Fire Emblem Fan Fiction ❯ Why Sain? ❯ Why Sain? - Part 1 ( Chapter 1 )

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Fire Emblem: Why Sain?!

Part 1

Sain: *chained against a wall in a jail cell* So…why am I here?

Jaffar: You're being held hostage by the Black Fang. We thought you to be the most suitable one to take.

Sain: Is the darling beauty Lyn coming to retrieve me?

Jaffar: Probably.

Sain: Heh…sweet.

Jaffar: …I'm going to go tell Lord Nergal we've got you. Some generic soldier will come with food.

Sain: YAY!! ^_^

Jaffar: …*walks off*

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Jaffar: *goes into Nergal's chamber*

Nergal: Ahh…Jaffar…have you captured the knight?

Jaffar: He's a cavalier.

Nergal: What?

Jaffar: He's a cavalier. They're the horse riding units that promote to paladin. Knights are fat heavy ugly sweaty bitch units that promote to general.

Nergal: …What?

Jaffar: Fun fact. But yes, my lord, we have him.

Nergal: Good….is he as stupid as we saw?

Jaffar: Yes, my lord.

Nergal: Good work, Jaffar. You may go.

Jaffar: Thank you sir.

Nergal: Oh, and tell Sonia I need to see her. It's…urgent.

Jaffar: Yes sir. *walks away*

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Jaffar: *goes to Sain's cell*

Sain's cell: *empty*

Jaffar: O____O

Sain: …heehee.

Jaffar: WHERE ARE YOU?!!?

Sain: Heeheehee…

Jaffar: *looking around*

Sain: AHAHAHA!! *crawls out from under his bed* Gotcha!!!

Jaffar: How did you get out of that shackle?!

Sain: I bit it off!

Jaffar: …you what?

Sain: Yeah, there was a place on the chain where it was kind of rusty, so I bit at it and it broke!

Jaffar: …you're an asshole.

Sain: Or so I've been told…

Jaffar: -_-# I'm leaving. *walks off*

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Jaffar: *talking with Linus* And then I was like “Well, maybe you shouldn't be alive anymore!” And then I killed her.

Linus: Heh…freakin' sweet.

Sonia: *walks past*

Jaffar: Hey, ho. Nergal wanted to see you. Said it was urgent.

Sonia: Oh…*grin* Thanks Jaffar. *walks away*

Linus: …she's totally into you man.

Jaffar: No, she was smiling at you!

Linus: Haha! You wish. See ya man. *walks off*

Jaffar: *sigh* *walks off*

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Generic soldier: Here's your food. *throws Nino in Sain's cell*

Sain: Eeeeeeewww….I don't wanna eat that! It looks yucky.

Generic soldier: Eh, okay. I guess I'll give it to Jaffar. I'll bring you some Nils instead. *walks off with Nino*

Sain: Nils…sounds exotic.

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Generic soldier: Hey! Jaffar! I've got you some grub.

Jaffar: *turns around*

Nino: ^_^ Hi Jaffar!

Jaffar: WTF?! I'm not eating Nino!!!

Generic soldier: Eh? I think it looks gosh darn delicious, but if you don't want it I guess I can give it to Lord Nergal…

Jaffar: No!! Give her to me, now!!!

Generic soldier: HA! I knew you'd change your mind!! *gives him Nino and walks off*

Nino: Hi Jaffar! I wanna be a lemon meringue pie when I grow up!

Jaffar: That's great, Nino. Just great…

Nino: Let's go play Fight! I'll be Eliwood and you can be Florina!

Jaffar: Nino, I'm not being Florina again! I wanna be Heath at least.

Nino: No! F*** you! You're Florina!

Jaffar: Where did you learn that word!?!

Nino: …..Linus!

Jaffar: You shouldn't be hanging out with Linus.

Nino: I don't really hang out with him…I hang on to him. He's my “Whorsey”!

Jaffar: O_o

Nino: ^_^ Let's go!

Jaffar: Ye…ah…let's…go…..

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Jaffar: HEY! LINUS!!

Linus: Wha'd ya want, Jaf***.

Jaffar: YOU STAY AWAY FROM NINO!!

Linus: Heh…but I'm her “who—

Jaffar: NO! DON'T SAY IT!! JUST STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HER! *storms away*

Linus: ….Whorsey.

Nino: *trots up* ^_^

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Jaffar: Hey, idiot.

Sain: Yeeeess?

Jaffar: How long did it take your company to travel on a daily basis?

Sain: Mmmm…..10 levels to Caelin from the Manni Katti place?

Jaffar …hmm….

Sain: I'm sure they're fighting for my life right now! ^_^

Generic soldier: *walks in with Nils* Yo Jaffar! You enjoy the Nino?

Jaffar: SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Sain: Ahh…awesome! *chows down*

Jaffar: OH MY GOD!!

Sain: *chewing on Nils' arm* Eh?

Jaffar: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!!

Sain: I dunno. *bites Nils' ear*

Nils: T_T

Sain: *chewing thoughtfully* I think I'll save the rest for later* *chucks Nils in a corner*

Jaffar: God dammit, you're a failure.

Sain: That's what my daddy says!! ^_^

Jaffar: *leaves*

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Nergal: So, lemme get this straight. He ate Nils?

Jaffar: Yes, sir.

Nergal: God, that's really horrifying. I hate to think what he did to that lovable band of fools he was traveling with.

Jaffar: I shudder thinking about it.

Nergal: Ah well, no matter, I always hated that brat anyway. Too whiney. Not like his sister. She's more my type.

Jaffar: o.o ….*edges out of the room*

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Lloyd: Hey, Jaffar, what's up?

Jaffar: Nothing, I've just been having the WORST DAYS OF MY LIFE.

Lloyd: Aww, that's too bad. I'm having a party tonight in my quarters, you wanna come?

Jaffar: Depends, are Linus or that idiot prisoner coming?

Lloyd: Well, Linus is coming…and let's see…I've gotten Sonia, Ephidel, Kenneth—

Jaffar: Sounds like something I don't want to go to.

Lloyd: Aww, but Nino's coming, too!

Jaffar: *thinks of a whorsey* Okay, I'm game.

Lloyd: Great! Be in my room at 7:00. We'll have pin the tail on Marquess Laus! ^_^

Jaffar: Sounds…fabulous.

Lloyd: See ya then!

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