Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ It's That Time Again... ❯ Cow In The City ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Lupin666 
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Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 664 | Visits: 408 | Status: Completed
they continue their search
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 664 | Visits: 408 | Status: Completed
It's That Time Again-PT.4
note: I do not own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does.
My my u must be really interested in this story since you've got all the way up to chapter 4! Good job! Jk ok that aside.
:3
&nb sp; We left off with Haru protesting McDonalds. Yuki asking around pretending to be a chick. Kyosleeping. OK!
Kyo woke up, finally. He walked around a bit. Suddenly a flash of black came into view. It was Hatori's car!! First he was considering just walking the other way so he wouldn't have to deal with the dragon. But he was desperate, plus he was hungry. Hatori spotted the cat and drove up.
"What are you doing?" asked Hatori as he lowered the window.
"Nothing!! Cant I just walk around?!" Kyo yelled.
"What happened? Did you get in another fight?"
"NO!!" Hatori gave him a curious, irritated, and an I-have-better-things-to-do look.
"FINE!! Im looking for..tampons!!" Kyo let out agrivated. Hatori stared at him for about 2 mins straight without even blinking. VROOM!! Hatori drove off.
"HEY!!"
&n bsp; Your not even gonna GUESS where Hatsuharu was. Ok ill tell you. He was in. THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT!!
"Hey, honey" some woman with a really short skirt and barely a shirt on came up to him.
"Hello" he answered, "Arent you cold in that?"
"No, hun, your makin me hot!"
"Ohim...sorry?"
"Don't be, babe" she blew him a kiss.
"Ya wanna have some fun, now?" she asked seductively.
"Im sorry, I cant right now"
"Why not, honey?" she wimpered.
"Im looking for tangepons" She gave him a weird look and shook her ass at him and trailed off.
"Bye, lady!!" he waved.
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Yuki figured that maybe Kyo found them already, and that it would be a cold day in hell when Haru found what hes looking for (him AND Kyo know this). So he started looking around for Kyo. He didn't really like the idea of looking for Kyo. He thought about looking for Haru but he's probably all the way in China by know.
Haru got lost. He even forgot what he was looking for. He sat down on a patch of grass near the park. He did the only thing that helps him remember things.he sang. Not just any song though. He sang The Littlest Worm!! You know that song, right? No? Ok then it goes: (..) = chorus
littlest worm littlest worm)ever saw ever saw )stuck in sidestuck in side)soda strawsoda straw)littlest worm I ever saw got stuck inside my soda straw
said to mesaid to me)take a siptake a sip)if you doif you do)
You'll really flip'll really flip)said to me don't take a sip cause if you do your really flip
took a siptook a sip)he went down he went down)
threw my pipesthrew my pipes )must of drown must of drown) took a sip and he went down right threw my pipes he must of drown
threw him up threw him up) he was dead he was dead)buried him in my father's bed buried him in my father's bed)threw him up and he was dead I buried him in my fathers bed
AN: ok thats it for this chapter srry it was short byeeee
note: I do not own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does.
My my u must be really interested in this story since you've got all the way up to chapter 4! Good job! Jk ok that aside.
:3
&nb sp; We left off with Haru protesting McDonalds. Yuki asking around pretending to be a chick. Kyosleeping. OK!
Kyo woke up, finally. He walked around a bit. Suddenly a flash of black came into view. It was Hatori's car!! First he was considering just walking the other way so he wouldn't have to deal with the dragon. But he was desperate, plus he was hungry. Hatori spotted the cat and drove up.
"What are you doing?" asked Hatori as he lowered the window.
"Nothing!! Cant I just walk around?!" Kyo yelled.
"What happened? Did you get in another fight?"
"NO!!" Hatori gave him a curious, irritated, and an I-have-better-things-to-do look.
"FINE!! Im looking for..tampons!!" Kyo let out agrivated. Hatori stared at him for about 2 mins straight without even blinking. VROOM!! Hatori drove off.
"HEY!!"
&n bsp; Your not even gonna GUESS where Hatsuharu was. Ok ill tell you. He was in. THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT!!
"Hey, honey" some woman with a really short skirt and barely a shirt on came up to him.
"Hello" he answered, "Arent you cold in that?"
"No, hun, your makin me hot!"
"Ohim...sorry?"
"Don't be, babe" she blew him a kiss.
"Ya wanna have some fun, now?" she asked seductively.
"Im sorry, I cant right now"
"Why not, honey?" she wimpered.
"Im looking for tangepons" She gave him a weird look and shook her ass at him and trailed off.
"Bye, lady!!" he waved.
< br>
Yuki figured that maybe Kyo found them already, and that it would be a cold day in hell when Haru found what hes looking for (him AND Kyo know this). So he started looking around for Kyo. He didn't really like the idea of looking for Kyo. He thought about looking for Haru but he's probably all the way in China by know.
Haru got lost. He even forgot what he was looking for. He sat down on a patch of grass near the park. He did the only thing that helps him remember things.he sang. Not just any song though. He sang The Littlest Worm!! You know that song, right? No? Ok then it goes: (..) = chorus
littlest worm littlest worm)ever saw ever saw )stuck in sidestuck in side)soda strawsoda straw)littlest worm I ever saw got stuck inside my soda straw
said to mesaid to me)take a siptake a sip)if you doif you do)
You'll really flip'll really flip)said to me don't take a sip cause if you do your really flip
took a siptook a sip)he went down he went down)
threw my pipesthrew my pipes )must of drown must of drown) took a sip and he went down right threw my pipes he must of drown
threw him up threw him up) he was dead he was dead)buried him in my father's bed buried him in my father's bed)threw him up and he was dead I buried him in my fathers bed
AN: ok thats it for this chapter srry it was short byeeee