...An let me go...

Rolf: B-b-but!!! ... * SNIFF* Is Uncle Gatrie OK?!!! ...W...Waaa....

Shinon: ... It's not your fault. Besides, Gatrie shouldn't have even left the tent. * Piercing glare*

Gatrie: ... W-wha..? So now it's my fault again? How 'bout some concern for ol' Gatrie? I got arrowed clean across the end of my head! AHH! * Faints*

Shinon: ... You shouldn't have left the tenttttt... * sigh; picks up Gatrie, drags him back to the tent. *

Rolf: ... WILL UNCLE GATRIE BE OKAY?! Waaaa...!

Shinon: ... He's fine. Gatrie's... Just being Gatrie.

Rolf: ... Tree?!!! :' DDD

Shinon: ...Uhh... Sure.