Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Furuba Idol ❯ Round Six, Part Three ( Chapter 7 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Jamie1317kast 
At last! The four winners go on to the last round in a side-splitting, and wonderful, performance. The second-to-last chapter of Furuba Idol finally debuts, taking its audience to the edge of their seats!
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.07.2005 | Updated On: 09.12.2005 | Pages: 10 | Words: 5.3K | Visits: 500 | Status: Completed
At last! The four winners go on to the last round in a side-splitting, and wonderful, performance. The second-to-last chapter of Furuba Idol finally debuts, taking its audience to the edge of their seats!
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.07.2005 | Updated On: 09.12.2005 | Pages: 10 | Words: 5.3K | Visits: 500 | Status: Completed
Furuba Idol
By, Jamie1317kast
At last! The four winners go on to the last round in a side-splitting, and wonderful, performance. The second-to-last chapter of Furuba Idol finally debuts, taking its audience to the edge of their seats!
Diclaimer: Fruits Basket is copyrighted to Natsuki Takaya, not me. I don't own any of the songs either. I don't own American Idol. And I don't own Simon either. I don't own the ' Carson Scoff ', nor the Rubber Duckie song.
Rated PG-13 for language.
Round Six, Part Three:
* the cameras do a fantastic sweep of the audience, fans cheer, and the song Car Wash from the Shark Tales soundtrack plays in the foreground. Hatori gets ready to speak and the music dies down.*
Hatori: * ahem* the results are in from the second round of Furuba Idol, starting with the lowest amount of votes-
Female Audience Member: HATORI-CHAN, MARRY ME!!! * I heart Hatori T-shirt*
Hatori: um-
Akito: He's mine biotch!
Hatori: like I was saying-
Shigure: the authoress apologizes if the people you voted for didn't make it, it WAS up to the reviewers. AND she didn't want anybody to be left out, so she took people's opinions from past reviews-
Hatori: * AHEM* like I was saying, SHIGURE…
Shigure: heh * sweatdrop*
Hatori: with 3 votes, Kagura.
Kagura: a whole three votes?! WHEE! I'm loved! Oh, Kyo-kun, you voted for me, I know it! My love for you has been RENEWED!!! * squeezing Kyo like a rag-doll*
Kyo: !!! can't… breathe…..
Hatori: * ignoring* tying with 4 votes each, Hanajima-san and… Ayame.
Hanajima: that's nice.
Ayame: why, I NEVER! Gure-san, did you vote for me?
Shigure: why Aya, of course I voted for you! * sparklies* in fact, I could make it up to you later.. * wink*
Ayame: you mean it? * sniffling*
Hatori: * igNORING* with 7 votes was Kisa.
Kisa: wow.. seven votes. That makes me feel all warm inside. * cute sparklies*
Audience: * now contemplating why more of them didn't vote for Kisa*
Hatori: with only 9 votes ( I'm shocked and appalled, …but not really.) is… Yuki.
All: * gasp* it's not true!
Hatori: ah, but it is. * smile*
Akito: how DARE they not vote for my precious Rat? The FIENDS!
Yuki: oh well.. * sigh*
Kyo: HAH! * having escaped from Kagura* I got more votes than you, you damn Rat!
Yuki: grrrr
* argument ensues, violently*
Hatori: * ignore, ignore* now, the three people tied with 11 votes each… Myself-
Shigure & Ayame: WE LOVE YOU HA'RI!!
Hatori: * IGNORE* Shigure-
Ayame: I knew you could do it Gure-san!
Shigure: I knew I could do it!
Akito: …and what about me?
Kyo: * stops arguing* and what about me?
Hatori: * uh oh* and… Akito.
Akito: !_! WTF?!
Kyo: * barely daring to be hopefull*
World: * holding breath*
Hatori: and.. Kyo with 13 votes!
Akito !_!
Kyo: so, I'm in?
Hatori: you're in. So preforming in this round are Kyo, Akito, Shigure and Me.
Akito: * RAWR* that monster got more votes than me! That's not fair, I'm GOD!
Hatori: well, if it bothers you so much Akito, you can go first.
Akito: * jumps up on stage, points at Kyo* ha! I'm better than you, stupid Cat.
Kyo: grrr
* Welcome To My Life by Simple Plan begins to play*
Akito: Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna runaway?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
No one ever lied straight to your face
No one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
Never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong
And no one understands you
Do you ever wanna runaway?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud
That no one hears you screaming
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before your life is over
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With their big fake smiles and stupid lies
While deep inside you're bleeding
No you don't know what it's like
When nothing feels all right
You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
No one ever lied straight to your face
No one ever stabbed you in the back
You might think I'm happy but I'm not gonna be okay
Everybody always gave you what you wanted
Never had to work it was always there
You don't know what it's like, what it's like
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like (what it's like)
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
And no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
Welcome to my life
* music stops*
Kyo: *making gagging motions*
Akito: * pitches a vase @ Kyo's head*
Kyo: OW! 'THE FUCK?!!
Shigure: * smirks evily* muahaha..sExXy…hee.. * rubs hands together and snickers*
Hatori: * edging FAR away from Shigure* why don't you go next Shigure?
Shigure: * still in Evil Mode* yeees, why DON'T I go next? Muahaha!
Ayame: * clinging to Hatori* Tori-san, he's scaring me!
Shigure Fans: don't worry, you're not alone.
Shigure: Akito, you were wonderful! * huggle*
Yuki & Kyo: I think I'm gonna be sick… * gag*
Akito: of course I was wonderful, I'm GOD.
Hatori & Shigure: of course you are Akito.
Akito: you! * points @ Shigure's* go next.
Shigure: yes master.
* Closer by Nine Inch Nails begins to play*
Shigure: you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason, help me it's your sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason, help me it's your sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
through every forest, above the trees
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason I stay alive
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason I stay alive
* music stops, Shigure Fans scream admirations*
Shigure Fan 1: I love you Shi-
Akito: MINE!!!
Audience: * silence*…
Akito: right, Shigure?
Shigure: * smirk* of course, Akito.
Hatori: okay, now I'M going to be sick.
Ayame: oh, Gure-san! How could you cheat on me like this? * dramatic sparklies*
Kyo: you're disgusting. * looks at Akito*
Akito: not as disgusting as YOU, ugly Cat.
Kyo: … yeah? Well…yeah.
Akito: HA!
Kyo: grrr.. one of these days I'm gonna have a REALLY good comeback for you!
Akito: ha! When pigs can fly! * scoffs like Carson*
Kagura: * launches herself randomly from the catwalk* I'M FLYING! * crash*
Akito: . . . okaaay, that was wrong.
Kagura: ow, I think I hurt myself.
Akito: you! * points at Hatori* you go next.
Hatori: right.
Akito: hah! You're going last, stupid Cat!
Kyo: GRRR
* Our Last Kiss by Pearl Jam starts to play*
Hatori: Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
The Lord's took her away from me!
She's gone to Heaven so I got to be good,
So I can see my baby when I leave this world…
We were out for a date, in my daddy's car.
We hadn't gone, very far.
There in the road, straight ahead, the car was stalled,
The engine was dead.
I couldn't stop so I swerved to the right,
I'll never forget, the sound that night.
The screamin' tires, the bustin' brass,
The painful scream, that I, heard last…
Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
The Lord's took her away from me!
She's gone to Heaven so I got to be good,
So I can see my baby when I leave this world…
When I woke up the rain was pourin' down,
There were people standin' all around.
Some thin' warm, goin' thru my eyes,
Yet some how, I found, my baby that night.
I lifted her head; she looked at me and said,
“Hold me darling, just a little while.”
I held her close; I kissed her our last kiss.
I found the Love I knew I had missed.
Well, now she's gone, even though I hold her tight,
I lost my Love, my life, that night.
* music stops, Hatori fans screaming*
Hatori: * blush*
Shigure: not bad Ha'ri.
Ayame: Tori-san's the BEST!
Shigure & Ayame: Hatori, he's the one. He makes bath-time so much fun. You're the only one for me!
Hatori: okay, the happy feeling is gone now.
Shigure & Ayame: WE LOVE YOU HATORI!
Hatori: get away from me, you might be contagious! * scoots away from Shigure and Ayame* go next Kyo.
Akito: hah! Stupid monster's gonna FAIL! HAH!
Kyo: yeah..well, YOUR FACE!
Akito: well, YOUR FACE!
Kyo: YOUR MOM!
Akito: well…um…your Mom!
Kyo: * GRRR* yeah? Well, YOUR MOM'S FACE!
All: * EL GASP*
Akito: ew, gross…
Kyo: oh! I win! Hah, you are SO PONED!! * points @ Akito and laughs maniaclly, does a little victory dance*
Hatori: just go next Kyo.
* Breaking The Habit by Linkin Park starts to play*
Kyo: Memories consume
Like opening the wound
I'm picking me apart again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to start again
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
Clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Than anytime before
I had no options left again
I dont want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So, I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
I'll paint it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never fight again
And this is how it ends
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
But now I have some clarity
to show you what I mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So, I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
Like opening the wound
I'm picking me apart again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to start again
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
Clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Than anytime before
I had no options left again
I dont want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So, I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
I'll paint it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never fight again
And this is how it ends
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
But now I have some clarity
to show you what I mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So, I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight
* music stops*
Kyo: I ROCK THE HOUSE!! I'LL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE, " WHO'S HOUSE?"
Audience: KYO'S HOUSE!!! WHOOOT!!!
Akito: * gloom* no one loves me…
Kyo: DAMN FUCKIN' RIGHT!! OH YEAH!!
Hatori: well, that's it for this round folks, don't forget to vote for your favorite and we'll announce them next chapter and wrap everything up. It's Me, Kyo, Akito, or Shigure, continuing to count up from the votes that got them into this wrong.
Me: 11
Akito: 11
Shigure: 11
Kyo: 13
Don't forget to vote reviewers! See you next time on Furuba idol!
To be continued…