Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ It's That Time Again... ❯ Cows Are People too! ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Lupin666 
haru, kyo, and yuki search fer tampons
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 474 | Status: Completed
haru, kyo, and yuki search fer tampons
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 474 | Status: Completed
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN-PT.3
I do not own Fruits Basket, Naysuki Takaya does.you all for the wonderful reviews!! Im so happy. Please also read my other story, Sick Of Secrets . Its a romance (yuki/kyo) and its also (yuki/tohru) so..yea..plz read!
Im gonna make a "Ka-Ching" sound when we switch characters since theyve split up. :3
They decided to split up since it would be faster. Yuki went one way, Kyo went the other way, Haru went the way of Kyo by mistake til Kyo grabbed him and turned him around so he went his own direction.
&nbs p; Yuki hadnt realized this but he went the way of.....AYAMES SHOP!! (da da daaaa) Yuki searched high and low but to no avail. He thought this was ridicoulus. But then again, who wouldnt?! WOULD YOU?!place seems familiar' he thought.
Haru was walking around like some weird, slow cow. People were staring at his hair. But, of course Haru hadnt relized this since he was in Haru land. There was a cat sleeping on a step to some weird store that sells paintings of Japanese mythology.Mr. Cat" he said.(who the hell are you?)you seen something called a tangepon?" asked Haru.meoww maeooooow" (what the hell are you babbling about?! Cant you tell I was sleeping?!)that mean yes?"meoooww" (dude, you need serious help. I mean, your talking to a cat ! Look at yourself you look like an idiot!!)(Get the flippin ding-dong away from me, you freako!!) and the cat ran off. Haru watched it leave.Mr. Cat!!" he yelled waving to the cat.(You smell like cheese!!!!!)
Kyo was walking around the school grounds. Like hell you'd find it there!! oh, well he wasnt even really looking for it anyway. He was gonna leave it up to Yuki. And it would be a cold day in hell when Haru finds what hes looking for.Carrot top!!" called a familiar voice.Kyo turned around to see Arisa.He replied.are you doing here?" she asked.Kyo said thinking, "I was looking for......my.........cat?"did you get a cat?"ALWAYS had one!!!" Kyo yelled, frustrated.THAT it?!" said Arisa pointing to a sleeping cat.you are!!" Kyo said. He picked up the cat and told him to play along.(what the hell do you think your doing?!)well i got to go! bye!" Arisa walked away.Kyo sighed.ow meeeow" (dude, you shouldve seen this other guy with white hair!! he was dumb as a rock!!)dont say?!" said Kyo.
"YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKIIII!!!!" Squeeled an over excited, over dramatic, over egotistical, loud snake.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Yuki running away for his life.Yuuukii, where are you going?!" Ayame yelled excitedly. Ayame ran fast enough to catch up and grabbed Yuki in his arms and gave him a very tight hug...poor Yun-Yun.OFF ME YOU CHILD MOLESTER!!" People started staring suspiciously. Well, he looked like a child molesterer. Just kidding!kidding!!" Ayame yelled to all the weird gawking people. So, everyone continued with their business.Yuki, what brings you here?! Were you coming to find me?! Im so happy, of course I dont blame you wanting to see me and all. I am one of the most popular people you'll ever meet in your lifetime. Even Shigure thinks so! Well if I wasnt me I'D be friends with me. Of course so would the whole worl--", Ayame chuckeled.UP!!" Yuki yelled, "I DIDNT COME HERE TO SEE YOU!!"be silly!!", Ayame said in an over- excited voice.not...."what brings you to my shop? Looking for something in particular? I have the most amazing discount on bunny ears. Actually, Momiji said he'd come by later to look at them", Ayame began to brag.for you. And no"what are you doing here?!" Ayame asked.kinda personal".NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY HIDE FROM ME, YOUR BROTHER!!" Ayame squeeled. He squeels alot, doesnt he? After much convincing Yuki told him. Ayame had a HUGE smile on his face.everyone my little brother is growing up!!!" Ayame yelled to everyone.IT OUT!!"the female reproductive system... once a month a woman bleeds for about a week and requires those items to stop the blood from getting all over them! But dont forget, women get very emotional during this time. Rather fascinating, I must sa--"MY GOD!!" Yuki let out, frustratingly wondering why his brother would know all that stuff. Maybe he wrote a book about it....that would be scary!!! He ran away while Ayame was still talking about 'the wonders of a woman'. Idiot...
Haru got hungry so he made a stop to...McDONALDS!! He waited forever til it was finally his turn to order. He had a hard time deciding, as usual. after about 3 hours of deciding, the cashier got so agrivated that he called a security guy to 'escort' him off the property.he called and Bubba came out all mad and Im-gonna-kick-your-ass like. He picked up haru who was still in thinking mode. Buba threw him out like there was no tomorrow.IM NOT DONE ORDERING!!" Haru yelled at the window.believe you are, sir", said the cashier.KILLERS!!!! DONT EAT HERE THEYVE GOT COWS LOCKED UP IN THE BACK!! With that everyone left McDonalds in a hurry screaming 'sickos'.
Kyo feel asleep.
Yuki started asking around and put his femine side to a test. "No, sorry I didnt see anything like that around here" said some random chick he asked.cant believe she thinks im a girl...'
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
&nbs p; Haru joined a bunch of hippies standing outside of McDonalds holding up signs taht say "Cows are living animals!" and "I wouldnt eat cows if you payed me $1,000,000,000!!" or you could be like Haru who had a sign that said: "MOO!!" real convincing, Haru.
NOTE:
how are you ppl doing today? ok..w/e... Hope you liked it. that was chapter 3!! (duh) Ok, i hope you read the next one. Feel free to gimme ideas. And read my other fic, Sick Of Secrets. BYEEEEEEE!!
I do not own Fruits Basket, Naysuki Takaya does.you all for the wonderful reviews!! Im so happy. Please also read my other story, Sick Of Secrets . Its a romance (yuki/kyo) and its also (yuki/tohru) so..yea..plz read!
Im gonna make a "Ka-Ching" sound when we switch characters since theyve split up. :3
They decided to split up since it would be faster. Yuki went one way, Kyo went the other way, Haru went the way of Kyo by mistake til Kyo grabbed him and turned him around so he went his own direction.
&nbs p; Yuki hadnt realized this but he went the way of.....AYAMES SHOP!! (da da daaaa) Yuki searched high and low but to no avail. He thought this was ridicoulus. But then again, who wouldnt?! WOULD YOU?!place seems familiar' he thought.
Haru was walking around like some weird, slow cow. People were staring at his hair. But, of course Haru hadnt relized this since he was in Haru land. There was a cat sleeping on a step to some weird store that sells paintings of Japanese mythology.Mr. Cat" he said.(who the hell are you?)you seen something called a tangepon?" asked Haru.meoww maeooooow" (what the hell are you babbling about?! Cant you tell I was sleeping?!)that mean yes?"meoooww" (dude, you need serious help. I mean, your talking to a cat ! Look at yourself you look like an idiot!!)(Get the flippin ding-dong away from me, you freako!!) and the cat ran off. Haru watched it leave.Mr. Cat!!" he yelled waving to the cat.(You smell like cheese!!!!!)
Kyo was walking around the school grounds. Like hell you'd find it there!! oh, well he wasnt even really looking for it anyway. He was gonna leave it up to Yuki. And it would be a cold day in hell when Haru finds what hes looking for.Carrot top!!" called a familiar voice.Kyo turned around to see Arisa.He replied.are you doing here?" she asked.Kyo said thinking, "I was looking for......my.........cat?"did you get a cat?"ALWAYS had one!!!" Kyo yelled, frustrated.THAT it?!" said Arisa pointing to a sleeping cat.you are!!" Kyo said. He picked up the cat and told him to play along.(what the hell do you think your doing?!)well i got to go! bye!" Arisa walked away.Kyo sighed.ow meeeow" (dude, you shouldve seen this other guy with white hair!! he was dumb as a rock!!)dont say?!" said Kyo.
"YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKIIII!!!!" Squeeled an over excited, over dramatic, over egotistical, loud snake.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Yuki running away for his life.Yuuukii, where are you going?!" Ayame yelled excitedly. Ayame ran fast enough to catch up and grabbed Yuki in his arms and gave him a very tight hug...poor Yun-Yun.OFF ME YOU CHILD MOLESTER!!" People started staring suspiciously. Well, he looked like a child molesterer. Just kidding!kidding!!" Ayame yelled to all the weird gawking people. So, everyone continued with their business.Yuki, what brings you here?! Were you coming to find me?! Im so happy, of course I dont blame you wanting to see me and all. I am one of the most popular people you'll ever meet in your lifetime. Even Shigure thinks so! Well if I wasnt me I'D be friends with me. Of course so would the whole worl--", Ayame chuckeled.UP!!" Yuki yelled, "I DIDNT COME HERE TO SEE YOU!!"be silly!!", Ayame said in an over- excited voice.not...."what brings you to my shop? Looking for something in particular? I have the most amazing discount on bunny ears. Actually, Momiji said he'd come by later to look at them", Ayame began to brag.for you. And no"what are you doing here?!" Ayame asked.kinda personal".NOTHING IN THE WORLD THAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY HIDE FROM ME, YOUR BROTHER!!" Ayame squeeled. He squeels alot, doesnt he? After much convincing Yuki told him. Ayame had a HUGE smile on his face.everyone my little brother is growing up!!!" Ayame yelled to everyone.IT OUT!!"the female reproductive system... once a month a woman bleeds for about a week and requires those items to stop the blood from getting all over them! But dont forget, women get very emotional during this time. Rather fascinating, I must sa--"MY GOD!!" Yuki let out, frustratingly wondering why his brother would know all that stuff. Maybe he wrote a book about it....that would be scary!!! He ran away while Ayame was still talking about 'the wonders of a woman'. Idiot...
Haru got hungry so he made a stop to...McDONALDS!! He waited forever til it was finally his turn to order. He had a hard time deciding, as usual. after about 3 hours of deciding, the cashier got so agrivated that he called a security guy to 'escort' him off the property.he called and Bubba came out all mad and Im-gonna-kick-your-ass like. He picked up haru who was still in thinking mode. Buba threw him out like there was no tomorrow.IM NOT DONE ORDERING!!" Haru yelled at the window.believe you are, sir", said the cashier.KILLERS!!!! DONT EAT HERE THEYVE GOT COWS LOCKED UP IN THE BACK!! With that everyone left McDonalds in a hurry screaming 'sickos'.
Kyo feel asleep.
Yuki started asking around and put his femine side to a test. "No, sorry I didnt see anything like that around here" said some random chick he asked.cant believe she thinks im a girl...'
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
&nbs p; Haru joined a bunch of hippies standing outside of McDonalds holding up signs taht say "Cows are living animals!" and "I wouldnt eat cows if you payed me $1,000,000,000!!" or you could be like Haru who had a sign that said: "MOO!!" real convincing, Haru.
NOTE:
how are you ppl doing today? ok..w/e... Hope you liked it. that was chapter 3!! (duh) Ok, i hope you read the next one. Feel free to gimme ideas. And read my other fic, Sick Of Secrets. BYEEEEEEE!!