Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Katze und Ratte ❯ Art Class Blows! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Lupin666 
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.06.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 720 | Visits: 431 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.06.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 720 | Visits: 431 | Status: Completed
Hello!! This is my newest story! It should be really funny.
All characters are (c) Natsuki Takaya
Ok let’s get this show on the road!!
One not so ordinary day at school....
It was the first day of the new art class. Today they were supposed to paint scenery. Heh.
"Okay, class today we will be painting landscapes! DO IT OR GET AN F!!" the whole class jumped. RING RING. The phone rang. The teacher picked it up. "I have a very important meeting to attend. IF ANYONE IS SEEN TOUCHING THE PAINT IT'S AN F!!" the class jumped again. She left.
"Ok Yuki, give me your face" said Kyo.
"Huh?" Yuki asked. Kyo started painting on his face.
"Now, do you want to be a tiger or a clown?" asked Kyo.
"Tiger!!" Yuki cheered.
"w-what are you doing?!" asked a student.
"Duh, I’m painting. Geez!" replied Kyo.
"b-but sensei said NOT to touch the paint!!" asked another stupid student. The teacher came back.
"SOHMA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!", she yelled. The class jumped.
"Painting..." said a very bored Kyo.
"I THOUGHT I SAID NOT TO TOUCH THE PAINT!!"
"Did you? I didn’t hear"
"GET OUT OF MY CLASS!! YOU TOO, YUKI!!!" they got up and left.
"Fuck this, I’m going home" said Kyo.
"OK!" said Yuki. They began to walk home.
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"What this?" wondered Shigure.
"They kicked us out", said Yuki.
"Again?” asked Shigure.
"Yep", replied Kyo.
"What happened this time?"
"We were painting in art class"
"That would explain Yuki's face" Kyo and Yuki laughed.
"Tomorrow im going to the main house, so I won’t be home all weekend." said Shigure.
"Yea, ok Shigure. suuuure", said Yuki pretending not to listen. "I’m gonna go take a shower". He left to take a shower.
"I’m gonna go take a shower", said Kyo.
"But Yuki just got in there" said Shigure.
"No, he didn’t"
"Fine whatever.." said Shigure.
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THE NEXT DAY!!
Kyo was walking down the hall, until he tripped. The thing he fell on was Yuki."Get off me""no, I like the feel of you""get off, you pervert!!""come on, you know you like it""....yea.... but were in school, you stupid cat.""Fine...” Kyo got off him. For now."Ill be seeing you...lover" Kyo said suave.
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Yuki met up with Kyo in the locker room on the way out. Then followed by Tohru."Hey guys!" she cheered."Hi" said Yuki."Hey" said Kyo."Umm... Uo and Hana asked me if I wanted to go shopping today after school and then sleep over...""And...?" Kyo asked."Well... I wanted to know if that was ok with you. If you don’t want me to I don’t have to...”"Are you kidding? You don’t have to ask us." laughed Yuki."Didn’t Shigure say that he wont be home all weekend?" asked Kyo."Yup...” said Yuki."Ms. Honda, you SHOULD go hang out with your friends. Go, have fun." they both said with an obvious we-want-to-be-alone-all-weekend voice."Stay as long as you want over there" added Kyo."Umm...ok", Tohru said. With that Kyo and Yuki raced home."Bye..?" tried Tohru.
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They made it home. Breathless. "where's my inhaler?!" asked Yuki."I don’t know. Where’d you leave it..?""I...forget...dammit...” Yuki said breathlessly."Oh! I think you left it in my room" said Kyo. "Oh...yea....can you....get it?'' asked Yuki."Fine, fine...” sighed Kyo. He ran upstairs and got his inhaler."Here...” He reached it out to Yuki."Thank--" Kyo swiped it back. "Hey!""Beg for it" Kyo said sexily. Yuki gave him puppy eyes."Kyo...." he began to cry."Awww!!" He gave him the inhaler. Yuki started sucking on his inhaler."Oh, Yuki, stop. You’re turning me on" Kyo said. Yuki glared at him.
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Yuki was hungry. He went into the kitchen to try to "cook" something.
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All characters are (c) Natsuki Takaya
Ok let’s get this show on the road!!
One not so ordinary day at school....
It was the first day of the new art class. Today they were supposed to paint scenery. Heh.
"Okay, class today we will be painting landscapes! DO IT OR GET AN F!!" the whole class jumped. RING RING. The phone rang. The teacher picked it up. "I have a very important meeting to attend. IF ANYONE IS SEEN TOUCHING THE PAINT IT'S AN F!!" the class jumped again. She left.
"Ok Yuki, give me your face" said Kyo.
"Huh?" Yuki asked. Kyo started painting on his face.
"Now, do you want to be a tiger or a clown?" asked Kyo.
"Tiger!!" Yuki cheered.
"w-what are you doing?!" asked a student.
"Duh, I’m painting. Geez!" replied Kyo.
"b-but sensei said NOT to touch the paint!!" asked another stupid student. The teacher came back.
"SOHMA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!", she yelled. The class jumped.
"Painting..." said a very bored Kyo.
"I THOUGHT I SAID NOT TO TOUCH THE PAINT!!"
"Did you? I didn’t hear"
"GET OUT OF MY CLASS!! YOU TOO, YUKI!!!" they got up and left.
"Fuck this, I’m going home" said Kyo.
"OK!" said Yuki. They began to walk home.
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"What this?" wondered Shigure.
"They kicked us out", said Yuki.
"Again?” asked Shigure.
"Yep", replied Kyo.
"What happened this time?"
"We were painting in art class"
"That would explain Yuki's face" Kyo and Yuki laughed.
"Tomorrow im going to the main house, so I won’t be home all weekend." said Shigure.
"Yea, ok Shigure. suuuure", said Yuki pretending not to listen. "I’m gonna go take a shower". He left to take a shower.
"I’m gonna go take a shower", said Kyo.
"But Yuki just got in there" said Shigure.
"No, he didn’t"
"Fine whatever.." said Shigure.
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THE NEXT DAY!!
Kyo was walking down the hall, until he tripped. The thing he fell on was Yuki."Get off me""no, I like the feel of you""get off, you pervert!!""come on, you know you like it""....yea.... but were in school, you stupid cat.""Fine...” Kyo got off him. For now."Ill be seeing you...lover" Kyo said suave.
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Yuki met up with Kyo in the locker room on the way out. Then followed by Tohru."Hey guys!" she cheered."Hi" said Yuki."Hey" said Kyo."Umm... Uo and Hana asked me if I wanted to go shopping today after school and then sleep over...""And...?" Kyo asked."Well... I wanted to know if that was ok with you. If you don’t want me to I don’t have to...”"Are you kidding? You don’t have to ask us." laughed Yuki."Didn’t Shigure say that he wont be home all weekend?" asked Kyo."Yup...” said Yuki."Ms. Honda, you SHOULD go hang out with your friends. Go, have fun." they both said with an obvious we-want-to-be-alone-all-weekend voice."Stay as long as you want over there" added Kyo."Umm...ok", Tohru said. With that Kyo and Yuki raced home."Bye..?" tried Tohru.
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They made it home. Breathless. "where's my inhaler?!" asked Yuki."I don’t know. Where’d you leave it..?""I...forget...dammit...” Yuki said breathlessly."Oh! I think you left it in my room" said Kyo. "Oh...yea....can you....get it?'' asked Yuki."Fine, fine...” sighed Kyo. He ran upstairs and got his inhaler."Here...” He reached it out to Yuki."Thank--" Kyo swiped it back. "Hey!""Beg for it" Kyo said sexily. Yuki gave him puppy eyes."Kyo...." he began to cry."Awww!!" He gave him the inhaler. Yuki started sucking on his inhaler."Oh, Yuki, stop. You’re turning me on" Kyo said. Yuki glared at him.
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Yuki was hungry. He went into the kitchen to try to "cook" something.
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