Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn ( random) ❯ Merchant lady make fun of my sandals ( Chapter 4 )
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Ranulf: Hey Skrimir, what're you up to?
Skrimir: ... Mr lion sad. Store lady mean to Mr lion, We must FIGHT!
Ranulf: ... Uhh, no, Skrimir. That would cause problems, fighting merchant lady is bad ok?
Skrimir: But merchant lady make fun of my sandals. Then she make fun of my speech. Merchant lady says Mr. Lion sounds like mordecai.
Ranulf: Well you are starting to sound different, what happened?
Skrimir: Mr lion fall on his head.
Ranulf: ...Uhhh...Huhhh... * sigh*
Skrimir: Wahhaha!
Ranulf: ... Oh ...How will I explain this to Lord Caineghes?
Skrimir: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ranulf: AHHHH! * jumps* WHAT?!
Skrimir: ... There!!
Ranulf: What?!
Skrimir: There is!!!!!
Rannulf: ... A SQUIRREL?!!
Skrimir: YES!! Mr. Squirrel frightened Mr lion!!!
Ranulf: ... I think I actually miss the hard-head. * sigh*
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Mist: Hey bro!!
Ike: Hey.
Mist: ... Ah! Hey guess what Ike?
Ike: ..what?
Mist: I made cookies!!
Ike: Hey, those actually look nice Mist. * takes one*
Mist: Oh thank you brother! I put my whole heart into these!
Ike: * chomp* ... * Gray faced*
Mist: Wh-what? They aren't bad again are they?! Oh! Im sorry!! We didn't have any more sugar so I had to use the meat Salt!!
Ike: You used the salt?! Missssttt!!
Mist: W-what? Was that wrong too? : D ;;
Ike: ... N-no. You did good!
Mist: Really?!!
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Rolf: ... Like that?
Shinon: Right! Now pull the string back quickly, And.... Let go!
Rolf: * fires*
Unknown: WAAAAHH!!!
Shinon: ... G-gatrie?!
Gatrie: W-who turned out de lights?
Rolf: ... Ah!! Im so... Im so sorry Uncle Gatrie!! I... I wasn't paying attention! I FAIL AT BEING AN ARCHER!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! * Hides behind and hugs shinon*
Shinon: ... W-what are you doing now? Come on Rolf, no crying, real men don't cry. ...An let me go...
Rolf: B-b-but!!! ... * SNIFF* Is Uncle Gatrie OK?!!! ...W...Waaa....
Shinon: ... It's not your fault. Besides, Gatrie shouldn't have even left the tent. * Piercing glare*
Gatrie: ... W-wha..? So now it's my fault again? How 'bout some concern for ol' Gatrie? I got arrowed clean across the end of my head! AHH! * Faints*
Shinon: ... You shouldn't have left the tenttttt... * sigh; picks up Gatrie, drags him back to the tent. *
Rolf: ... WILL UNCLE GATRIE BE OKAY?! Waaaa...!
Shinon: ... He's fine. Gatrie's... Just being Gatrie.
Rolf: ... Tree?!!! :' DDD
Shinon: ...Uhh... Sure.
Skrimir: ... Mr lion sad. Store lady mean to Mr lion, We must FIGHT!
Ranulf: ... Uhh, no, Skrimir. That would cause problems, fighting merchant lady is bad ok?
Skrimir: But merchant lady make fun of my sandals. Then she make fun of my speech. Merchant lady says Mr. Lion sounds like mordecai.
Ranulf: Well you are starting to sound different, what happened?
Skrimir: Mr lion fall on his head.
Ranulf: ...Uhhh...Huhhh... * sigh*
Skrimir: Wahhaha!
Ranulf: ... Oh ...How will I explain this to Lord Caineghes?
Skrimir: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ranulf: AHHHH! * jumps* WHAT?!
Skrimir: ... There!!
Ranulf: What?!
Skrimir: There is!!!!!
Rannulf: ... A SQUIRREL?!!
Skrimir: YES!! Mr. Squirrel frightened Mr lion!!!
Ranulf: ... I think I actually miss the hard-head. * sigh*
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Mist: Hey bro!!
Ike: Hey.
Mist: ... Ah! Hey guess what Ike?
Ike: ..what?
Mist: I made cookies!!
Ike: Hey, those actually look nice Mist. * takes one*
Mist: Oh thank you brother! I put my whole heart into these!
Ike: * chomp* ... * Gray faced*
Mist: Wh-what? They aren't bad again are they?! Oh! Im sorry!! We didn't have any more sugar so I had to use the meat Salt!!
Ike: You used the salt?! Missssttt!!
Mist: W-what? Was that wrong too? : D ;;
Ike: ... N-no. You did good!
Mist: Really?!!
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Rolf: ... Like that?
Shinon: Right! Now pull the string back quickly, And.... Let go!
Rolf: * fires*
Unknown: WAAAAHH!!!
Shinon: ... G-gatrie?!
Gatrie: W-who turned out de lights?
Rolf: ... Ah!! Im so... Im so sorry Uncle Gatrie!! I... I wasn't paying attention! I FAIL AT BEING AN ARCHER!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! * Hides behind and hugs shinon*
Shinon: ... W-what are you doing now? Come on Rolf, no crying, real men don't cry. ...An let me go...
Rolf: B-b-but!!! ... * SNIFF* Is Uncle Gatrie OK?!!! ...W...Waaa....
Shinon: ... It's not your fault. Besides, Gatrie shouldn't have even left the tent. * Piercing glare*
Gatrie: ... W-wha..? So now it's my fault again? How 'bout some concern for ol' Gatrie? I got arrowed clean across the end of my head! AHH! * Faints*
Shinon: ... You shouldn't have left the tenttttt... * sigh; picks up Gatrie, drags him back to the tent. *
Rolf: ... WILL UNCLE GATRIE BE OKAY?! Waaaa...!
Shinon: ... He's fine. Gatrie's... Just being Gatrie.
Rolf: ... Tree?!!! :' DDD
Shinon: ...Uhh... Sure.