Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Akito Sohma, what goes on in itsherhis mind. ❯ Appetiser ( Chapter 2 )
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By: TraVia 
I want flame thrower for birthday.
I really do.
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.18.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 546 | Visits: 237 | Status: Work In Progress
I want flame thrower for birthday.
I really do.
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.18.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 546 | Visits: 237 | Status: Work In Progress
I went on my fan club today. I never knew i had one. Tohru have LOOOOOOOOOTS, so does Yuki. Even the monster-munch Kyo has a couple.
Akito. why are you so mean to the Sohmas??
I dunno. I am not mean to the Sohma Clan. If you are not the RSPCA this really is none of your business.
Akito, Can i marry you?
No.
...
(on the second though... ARE YOU SHIGURE?)
Momiji, can i be your friend, PLEASE!!
oh no not you again. 0.o
Hatori bought Yuki a chain saw. He is hacking down the western forest right now. It is not fair.
-Ha'ri, can i have a flame thrower?
-No.
-But, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! ( i learnt that from Momiji. It works most of the times)
-You are too young.
-Damn YOU! I'm 20. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann!!!
-no.
-er hem...i mean:HATORI! BUY ME A FLAME THROWER RIGHT NOW OR I WILL PLAY THESE DIRTY VIDEOS OF KANA I FOUND IN YOUR BEDROOM ON THE SUNDAY FAMILY EVENT!!
Yo Babe. I rock. (KA-chIING!!)
Hatori hands over a flame-blaster.
Top degree 700. Suckers, REN! You are gonna be marryed to mr smithers and be renamed as SMITHEREEN!! MUAHAHAHAHA.
Crap. Misspelt. Ren, you add a E in you name.
Sure. My name is Eren.
shut up bitch.
There is a tag on the nozzle saying CAUTION HOT!! So i took it off and stuck tag on me. Yeah, I am Supersexyhotgirl Akito. (Auther's note: Sorry but this is a spoiler, Aki-chan is a woman. *HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AKI!!! BLAST!* oof)
I really should give my self a title.
Akito the Banger.
no that is a sausage.
Akito, Santa's little helper
oof ,i was meaning Satan.
NAH...that lowers me rank as the Chinese ZODIAC god.
Akito, god.
Akito-san, i think we all know that.
Akito, DESTROYER.
Ho-oot. I like the word DESTROY. But i never put my favourite two words together.
DESTROY GAY. not exactly my intention
Gay DESTROY. I am not really sure what i mean.
*sweat drop*
REN! DEATH DAY IS HERE.
HIRO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING... OMG!! HIRO YOU PERV! HOW DARE YOU DO KISA IN MY CLOTHES-CUPBOARD.
-....
-Move over, squatty. Akito, DESTROYER is gonna live after her name!!
-You are a girl??
-Oh flaming HELL. *BLAST*
That was a crap aim.
Hiro was 3 feet away from me and my shot hit Kisa's chest.
-Eeeeeeeeeeeeep!!
Here you go Hiro *thrust matchs* run to the hospital and pretend you set her alive.
Now where were we?
Oh yeah, REN.
SO i really burn down the west wing. Then I remembered that Ren lives in the south wing.
Hatori and Kana run out wearing....lets say minimum.
-AKITO!
Tough, next time you'd better fin somewhere near water.
Akito. why are you so mean to the Sohmas??
I dunno. I am not mean to the Sohma Clan. If you are not the RSPCA this really is none of your business.
Akito, Can i marry you?
No.
...
(on the second though... ARE YOU SHIGURE?)
Momiji, can i be your friend, PLEASE!!
oh no not you again. 0.o
Hatori bought Yuki a chain saw. He is hacking down the western forest right now. It is not fair.
-Ha'ri, can i have a flame thrower?
-No.
-But, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! ( i learnt that from Momiji. It works most of the times)
-You are too young.
-Damn YOU! I'm 20. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann!!!
-no.
-er hem...i mean:HATORI! BUY ME A FLAME THROWER RIGHT NOW OR I WILL PLAY THESE DIRTY VIDEOS OF KANA I FOUND IN YOUR BEDROOM ON THE SUNDAY FAMILY EVENT!!
Yo Babe. I rock. (KA-chIING!!)
Hatori hands over a flame-blaster.
Top degree 700. Suckers, REN! You are gonna be marryed to mr smithers and be renamed as SMITHEREEN!! MUAHAHAHAHA.
Crap. Misspelt. Ren, you add a E in you name.
Sure. My name is Eren.
shut up bitch.
There is a tag on the nozzle saying CAUTION HOT!! So i took it off and stuck tag on me. Yeah, I am Supersexyhotgirl Akito. (Auther's note: Sorry but this is a spoiler, Aki-chan is a woman. *HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AKI!!! BLAST!* oof)
I really should give my self a title.
Akito the Banger.
no that is a sausage.
Akito, Santa's little helper
oof ,i was meaning Satan.
NAH...that lowers me rank as the Chinese ZODIAC god.
Akito, god.
Akito-san, i think we all know that.
Akito, DESTROYER.
Ho-oot. I like the word DESTROY. But i never put my favourite two words together.
DESTROY GAY. not exactly my intention
Gay DESTROY. I am not really sure what i mean.
*sweat drop*
REN! DEATH DAY IS HERE.
HIRO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING... OMG!! HIRO YOU PERV! HOW DARE YOU DO KISA IN MY CLOTHES-CUPBOARD.
-....
-Move over, squatty. Akito, DESTROYER is gonna live after her name!!
-You are a girl??
-Oh flaming HELL. *BLAST*
That was a crap aim.
Hiro was 3 feet away from me and my shot hit Kisa's chest.
-Eeeeeeeeeeeeep!!
Here you go Hiro *thrust matchs* run to the hospital and pretend you set her alive.
Now where were we?
Oh yeah, REN.
SO i really burn down the west wing. Then I remembered that Ren lives in the south wing.
Hatori and Kana run out wearing....lets say minimum.
-AKITO!
Tough, next time you'd better fin somewhere near water.