Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Akito Sohma, what goes on in itsherhis mind. ❯ Starter ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
This is freaking sucks.
Even that doesnt apply to the rules of grammar. Ha! Grammar? What do I care about the godamn grammar. Oh God!
KUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNOOOO!
This stupid computer keeps giving me red underlines.
How cute....
KURENO!
Where the hell is the chick?
Hang on, that is gay. HA! I am Gay. I like this word. GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
I will find the stupid rooster, lemme save this first.
-what do you want to save it as?
-the secret life diary of yuki-sohma-toyboy.
Yeah, that is good. Now lemme get Kureno.
Shi' came to see me yesterday. Told me about a littwa girl who knows the secret. Er? What have i got to do with that? I am GOD, i got much more important things to do than worry about lost Honda-cars.
Yeah....things like...
-Akki?
-Shut up gure. That is not my name. You may call me Akito or... Akito Dorito but no Akki.
-Hatori, did he forget to take the medicine.
-MUHAHAHAHAHA! GURE! You dont know the force!
-Aki-
-Shut up Bitch. I just decided life my life motto is on longer 'born to die', but i will be the newest, FLASHIEST, GEMO.
-i dont think we have the word gemo in Japan.
-Meanings and words are not important. Get outta my room or get in my pants.
GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
-Hiro, dont dip your finger in the ketchup. Dip it in the H2SO4. (Sulphric Acid)
-Kito...
-Shut up with the abr. How would you feel if i call you 'Ro or just 'O
-...
-...
-...
-DAMMIT! SAY someTHING!
-...
-...
-...
-Akito-san? Why arent you saying anything.
-I am saying what you are saying.
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Kisa blew up a school today. Young people nowadays gets anything i always wanted. Blew up a school, declare war against earthlings, piss on the Buddha. Kool.
Stupid, she used Atom bomb so she has to go to the hospital. Radioreaction is like ...... Those atom bombs cost like a bomb and how am i suppose to keep up with hospital fee? Says the dust choke her and all that. Fussy kid. She assassined the school. Or if you like abr you can say she ASSed the school.
i like that.
Kisa bombed the school. Kisa bum the school.
-momiji? Can i be your friend?
-RATS! Do i looks like a certain RODENT TO YOU!
-(rub glasses) Holy shit...
Rats...Yuki is THE rat. So rats is yukis. Drat is DYuki. Brat is byuki.
HAHA. Akito the god of grammar is here.
So next time we have a spelling test you can say
.
.
.
.
.
.
I dunno, what can you say.
Even that doesnt apply to the rules of grammar. Ha! Grammar? What do I care about the godamn grammar. Oh God!
KUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNOOOO!
This stupid computer keeps giving me red underlines.
How cute....
KURENO!
Where the hell is the chick?
Hang on, that is gay. HA! I am Gay. I like this word. GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
I will find the stupid rooster, lemme save this first.
-what do you want to save it as?
-the secret life diary of yuki-sohma-toyboy.
Yeah, that is good. Now lemme get Kureno.
Shi' came to see me yesterday. Told me about a littwa girl who knows the secret. Er? What have i got to do with that? I am GOD, i got much more important things to do than worry about lost Honda-cars.
Yeah....things like...
-Akki?
-Shut up gure. That is not my name. You may call me Akito or... Akito Dorito but no Akki.
-Hatori, did he forget to take the medicine.
-MUHAHAHAHAHA! GURE! You dont know the force!
-Aki-
-Shut up Bitch. I just decided life my life motto is on longer 'born to die', but i will be the newest, FLASHIEST, GEMO.
-i dont think we have the word gemo in Japan.
-Meanings and words are not important. Get outta my room or get in my pants.
GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
-Hiro, dont dip your finger in the ketchup. Dip it in the H2SO4. (Sulphric Acid)
-Kito...
-Shut up with the abr. How would you feel if i call you 'Ro or just 'O
-...
-...
-...
-DAMMIT! SAY someTHING!
-...
-...
-...
-Akito-san? Why arent you saying anything.
-I am saying what you are saying.
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Kisa blew up a school today. Young people nowadays gets anything i always wanted. Blew up a school, declare war against earthlings, piss on the Buddha. Kool.
Stupid, she used Atom bomb so she has to go to the hospital. Radioreaction is like ...... Those atom bombs cost like a bomb and how am i suppose to keep up with hospital fee? Says the dust choke her and all that. Fussy kid. She assassined the school. Or if you like abr you can say she ASSed the school.
i like that.
Kisa bombed the school. Kisa bum the school.
-momiji? Can i be your friend?
-RATS! Do i looks like a certain RODENT TO YOU!
-(rub glasses) Holy shit...
Rats...Yuki is THE rat. So rats is yukis. Drat is DYuki. Brat is byuki.
HAHA. Akito the god of grammar is here.
So next time we have a spelling test you can say
.
.
.
.
.
.
I dunno, what can you say.