FLCL Fan Fiction ❯ Friend Or Fooly Foe ❯ Haruko's Birthday ( Chapter 10 )

Chapter 10

Haruko's Birthday

"Speech"

`Thoughts'

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({[ I have received permission from Iris Sun to use Haruhara Tane in my story]})To find out more about Tane check "The Blue Vespa"

5 Months after Naota found out about his real family and past.

It was a cold winters morning around 8:00am and Naota was still asleep. Today was Haruko's and Naota's first real day off, because they have the day off from Mahjong and today they are off duty from the GSPB. BEEP BEEP BEEP CRUNCH? "Shut up you dumb ass alarm clock." Haruko said disgruntled. Naota was still asleep which was making Haruko very angry. She shook his shoulder "Come on Takun let's go do something." Naota just turned his back to her and put his pillow over his head saying "weave me awone Hawoku" his voice muffled by the pillow. "al I want ta do is sweep." Haruko is not one to give up very easily. `All right Takun I will be right back' she thought as she put her evil grin on her face.

Naota heard the sound of the door shut. `finally she leaves I can get some rest.' Naota had accepted the fact that he is a Kotamain, but he still prefers to use Nandaba because he grew up with it. However, if asked by superior officers he would answer to Tirala.

Suddenly Naota felt a breeze and then EXTREME cold on his back. "AH IT'S COLD, OW!" He just hit his head on the ceiling. "I guess you're awake now huh" Haruko said in an off hand still smirking. She had just stuffed snow into his shirt. "What did you do that for" Naota said having to change his shirt because it was now wet from the snow. "Takun hurry up we have a big today" Haruko said as she hugged (um more like a strangle hold) "what are you talking about Haruko?' Naota asked questioning Haruko's statement. Haruko sighed and let him go. He was looking for a good shirt to wear. Haruko looked out the window and trying not to laugh at the fact that Naota forgot. After choosing a Pillows Ride on Shooting Star T-Shirt and when got it on he asked, "So Haruko what were hm?" he didn't get the rest of his question out because when he turned to Haruko she kissed him. Suddenly four teenagers step through the door, WAIT what is going on.

Haruko: who the hell are they

Sorry Story Disruption

Takun: CUT CUT CUT

Shane: What is this place?

Takun: Why The Fuck are you Here dip shit?!

Josh: This is boring

Takun: Get your Damn hands of my script!

Matt: What does Kotamama mean.

Takun: Shut the hell up

Blake: Hey good looking (HICup)

He grabs Haruko

Naota: Get your hands off her you Damn drunkard

Takun: That is IT DIA-OKI!

Dia-oki's screen: Yes sir

Takun: Take out Josh and Matt. Naota, Blake has Sealed his fate he's yours.

Dia-oki breaks Josh's neck with blood curdling crunch. And Then with one hand He grabs Matt's ankles and the other had Matt's hands. And with all his strength pulls and rips Matt in two, and his guts spill onto the floor with a sickening splat. And the once metallic silver mech is now crimson with Matt's blood.

While Naota turned Blake's head and the floor around it into a red splatter painting.

The only one left is Shane. His dumb grin no longer on his smug mug.

Takun: Naota hand me the Gibson EB-0 1961 model bass rifle.

Shane: come on man I really like you story.

Takun: You're so full of Shit.

BANG! The bullet went straight threw his heart

But instead of a regular red gush of blood, a brown sludge oozed out.

Naota: Well I guess he was full of shit.

Takun walked away from the four corpses with a menacingly Satisfied smirk on his face.

Okay people begin from the kiss. Action!

Suddenly Mahjong passed the doorway and says "Haruko I just thought I should say Happy Birth..day" Mahjong paused for a minute, then asked "Did I come at a bad time?" Naota looked Ticked " WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!" Then Naota noticed what Mahjong had just said. "Huh? It's Haruko's birthday? Naota was puzzled. At time Haruko was beginning to open a package with a label that said FROM MAHJONG on it. When she opened it there was small alarm clock with the Medical Mechanica emblem on it. Haruko looked very angry (about the same as when Amarao said "and that thing when that thing turns Reds it's Atomsk.") And as fast as when she took out Amarao's men she grabbed her bass and blasted mahjong right across the face. As she did this she said "NEVER EVER get me Medical Mechanica stuff epically some dumb noisy alarm clock." Jong went flying through the door down the stairs and hit the wall. Dazed and sporting a bloody nose all he could say was "I'll remember that for next time."

Haruko sighed and said, "Come on Takun we have to go meet some one." Naota had a `Huh?' expression on his face. As if she knew what he was thinking Haruko said, "You remember… Aunt Chihiya" `What?!' Naota mentally yelled. `I have never thought about asking her about her family.' "um, okay let's go." `I guess'.

After getting their coats, gloves, etc… they headed out. "So where does she live?" Naota asked as they revved up their Vespas. Haruko just smiled and said, "Just follow me."

Haruko led Naota to a countryside like suburb of Orup called Terraco(tear a ko). Haruko stoped in front of and greenish gold colored house with an almost peach colored door. "Welcome to my house Takun." Haruko said. Naota looked somewhat confused. "So your aunt lives here?" All Haruko said as they walked up to the house was "I said that so Mahjong didn't get suspicious." Suddenly there was a loud BANG as something went through the side of the house. Naota jumped back about 15 feet from the sudden commotion. Haruko hadn't moved an inch. In fact she just smile at the sound and said " It's good to be home." Haruko opened the door and went to where the blast came from. Naota followed suite. There was a box wrapped in yellow paper that had: To: Chibi Ruko

From: Mom Dad and Tane. Haruko was somewhat uncomfortable. "I hate when they use my nickname." She opened the box; it contained a bunch of bread and a card. Her eyes glittered with delight. Just then Naota began to laugh. (Hell must have froze over) "Chibi Ruko" Haruko put a halt to that by giving him a sharp ping to the back of the head. "Takun call me that again and I'll give you migraine worse then any hangover by one hundred fold!" Haruko growled. Naota was worried but stood his ground. " Two things, First I've never had a hangover and second what's in the box." She smirked. "Something no one has ever complained about. My mom's home made curry bread." Naota looked disgusted having had way too much experience with Haruko's curry bread. Haruko saw the look on his face and took it as doubt. "Here" Haruko said handing him a piece of the bread. Naota was still skeptical about it. He sniffed it Haruko just laughed then said" My mom doesn't poison it you know." as she toke a bite from another piece. "Well you like super spicy and extra pulpy things. I'm just worried that my tongue will burst into flames." Naota said still not willing to take her word for it. She just gave her little sad eyed look "Please, just try it Takun." He looked at Haruko then to the bread then try to see the closest source of water, then he bit into the bread. Already turning towards the hallway to find water Naota noticed he didn't need it. The bread seemed spicy at first but something replaced it with an all most had a sweet taste to it. "This tastes great, what make it sweet," he said taking another bite. "Chocolate Icing" Haruko said waiting for Naota's reaction. He looked as some one just told him he was eat crap, and then he took another bite. " It's great. So what does the card say?" Haruko had one of the well-known anime looks, supported by a sweat drop. "It says: It's your Birthday so be glad; from your mother, your sister, and your dad. We just thought we'd let you know we love you more then Escargo." Naota too had the sweat drop look, "Well that's very… imaginative."

It was around a quarter to three in the afternoon. Naota was sitting in the kitchen looking outside drinking cocoa while Haruko was in the living room watching TV. He whispered to himself<What should I get her>. Suddenly a tiny version of Nandaba Kaomon(His father from Earth) appeared in a devil outfit and said "You could always give her some furi kuri, Naota-kun." Naota blushed and yelled "No way! Are you crazy?" The little Kaomon just said "I know you like Haruko-san. And she kissed you this morning." Naota then replied "Yeah and if she was just playing then I'd be sent into orbit." Then a version of him self appeared with the angel getup and said in a dull droning voice "How about a card, that ordinary" Naota just answered "That's TOO ordinary I can't get her that. Now both of you beat it!" and with that they disappeared. Whispering to himself again <How about a new guitar. Nah, she is probably too attached to the one she has now. Unbeknownst to Naota Haruko was in the doorway listening to him talk to himself. "Well there is one thing that that I'd like" she said with a sound of shyness that didn't suite her, and she was blushing too. "What?" Naota asked. Haruko still blushing said "go down the hall and you will see it." Naota went down the hall went to the door to his left and went in. It was a bedroom. Naota started to blush wildly as well as stuttering badly "I um…Haruko um?" Naota ran from the room and shut the door. "Um, Takun that's my bedroom, I meant the room next to it. When Naota heard this he was very relieved but, truth be known he was slightly disappointed. He opened the door to the next room. It was set up to look like a small Club. It had a bar, a small stage and a Karaoke machine. "What do you want, Haruko?" Naota asked still not sure of what she wanted. "I want to invite Kits, Sameji, and Brow (Amarao) to have a Karaoke party!" Naota was worried. "Haruko, I don't think Mamimi knows any Kotomain songs, heck I only know like seven." "Duh, look over on that wall." Haruko said pointing behind Naota. The wall was filled from top to bottom with CDs (in the wall.) "Haruko what language is this in?" Naota asked seeing no legible text on any of the CDs. Haruko noticed what he meant. "Sorry, I had it set for Droga." She walked up to the wall and said "Show me Earth Music." The wall was moving and the CDs that were previously in the wall were replaced with CDs that he could read. Groups that he knew like The Pillows Boa, Ziggy, and others, As well as many other soundtracks.

(There will be some Anime, and movie quotes in this section.)

"Holy Shit you have the Blues Brothers Soundtrack OUCH!" his hand was smacked with a ruler and Haruko was dressed in a nun outfit and said "I beg your pardon what did you say." Naota saw two others that caught his eye "Neon Genesis Evangelion." "What did you expect idiot." he turned again and saw that Haruko had a Yebisu (Misato's favorite beer), a NERV uniform and a plush penguin with a collar that had Pen2 on it. "Cool Inuyahsa, Oh no!" Haruko now had a typical demon Slayers costume on, hit Naota in the back of the head with a five foot Boomerang "Heikotsh." Naota had only one thing on his mind `How does she do that?'

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"So Takun, What do you think," Haruko asked. But Naota didn't know what to think. He spotted four CDs whose artists he'd never heard of. "Uh, Haruko who are Oozy Ozbornee, Metal Ica, Income Clone Possess, and Alicia Copper?" Haruko Sweat dropped "First off, they are Ozzy Ozborne, Metallica, Insane Clown Posse, And Alice Cooper, second they are bands from America. And I say it again do you think it will work." Naota just rubbed his hands together and said "So what do we do first?" "Well first we have to call Amarao and Kits to see if they even will be allowed to leave their posted as well as finding out if Sameji will be healed enough to come." Naota noticed something "Okay but how do we get a hold of them?

A minute later as if an answer to his question he heard a growling squawk. "YIKES, wha, where did that come from?" Naota rubbed his eyes to make sure he didn't imagine this. It looked like a medium size shorthaired dog, but it had a penguin like beak. "Oh sorry Takun this is Nostub, though I think he likes the name Jimmy." "Why is he here?" Naota asked looking at the now known Jimmy. " It was my first assignment with the GSPB, I was to expose a stellar laboratory's illegal research experiments. And after it was over I found him in a cage in one of the animal reasearch facilities and he was so cute. He really seemed to like me. I found his file and they had been cleared as not harmful. So, after seven months of red tape he came home with me. My, sister wanted to call him PenPen after watching Evangelion, because he does like beer and seems to be unaffected by alcohol levels. His favorite breakfast is three raw fish. And He sleeps in an old unused refrigerator."

Fifteen minutes later Naota had called Amarao and Mamimi was going to be aloud to come as well as Kits. Naota and Haruko went to work on the room. About an hour later they arrived.

Haruko opened the door and said "Okay people lets party!"

End chapter 10

Next time:

Takun: I'm sorry if this was not as funny as I said it would be but I'm trying

Naota: So what about the party?

Takun: Well It will be in the next chapter plus All five of you will sing. And to choose the songs I have decided that until December 4, 2004 I will accept ideas for songs that a character will sing that compares to them. (No guarantee that they will be used)

Haruko: So how many will there be?

Takun: well from six to ten. And haruko you will get more presents too.

Haruko: Awesome.

Naota: Next time on FLCL Episode 11

Karaoke Party And Unbelievable Gifts

Takun: familiar faces make their Debut in this Chap.