Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Katze und Ratte ❯ Can't Boil Water ( Chapter 2 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Lupin666 
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.06.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 619 | Visits: 277 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.06.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 619 | Visits: 277 | Status: Completed
This is chapter 2!! Yay. Anyway.... IF YOU DONT LIKE MY STORY THEN DONT EVEN BOTHER READING IT!!!
All characters are (c) Natsuki Takaya
Alright.....
Katze und Ratte ch.2
Yuki was hungry. He went into the kitchen to try to "cook" something. Hopefully he'll be able to make ONE meal without burning it. "What's real easy to make?” Yuki wondered. So he thought, and he thought.......SOUP!!! THAT's easy to make!! So he boiled some water. He walked into the living room to wait until the water boiled.
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"What's that smell?” Kyo walked in, "It smells like... burning metal?"
"Huh?" Yuki sniffed, "oh shit!!" he ran into the kitchen.
"Hey...where'd my water go?” wondered Yuki. All of his water evaporated. "Oh shit!" the pot was catching on fire. Only Yuki would pull this off..... So he turned off the stove. No soup for Yuki.
"What the hell were you doing?" asked Kyo.
"I was TRYING to make soup", sobbed Yuki and walked out with is head hung low. Kyo felt bad for him so he started to make some soup.
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"What are you doing?” asked Yuki who came back in the kitchen.
"What does it look like?" said Kyo. He poured the soup in a bowl and handed it to the rat.
"...for me?” he asked innocently.
"Yea". Yuki put the bowl down on the counter next to him. He threw his arms around Kyo.
"thank you", he said. Kyo kissed him on the cheek.
"Eat it before it gets cold, will ya?"
"Okay".
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They both sat in front of the TV. Kyo flipped threw the channels until he saw something good on. Unfortunately the ONLY thing on was..... POKEMON!! Ah yes, memories of my youth. Those crazy critters never get old.
"What the shit?!” said Kyo.
"'What the shit'?", wondered Yuki, "who says that?!"
"I do!!” replied Kyo, "what the hell is this?!"
"IT’S PIKACHUUU!!!" Yuki squealed when that little electric rat popped up.
"....I don’t even wanna KNOW where that came from", said a confused Kyo.
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RING RING. The phone sounded. Kyo picked up after about 4 rings.
"Yea?" answered Kyo.
"Is that anyway to answer a phone?!" said Shigure on the other end of the phone.
"What do you want, you damned dog?!"
"I’m JUST calling to check up on things...so..?"
"So... what?"
"SO HOW ARE THINGS GOING?!" an exasperated Shigure yelled.
"I’m just kidding. Things are ok."
"How's my house? It’s not in a ma-jillion pieces in the yard, is it?"
"No..."
"Alrighty, well, I’m going to go then"
"Good"
"Call me back later", asked Shigure specifically.
"Ok... I'll call you at 5", said Kyo.
"Really?"
"No."
"HEY!!!” whined Shigure, "DONT BREAK MY HOU--". Kyo hung up.
AUTHORS NOTE: ok, that’s enough for chapter 2... I’m FINALLY working on Sick of Secrets, which I put on hold for awhile. Oh, yea, now I have to start doing chapter 7 of Halloween at the Sohma's. What do you think about this story? I made my friend piss herself when she read this. Mainly because some of the material in here is based on rl events that happened with us (like the "ill call u at 5" thing). So please read the next chapter when it’s up. BYE!!
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All characters are (c) Natsuki Takaya
Alright.....
Katze und Ratte ch.2
Yuki was hungry. He went into the kitchen to try to "cook" something. Hopefully he'll be able to make ONE meal without burning it. "What's real easy to make?” Yuki wondered. So he thought, and he thought.......SOUP!!! THAT's easy to make!! So he boiled some water. He walked into the living room to wait until the water boiled.
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"What's that smell?” Kyo walked in, "It smells like... burning metal?"
"Huh?" Yuki sniffed, "oh shit!!" he ran into the kitchen.
"Hey...where'd my water go?” wondered Yuki. All of his water evaporated. "Oh shit!" the pot was catching on fire. Only Yuki would pull this off..... So he turned off the stove. No soup for Yuki.
"What the hell were you doing?" asked Kyo.
"I was TRYING to make soup", sobbed Yuki and walked out with is head hung low. Kyo felt bad for him so he started to make some soup.
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-------
"What are you doing?” asked Yuki who came back in the kitchen.
"What does it look like?" said Kyo. He poured the soup in a bowl and handed it to the rat.
"...for me?” he asked innocently.
"Yea". Yuki put the bowl down on the counter next to him. He threw his arms around Kyo.
"thank you", he said. Kyo kissed him on the cheek.
"Eat it before it gets cold, will ya?"
"Okay".
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They both sat in front of the TV. Kyo flipped threw the channels until he saw something good on. Unfortunately the ONLY thing on was..... POKEMON!! Ah yes, memories of my youth. Those crazy critters never get old.
"What the shit?!” said Kyo.
"'What the shit'?", wondered Yuki, "who says that?!"
"I do!!” replied Kyo, "what the hell is this?!"
"IT’S PIKACHUUU!!!" Yuki squealed when that little electric rat popped up.
"....I don’t even wanna KNOW where that came from", said a confused Kyo.
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RING RING. The phone sounded. Kyo picked up after about 4 rings.
"Yea?" answered Kyo.
"Is that anyway to answer a phone?!" said Shigure on the other end of the phone.
"What do you want, you damned dog?!"
"I’m JUST calling to check up on things...so..?"
"So... what?"
"SO HOW ARE THINGS GOING?!" an exasperated Shigure yelled.
"I’m just kidding. Things are ok."
"How's my house? It’s not in a ma-jillion pieces in the yard, is it?"
"No..."
"Alrighty, well, I’m going to go then"
"Good"
"Call me back later", asked Shigure specifically.
"Ok... I'll call you at 5", said Kyo.
"Really?"
"No."
"HEY!!!” whined Shigure, "DONT BREAK MY HOU--". Kyo hung up.
AUTHORS NOTE: ok, that’s enough for chapter 2... I’m FINALLY working on Sick of Secrets, which I put on hold for awhile. Oh, yea, now I have to start doing chapter 7 of Halloween at the Sohma's. What do you think about this story? I made my friend piss herself when she read this. Mainly because some of the material in here is based on rl events that happened with us (like the "ill call u at 5" thing). So please read the next chapter when it’s up. BYE!!
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