Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn ( random) ❯ The New Plan- Skrimir ( Chapter 6 )
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By: Venetian Darkbringer 
Ranulf: Our last idea didn't work too well. ... And we lost some decent amount of gold. * stare*
Lethe: ... * looks away*
Ranulf: So Lyre and I have come up with a new idea. If we can redo what skrimir has done, then maybe he will be back to his old self.
Mordecai: Mordecai don't understand... Ranulf's logic.
Ranulf: We are going to drop him on his head...
* DA Daaaah DUMMMMM! *
Ranulf: OK! I AM REALLY GETTING TIRED OF THAT THING! D:
Skrimir: HEHEHE! THIS MAKE FUNNY NOISE!!! : DDD
Anime/Manga: Fire Emblem Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.03.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 576 | Visits: 489 | Status: Completed
Ranulf: Our last idea didn't work too well. ... And we lost some decent amount of gold. * stare*
Lethe: ... * looks away*
Ranulf: So Lyre and I have come up with a new idea. If we can redo what skrimir has done, then maybe he will be back to his old self.
Mordecai: Mordecai don't understand... Ranulf's logic.
Ranulf: We are going to drop him on his head...
* DA Daaaah DUMMMMM! *
Ranulf: OK! I AM REALLY GETTING TIRED OF THAT THING! D:
Skrimir: HEHEHE! THIS MAKE FUNNY NOISE!!! : DDD
Anime/Manga: Fire Emblem Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.03.2008 | Pages: 2 | Words: 576 | Visits: 489 | Status: Completed
Ranulf: Our last idea didn't work too well. ... And we lost some decent amount of gold. * stare*
Lethe: ... * looks away*
Ranulf: So Lyre and I have come up with a new idea. If we can redo what skrimir has done, then maybe he will be back to his old self.
Mordecai: Mordecai don't understand... Ranulf's logic.
Ranulf: We are going to drop him on his head...
* DA Daaaah DUMMMMM! *
Ranulf: OK! I AM REALLY GETTING TIRED OF THAT THING! D:
Skrimir: HEHEHE! THIS MAKE FUNNY NOISE!!! : DDD
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Ike: .... Unhh.....
Mist: Oh my god! Ike are you OK?!!
Ike: ... What?
Mist: You ate my cookie... And then you fainted!!
Ike: ...Oh.
Mist: Then I got Rhys to help! He got mad at me, and said I shouldn't be feeding you poison like that!! HOW RUDE!
Rhys: I hate my job... * emo stare*
Mist: Oh shut up! You're a healer, you get to help people!!
Rhys: ... Yeah... But I thought they would actually be worth my concern.
Ike: ... Oh well. As long as he does a good job, that's all that matters right?
Rhys: ... You are too optimistic, it's c***py in a commander. You become a little too relaxed, and then everyone dies.
... And then I have more work to do.
Mist & Ike: ... ... ...
* ranulf comes in *
Rhys: ... Get out of here, rat-catcher.
Ranulf: ... Uhh, hello to you too?
Hey Ike, you got some meat or something?
Ike: ... Yeah. ... But... ... Why......?
Ranulf: Ok, I need some. I'm......... Hungry.
* Hands ranulf meat; Ranulf leaves*
Ike: ... I wonder why he wants meat?
Mist: Because he's hungry stupid!
Ike: ... Right. ... I want to believe that.
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* Ranulf, skrimir, and the rest are around the cliff *
Rolf: Hey unkie shinon! Look! Why're all the kitties over there?
Shinon: * Goes over, asks what they're doing; is informed *
WHAT?!! So you're going to send him falling down a hill, that would---
..... Wait.... Go right ahead.
Ranulf: Hey Skrimir buddy! Look! Meat! * tosses meat off hill *
Skrimir: Mr lion think that meat raw, he wonder why all standing at hill.
Ranulf: Hmm.... AH! Kyza! Where's that dramatic affect thing?
Kyza: ... This?
Ranulf: MINE! * snatches *
.... * clicks* Dah Daaah DUMMMMM!!!
Skrimir: Hehehe! That funny!!!
Ranulf: * tosses *
Skrimir: * goes to get it; falls down hill; fortunately head first; Lands *
* BOOM!!!!!! *
Ranulf: WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT?! * looks down; only sees dust; runs down*
Skrimir: * fainted*
Ranulf: ... Someone go get Rhys!! * freaked out*
Ah....
Lethe: ... What?
Ranulf: * points to dramatic effect: BOOM button *
* Rhys comes *
Rhys: I still don't know why I'm even here with you people...
Shinon: ... I think Gatrie is brighter than you people.
Rolf: TREEEEEE!!!! : DDDD
Gatrie: ... A compliment?!!! This is my lucky day!!! ... Wait. D:
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Ike: * still in his tent pondering why Ranulf wanted meat *
Lethe: ... * looks away*
Ranulf: So Lyre and I have come up with a new idea. If we can redo what skrimir has done, then maybe he will be back to his old self.
Mordecai: Mordecai don't understand... Ranulf's logic.
Ranulf: We are going to drop him on his head...
* DA Daaaah DUMMMMM! *
Ranulf: OK! I AM REALLY GETTING TIRED OF THAT THING! D:
Skrimir: HEHEHE! THIS MAKE FUNNY NOISE!!! : DDD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ike: .... Unhh.....
Mist: Oh my god! Ike are you OK?!!
Ike: ... What?
Mist: You ate my cookie... And then you fainted!!
Ike: ...Oh.
Mist: Then I got Rhys to help! He got mad at me, and said I shouldn't be feeding you poison like that!! HOW RUDE!
Rhys: I hate my job... * emo stare*
Mist: Oh shut up! You're a healer, you get to help people!!
Rhys: ... Yeah... But I thought they would actually be worth my concern.
Ike: ... Oh well. As long as he does a good job, that's all that matters right?
Rhys: ... You are too optimistic, it's c***py in a commander. You become a little too relaxed, and then everyone dies.
... And then I have more work to do.
Mist & Ike: ... ... ...
* ranulf comes in *
Rhys: ... Get out of here, rat-catcher.
Ranulf: ... Uhh, hello to you too?
Hey Ike, you got some meat or something?
Ike: ... Yeah. ... But... ... Why......?
Ranulf: Ok, I need some. I'm......... Hungry.
* Hands ranulf meat; Ranulf leaves*
Ike: ... I wonder why he wants meat?
Mist: Because he's hungry stupid!
Ike: ... Right. ... I want to believe that.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
* Ranulf, skrimir, and the rest are around the cliff *
Rolf: Hey unkie shinon! Look! Why're all the kitties over there?
Shinon: * Goes over, asks what they're doing; is informed *
WHAT?!! So you're going to send him falling down a hill, that would---
..... Wait.... Go right ahead.
Ranulf: Hey Skrimir buddy! Look! Meat! * tosses meat off hill *
Skrimir: Mr lion think that meat raw, he wonder why all standing at hill.
Ranulf: Hmm.... AH! Kyza! Where's that dramatic affect thing?
Kyza: ... This?
Ranulf: MINE! * snatches *
.... * clicks* Dah Daaah DUMMMMM!!!
Skrimir: Hehehe! That funny!!!
Ranulf: * tosses *
Skrimir: * goes to get it; falls down hill; fortunately head first; Lands *
* BOOM!!!!!! *
Ranulf: WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT?! * looks down; only sees dust; runs down*
Skrimir: * fainted*
Ranulf: ... Someone go get Rhys!! * freaked out*
Ah....
Lethe: ... What?
Ranulf: * points to dramatic effect: BOOM button *
* Rhys comes *
Rhys: I still don't know why I'm even here with you people...
Shinon: ... I think Gatrie is brighter than you people.
Rolf: TREEEEEE!!!! : DDDD
Gatrie: ... A compliment?!!! This is my lucky day!!! ... Wait. D:
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Ike: * still in his tent pondering why Ranulf wanted meat *