Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn ( random) ❯ Snails are tasty? ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Venetian Darkbringer 
Ike: ... Hmm...
Ranulf: Heya, what are you doing Ike?
Ike: ... Huh? Oh, I' m thinking about something.
* Swordpractice... Army... Why Ranulf wanted meat... Food. *
Ranulf: That's a plus. * knocks on his head* It isn't as hollow as Shinon said.
Ike: ... Shinon said what?!
Ranulf: Nothing! =D
Skrimir: ... Turtle... with boot... * snore * ... Turtle with yellow boot.... * snore*
Ranulf: I think we may have damaged him more.
Skrimir: ... Bunny are pink... * snore*
Ike: Hey! Don't ignore me! D:
Anime/Manga: Fire Emblem Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2008 | Pages: 3 | Words: 750 | Visits: 429 | Status: Completed
Ike: ... Hmm...
Ranulf: Heya, what are you doing Ike?
Ike: ... Huh? Oh, I' m thinking about something.
* Swordpractice... Army... Why Ranulf wanted meat... Food. *
Ranulf: That's a plus. * knocks on his head* It isn't as hollow as Shinon said.
Ike: ... Shinon said what?!
Ranulf: Nothing! =D
Skrimir: ... Turtle... with boot... * snore * ... Turtle with yellow boot.... * snore*
Ranulf: I think we may have damaged him more.
Skrimir: ... Bunny are pink... * snore*
Ike: Hey! Don't ignore me! D:
Anime/Manga: Fire Emblem Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2008 | Pages: 3 | Words: 750 | Visits: 429 | Status: Completed
Ike: ... Hmm...
Ranulf: Heya, what are you doing Ike?
Ike: ... Huh? Oh, I' m thinking about something.
* Swordpractice... Army... Why Ranulf wanted meat... Food. *
Ranulf: That's a plus. * knocks on his head* It isn't as hollow as Shinon said.
Ike: ... Shinon said what?!
Ranulf: Nothing! =D
Skrimir: ... Turtle... with boot... * snore * ... Turtle with yellow boot.... * snore*
Ranulf: I think we may have damaged him more.
Skrimir: ... Bunny are pink... * snore*
Ike: Hey! Don't ignore me! D:
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Shinon: Jeez! Make up your mind.
Gatrie: ... But I don't... Know! There are so many good foods here!
Shinon: ... I bet you'd eat a slug if you were desperate enough.
Gatrie: You never know! Might be good! Put a little salt on it...
Shinon: ... Wow.
Gatrie: There you go mocking ol' Gatrie again!
Shinon: Dangit Gatrie!! Hurry up!
Gatrie: ... Hold on a sec. Maybe... No... Oh! ... No that costs too much ... Ah! ..Eh, no....
Shinon: * BANGing head against table *
Waitress: ... Are you two ready to order?
Shinon: Ye---
Gatrie: No not yet~!
* So they were kicked out for Gatries indecisiveness*
Shinon: ... ... ... Hungry.
Gatrie: It isn't my fault!
Shinon: Yeah, you keep telling that to yourself.
Gatrie: ... * sniff*
Shinon: ... ... ... ...Bah! Don't start crying about it. That's what I'v been trying to get Rolf to stop doing!
You two are going to drive me insane!
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Oscar: The cornbread is finished, it's over there if anyone wants some.
Boyd: NO! I am not training with some Peewee newbie!
Rolf: I AM NOT A PEEWEE!
Boyd: YEAH!
Rolf: NO!!
Boyd: YEAH!
Rolf: NO!!!
Boyd: YEAH!!
Rolf: NO!!!!
Boyd: Oh yeah?! Wanna fight about it?!!
Rolf: NO!!
Boyd: LOL.
Rolf: ... Wah, huh?! You tricked me!!
Oscar: Calm down you two!
Rolf: ... Boyd is being mean!!
Boyd: Well maybe you should've stopped asking after the FIFTH time!
Oscar: Calm down!! D:
* Ike comes over to the campfire*
Ranulf: You know what would make my day?
Ike: What?
Ranulf: Popcorn!! =D
Lethe: Thats not even invented yet!!
Ranulf: ... Awwww.
Boyd: Oh oh! I got a scary story!!
Rolf: Noooooo!! I don't like scary stories!
Boyd: Then go hide under your pillow like a peewee.
Rolf: IM NOT A PEEWEE!!!
Boyd: Once upon a time --
Shinon: ... What the hell kind of scary story starts with once upon a time?
Rolf: Unkie shinon! Shh!!
Boyd: Once upon a time--
There were three monsters, they all went ogga booga, and were mean.
Rolf: * hugs shinon*
Shinon: what the * beep* ?
Boyd: ... Then they went out one day. Because they smelt blood, and they were looking for their prey.
They were vampires!!
Rolf: WAAAAAHHH!!! * hugging shinon tightly*
Shinon: ... L-let go of me!
Boyd: ... But they all ran away, and were never seen again. They were afraid.
Rolf: ... Of w-w-what?
Boyd: ... .... ... Of a peewee noob named Rolf!!!
Rolf: BOYD!!!! * runs after him*
Boyd: * flees*
Ike & Oscar & Ranulf & Lethe & shinon: That was special...
Shinon: Im soooo scared I think I'm gonna wet myself. GOOD NIGHT.
Ike: ... Why were they scared of Rolf? ... I don't... I don't get it...
Ranulf: ... When will they invent popcorn?
Volke: 20 000 to make me sleep.
Rhys: Just stay awake moron. See if I'll heal you.
Skrimir: HEHEHE!!
* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!! *
All: EYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! * jumps two feet in the air*
Skrimir: ... Hehehe Funny noise!! Hehehe! * BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOMMMM!! *
Ranulf: I thought I got rid of that?!!!!
Ike: ... Where's that noise coming from... I don't get it.
Volke: 20 000 to scare me.
Ike: ... * glances* wtf?
Ranulf: Heya, what are you doing Ike?
Ike: ... Huh? Oh, I' m thinking about something.
* Swordpractice... Army... Why Ranulf wanted meat... Food. *
Ranulf: That's a plus. * knocks on his head* It isn't as hollow as Shinon said.
Ike: ... Shinon said what?!
Ranulf: Nothing! =D
Skrimir: ... Turtle... with boot... * snore * ... Turtle with yellow boot.... * snore*
Ranulf: I think we may have damaged him more.
Skrimir: ... Bunny are pink... * snore*
Ike: Hey! Don't ignore me! D:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shinon: Jeez! Make up your mind.
Gatrie: ... But I don't... Know! There are so many good foods here!
Shinon: ... I bet you'd eat a slug if you were desperate enough.
Gatrie: You never know! Might be good! Put a little salt on it...
Shinon: ... Wow.
Gatrie: There you go mocking ol' Gatrie again!
Shinon: Dangit Gatrie!! Hurry up!
Gatrie: ... Hold on a sec. Maybe... No... Oh! ... No that costs too much ... Ah! ..Eh, no....
Shinon: * BANGing head against table *
Waitress: ... Are you two ready to order?
Shinon: Ye---
Gatrie: No not yet~!
* So they were kicked out for Gatries indecisiveness*
Shinon: ... ... ... Hungry.
Gatrie: It isn't my fault!
Shinon: Yeah, you keep telling that to yourself.
Gatrie: ... * sniff*
Shinon: ... ... ... ...Bah! Don't start crying about it. That's what I'v been trying to get Rolf to stop doing!
You two are going to drive me insane!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oscar: The cornbread is finished, it's over there if anyone wants some.
Boyd: NO! I am not training with some Peewee newbie!
Rolf: I AM NOT A PEEWEE!
Boyd: YEAH!
Rolf: NO!!
Boyd: YEAH!
Rolf: NO!!!
Boyd: YEAH!!
Rolf: NO!!!!
Boyd: Oh yeah?! Wanna fight about it?!!
Rolf: NO!!
Boyd: LOL.
Rolf: ... Wah, huh?! You tricked me!!
Oscar: Calm down you two!
Rolf: ... Boyd is being mean!!
Boyd: Well maybe you should've stopped asking after the FIFTH time!
Oscar: Calm down!! D:
* Ike comes over to the campfire*
Ranulf: You know what would make my day?
Ike: What?
Ranulf: Popcorn!! =D
Lethe: Thats not even invented yet!!
Ranulf: ... Awwww.
Boyd: Oh oh! I got a scary story!!
Rolf: Noooooo!! I don't like scary stories!
Boyd: Then go hide under your pillow like a peewee.
Rolf: IM NOT A PEEWEE!!!
Boyd: Once upon a time --
Shinon: ... What the hell kind of scary story starts with once upon a time?
Rolf: Unkie shinon! Shh!!
Boyd: Once upon a time--
There were three monsters, they all went ogga booga, and were mean.
Rolf: * hugs shinon*
Shinon: what the * beep* ?
Boyd: ... Then they went out one day. Because they smelt blood, and they were looking for their prey.
They were vampires!!
Rolf: WAAAAAHHH!!! * hugging shinon tightly*
Shinon: ... L-let go of me!
Boyd: ... But they all ran away, and were never seen again. They were afraid.
Rolf: ... Of w-w-what?
Boyd: ... .... ... Of a peewee noob named Rolf!!!
Rolf: BOYD!!!! * runs after him*
Boyd: * flees*
Ike & Oscar & Ranulf & Lethe & shinon: That was special...
Shinon: Im soooo scared I think I'm gonna wet myself. GOOD NIGHT.
Ike: ... Why were they scared of Rolf? ... I don't... I don't get it...
Ranulf: ... When will they invent popcorn?
Volke: 20 000 to make me sleep.
Rhys: Just stay awake moron. See if I'll heal you.
Skrimir: HEHEHE!!
* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!! *
All: EYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! * jumps two feet in the air*
Skrimir: ... Hehehe Funny noise!! Hehehe! * BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOMMMM!! *
Ranulf: I thought I got rid of that?!!!!
Ike: ... Where's that noise coming from... I don't get it.
Volke: 20 000 to scare me.
Ike: ... * glances* wtf?