Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Aya's Night Job ❯ Night Four ( Chapter 4 )

Aya's Night Job

By, Jamie1317kast

 

Disclaimer: Furuba is copyrighted to Natsuki Tatsuya, not me.

 

AN~ don't ask, just an idea that popped into my head while I was Rping Fruits Basket. We thought that, if Ayame had a night job, this would be it.

 

Rated R for graphic language and other stuff…

 

Aya's Night Job, Part Four:

 

*Ring*

 

*Click*

 

Vocal recording: Hello, you've reached Anime Gays Anonymous, or, AGA. Please select one of the following services have a nice day.

Press;

1~ For confession

2~ To complain

3~ To talk to someone who understands

4~ To have gay phone sex

5~ To send a message to your secret lover

6~ To get advice

7~ To request information

8~ To request dress sizes

9~ For more advice

0~ Just pick a number already!

 

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Ayame: Yuki, I thought you said you got raped by a woman.

 

Yuki: *sniffle* I did. *sniffle*

 

Ayame: Yuki, Micheal is a man's name.

 

Yuki: …it's the same thing!

 

Ayame: *sigh* no it's not.

 

Yuki: well, now that I think about it, it was kind of hard to tell the difference.

 

Ayame: *sweatdrop* right..so, Yuki. As for be raped, don't worry about a thing!

 

Yuki: . . . Nii-san, please don't do what I think you're going to.

 

Ayame: have no fear little brother! I shall, and above all, endevor to comfort you in this time of utmost turmoil! I'll be there as soon as I can! See you soon!

 

Yuki: Nii-san, don't-!

 

Ayame: *click*

 

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*ring, ring*

 

Rin: *finds Ayame's office empty w/ the telephone ringing* oh! For crying out loud. *click* hello-

 

Akito: -so long, warm, and hard. And then Hator-

 

Rin: *click* I take it back, if I was Aya, I'd rather get castrated than listen to that.

 

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Ayame: *now back at his desk*

 

*ring, ri-*

 

Ayame: hello-

 

Ritsu: h-hello-

 

Ayame: …

 

Ritsu: oh, I interrupted you. I'm sorry, so very, very sorry. I didn't mean to, I'll never do it again. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry world! I know all the apologies that I can give will never make up for my horrible sins! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I apologize! I apologize to the entire world!!!

 

Ayame: no, it's allright..

 

Ritsu: no, I know that nothing will ever be able to amend the dastardly wrongs I have done! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry world!!! I'm so- *is poked* ah! *faint*

 

Shigure: *picks up the phone, smile* it's the magic touch!

 

Ayame & Shigure: *thumbs up* yes!

 

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Shigure: *the new intern at AGA* oh, this is going to be so much fun! *sparkle, sparkle*

 

*ring, ring*

 

Shigure: oh! My first customer! Yay!

 

*ring, ri-*

 

Shigure: hello-

 

Mii: hello, is this the suicide help line? *sniffles*

 

Shigure: *choking on his own laughter* y-yes!

 

Mii: so, it's true. Everybody laughs at me! Even my stupid Sensei! Waaaah! *cry*

 

Shigure: no, Mii, it's allright..*sweatdrops*

 

Mii: … Sensei, is that you? *suspicious*

 

Shigure: *smile* of course it's me!

 

Mii: *twitch* why..aren't..you..working..ON YOUR MANUSCRIPT?!!!

 

Shigure: well, because..

 

Mii: you'd better have a very good reason or else!!

 

Shigure: I don't want to say.

 

Mii: why *twitch* not?

 

Shigure: because it's embarrassing. *nod, nod*

 

Mii: Sensei!!

 

Shigure: allright. In truth, Mii, I was trying to figure out how to ask you to marry me.

 

Mii: … okay, now I'm really going to go kill myself. *click*

 

Shigure: no! wait! Mii! Oh, well. Guess I'll have to get myself another editor, as if the first seven suicides weren't enough, now I have to deal with eight! Will the torture ever end? *dramatic spakles*

 

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end.

 

AN~ Or more, but I'm out of ideas.