Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Furuba Idol ❯ Round Seven, Finale ( Chapter 8 )
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By: Jamie1317kast 
AND THE WINNER IS…
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.20.2005 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.9K | Visits: 445 | Status: Completed
AND THE WINNER IS…
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.20.2005 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.9K | Visits: 445 | Status: Completed
Furuba Idol
By, Jamie1317kast
AND THE WINNER IS…
Diclaimer: Fruits Basket is copyrighted to Natsuki Takaya, not me. I don't own any of the songs either. I don't own American Idol. And I don't own Simon either. The whole piece with Big Spender was originaly written and put together by my friends Yugi-chan.
Rated PG-13 for language.
Round Seven, Finale:
* Skipping the long commercial break, the credits, and the opening theme music, Furuba Idol opens with Shigure on stage waiting for the audience to be quiet.*
Audience: * absolutely-fucking-silent*
Shigure: We're back with the one and only Furuba Idol! Today, at last, the winner will be announced.
Akito: of course it's going to be me.
Shigure: riiight. Anyho- the winner will perform his last song for the audience, and then we'll have our closing group song.
* Kisa runs out and hands Shigure the envelope, the audience holds its collective breath.*
Shigure: okay…oh God! I can't do this. Ha'ri! You do it, I'm too nervous!
Hatori: * sigh* FINE. * takes the envelope*
Akito: if I don't win, heads will roll…*takes out throwing knives*
Hatori: o.O' thou shalt not kill the messenger..i hope…
Akito: that's what YOU think.
Hatori: I suddenly don't want to do this either…
Shigure: too late Ha-san! You're stuck with it now! * idiot smile*
Hatori: I'm going..to kill you.
Akito: just announce that I'm the winner already, jeez..
Kyo: damn bastard..
Akito: disgusting monster!
Kyo: yeah, well, YOUR MOM'S FACE!
Akito: I think I'm going to be sick… -_-
Kyo: boo-yeah!
Hatori: can I just read these and get it over with?
All: just read'em already!
Hatori: in 4th place, with no new votes, leaving him at only 11 is…oh my…
All: WHO IS IT?!
Hatori: Akito,thoushaltnotkillthemessenger!!
Akito: O.O NO FAIR!!! * RAWR*
Kyo: YES! HA HA, FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK! MUWAHAHAHA!!!
Shigure: Ha'ri, you must be joking!
Akito: HATORI YOU'RE FIRED, FIRED I SAY! FIRED! RAAAAWWWRRR!!!
Hatori: it wasn't me! Shigure, distract him!
* Shigure distracts Akito while Hatori hits Akito with a rhino-tranqualizer from behind and he keels over onto the stage. Shigure drags him backstage then comes back out.*
Kyo: this is the best entertainment I've had in years!
Yuki: I'll say.
Shigure: soooo, who's next?
Hatori: * puts away his safari gun.(emergency situations only, sorry folks.)* Right. Moving on. With 2 votes, giving him a total of 13, and the winner of 3rd place, is … Shigure.
Shigure: WHAT?!
Ayame: Tori-san, please tell me it's not true!
Hatori: it's true. (he doesn't care, and you all know it.)
Shigure: I'm insulted, how dare they not vote for me?!
Ayame: I voted for you Gure-san.
Yuki: * whispers to Kyo* ya know, he sort of sounds like Akito.
Kyo: yeah. I don't know about you, but I've seen …things…backstage between Shigure and …Akito…. Things no man should ever see…
Yuki & Kureno: That's okay, we know how you feel.
Kyo: wait…doesn't this mean that I got more votes that Shigure AND Akito?
Yuki: did you just realize that? Stupid Cat.
Kyo: don't call me stupid!
Yuki: then don't act stupid, stupid.
Hatori: you two! No more comments from the peanut gallery! And no killing eachother on national television!
Yuki & Kyo: awww…but Hatori-san..
Hatori: no 'buts'.
Yuki & Kyo: but-
Hatori: NO. ( evil glare.)
All: * cringe in fear*
Shigure & Ayame: Ha-san, you're scarey.
Hatori: of course I am. Now shut up, get off the stage, and let me finish, SO I CAN GO HOME AND FINALLY FINISH LISTENING TO MY ENYA TAPES!!!
Akito: * awake again* man, and I thought I was pissy.
Shigure: …okay, now just read the 2nd place winner and then first place and then you can go home, okay Ha'ri?
Hatori: * deep breath* okay. The sooner I get away from you nutcases, the better.
Ayame: just promise us one thing Tori-san.
Hatori: * SIGH* what now Aya?
Ayame: you have to sing for us.
Shigure: oh yes, one more time, please.
Hatori: no.
Ayame: C'mon, you owe it to your fans.
Hatori: * sigh* I suppose you're right. And-oh. Would you look at that? I DID win second place. ( 15 votes)
All Hatori Fans: * CHEER*
Kyo: that means- ( 22 votes)
Ayame: no celebrating until Tori-san's finished his song! * bops Kyo upside the head*
Kyo: fine, jeez…
* Breathe No More by Evanescence starts playing*
Hatori: I've been walking in the mirror for so long.
That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side.
All the little pieces falling, shatter.
Shards of me,
Too sharp to put back together.
Too small to matter,
But big enough to cut me into so many little pieces.
If I try to touch her,
And I bleed,
I bleed,
And I breathe,
I breathe no more.
I take a breath and I try to draw from my spirits well.
Yet how can you refuse to drink like a stubborn child.
Lie to me,
Convince me that I've been sick forever.
And all of this,
Will make sense when I get better.
But I know the difference,
Between myself and my reflection.
I just can't help but to wonder,
Which of us do you love.
So I bleed,
I bleed,
And I breathe,
I breathe no...
Bleed,
I bleed,
And I breathe,
I breathe,
I breathe-
I breathe no more.
That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side.
All the little pieces falling, shatter.
Shards of me,
Too sharp to put back together.
Too small to matter,
But big enough to cut me into so many little pieces.
If I try to touch her,
And I bleed,
I bleed,
And I breathe,
I breathe no more.
I take a breath and I try to draw from my spirits well.
Yet how can you refuse to drink like a stubborn child.
Lie to me,
Convince me that I've been sick forever.
And all of this,
Will make sense when I get better.
But I know the difference,
Between myself and my reflection.
I just can't help but to wonder,
Which of us do you love.
So I bleed,
I bleed,
And I breathe,
I breathe no...
Bleed,
I bleed,
And I breathe,
I breathe,
I breathe-
I breathe no more.
* music stops.*
Audience: * cheers*
Hatori: thank you, thank you! And now, our big winner-the finalist of Furuba Idol is---KYO!!
Kyo: * runs up on stage, takes microphone* I'LL ONLY SAY IT ONCE FOLKS, WHOSE HOUSE?
Audience: KYO'S HOUSE!!! WHOOOOOTT!!!
* Holiday by Green Day starts to play*
Kyo: Say, Hey!
Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armageddon flame (Hey!)
The shame
The ones who died without a name
Hear the dogs howling out of key
To a hymn called "Faith and Misery" (Hey!)
And bleed, the company lost the war today
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
Hear the drum pounding out of time
Another protestor has crossed the line (Hey!)
To find, the money's on the other side
Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men (Hey!)
A gag, a plastic bag on a monument
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
(Hey!)
(Say, Hey!)
"The representative from California has the floor"
Zieg Heil to the president gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel towers
Who criticize your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass and
Kill all the fags that don't agree
Trials by fire, setting fire
Is not a way that's meant for me
Just cause, just cause, because we're outlaws yeah!
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
This is our lives on holiday!
Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armageddon flame (Hey!)
The shame
The ones who died without a name
Hear the dogs howling out of key
To a hymn called "Faith and Misery" (Hey!)
And bleed, the company lost the war today
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
Hear the drum pounding out of time
Another protestor has crossed the line (Hey!)
To find, the money's on the other side
Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men (Hey!)
A gag, a plastic bag on a monument
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
(Hey!)
(Say, Hey!)
"The representative from California has the floor"
Zieg Heil to the president gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel towers
Who criticize your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass and
Kill all the fags that don't agree
Trials by fire, setting fire
Is not a way that's meant for me
Just cause, just cause, because we're outlaws yeah!
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
This is our lives on holiday!
* music stops*
Audience: * cheering madly*
Shigure: * comes up on stage, takes microphone* Before you leave we've got our closing song ladies and gents, so don't go anywhere.
BIG SPENDER - FURUBA BROADWAY STYLE
* Stage lights reveal a bar, with Haru, Yuki, and Ayame on stage right, supporting each other. Rin and Kagura gettin' cozy against the back wall center stage, and Momiji at the bar wiping down the counter and the cups on the far right side.*
Yuki: * drunkenly* How much 'ave yoooooou 'ad to drink tonight?
Ayame: Toooooooo Much!
Shigure: *walks up to bar and slams hands down on the counter*
Momiji: *looks up* Hey Shigure, buddy! What can I get'cha?
Shigure: *Looks seductive and leans towards Momiji* Oh, I think you know what I
want...
Momiji: *happily* ONE CHOCOLATE MILK! Comin' right up! *turns to fix it*
Shigure: *grinning and leaning on counter* Thanks buddy! You're the greatest!
* Big Spender music starts*
*Hatori walks in and takes a seat at the front of center stage. All heads turn
and Rin pushes Kagura away from her and starts walking sexily towards Hatori.
Kagura hit into the wall and slid down it and now is crawling around on the
floor.*
Rin: *leaning down on Hatori's left and shows Mucha-Mucha clevage!* The minute
you walked in the bar -*moves to his other side*-I could see you where a man
of distinction, a real big spender...
Hatsuharu: * Walking towards Hatori in a heel-toe walk* Good Lookin', so refined
*points* wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind?
Momiji: *had made his way over towards Hatori while Haru was singing and now hops
towards him* So let me get right to the point - *bobs knees* I don't pop (squeeks as he says 'pops'.) my cork for every man I seeeeeeeee!
Hatsuharu: *Says in HUGE manly Black Haru voice* MOMIJI!!!
Momiji: AIE! *cowers* Sorry Haru!
Everyone BUT Hatori: HEEEEEEY BIG SPENDER! *leans towards him* Speeeend, a
little tiiiiime with meeeeeee...
Yuki: *acting innocent and moving around Hatori's chair* Would you like to
have, fun? Fun? How about a few laughs? Laughs?
Ayame: I could show you a - *Shigure runs up and pushes him and Ayame pushes
back*
Shigure & Ayame: GOOD TIME!!
Shigure: Let me show you a-*Ayame runs up and pushes him and Shigure pushes back*
Shigure & Ayame: GOOD TIME!!
Rin: * once again leaning down on Hatori's left and shows Mucha-Mucha clevage!*
The minute you walked in the bar -*moves to his other side*-I could see you
where a man of distinction, a real big spender...
Hatsuharu: *points at Hatori* Good-
Kagura: *Has crawled her way in front of Hatori's chair and sings in a very
off-key voice, interrupting Haru* LOOKIN' SO REFINED-
Haru: *kicks Kagura in the back of the head looking angry and Kagura falls
onto her face* Wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
Momiji: So let me get right to the point! *bobs knees again, but Shigure pushes
him out of the way and Momiji goes flying.*
Shigure: I don't pop my cork for every man I seeeeeeee!
Ayame: *looking unimpressed* yeah right!
* Stage lights reveal a bar, with Haru, Yuki, and Ayame on stage right, supporting each other. Rin and Kagura gettin' cozy against the back wall center stage, and Momiji at the bar wiping down the counter and the cups on the far right side.*
Yuki: * drunkenly* How much 'ave yoooooou 'ad to drink tonight?
Ayame: Toooooooo Much!
Shigure: *walks up to bar and slams hands down on the counter*
Momiji: *looks up* Hey Shigure, buddy! What can I get'cha?
Shigure: *Looks seductive and leans towards Momiji* Oh, I think you know what I
want...
Momiji: *happily* ONE CHOCOLATE MILK! Comin' right up! *turns to fix it*
Shigure: *grinning and leaning on counter* Thanks buddy! You're the greatest!
* Big Spender music starts*
*Hatori walks in and takes a seat at the front of center stage. All heads turn
and Rin pushes Kagura away from her and starts walking sexily towards Hatori.
Kagura hit into the wall and slid down it and now is crawling around on the
floor.*
Rin: *leaning down on Hatori's left and shows Mucha-Mucha clevage!* The minute
you walked in the bar -*moves to his other side*-I could see you where a man
of distinction, a real big spender...
Hatsuharu: * Walking towards Hatori in a heel-toe walk* Good Lookin', so refined
*points* wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind?
Momiji: *had made his way over towards Hatori while Haru was singing and now hops
towards him* So let me get right to the point - *bobs knees* I don't pop (squeeks as he says 'pops'.) my cork for every man I seeeeeeeee!
Hatsuharu: *Says in HUGE manly Black Haru voice* MOMIJI!!!
Momiji: AIE! *cowers* Sorry Haru!
Everyone BUT Hatori: HEEEEEEY BIG SPENDER! *leans towards him* Speeeend, a
little tiiiiime with meeeeeee...
Yuki: *acting innocent and moving around Hatori's chair* Would you like to
have, fun? Fun? How about a few laughs? Laughs?
Ayame: I could show you a - *Shigure runs up and pushes him and Ayame pushes
back*
Shigure & Ayame: GOOD TIME!!
Shigure: Let me show you a-*Ayame runs up and pushes him and Shigure pushes back*
Shigure & Ayame: GOOD TIME!!
Rin: * once again leaning down on Hatori's left and shows Mucha-Mucha clevage!*
The minute you walked in the bar -*moves to his other side*-I could see you
where a man of distinction, a real big spender...
Hatsuharu: *points at Hatori* Good-
Kagura: *Has crawled her way in front of Hatori's chair and sings in a very
off-key voice, interrupting Haru* LOOKIN' SO REFINED-
Haru: *kicks Kagura in the back of the head looking angry and Kagura falls
onto her face* Wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
Momiji: So let me get right to the point! *bobs knees again, but Shigure pushes
him out of the way and Momiji goes flying.*
Shigure: I don't pop my cork for every man I seeeeeeee!
Ayame: *looking unimpressed* yeah right!
Shigure: Shut up!
Everyone BUT Hatori: HEEEEEEY BIG SPENDEEERRRR! *leans towards him* HEEEEEY BIG SPENDEEEERRRRR! HEY! BIG SPENDEEEERRRR SPEEEND A LITTLE TIME WITH MeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *everyone jumps at Hatori, Shigure jumps on his lap.*
* music stops, Audience cheers madly*
Shigure: * gets up off of Hatori's lap* all right, that's it for tonight folks! Give your reviews, and thank you all once again for voting! This is Shigure Sohma with Furuba Idol, signing off. Hope you had a good time and see you next year!!
~~~
The end.