Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Kyo ( Chapter 2 )

Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style!

K.E.: Now it's Kyo's turn!

Kyo: Crap…

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K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kyo Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... He likes to play dress up with Momiji…

Kyo: What? No I don't! Stupid rabbit!!

K.E.: DO NOT TALK BAD ABOUT MOMIJI!!! Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kyo Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... He's in love with Ritsu…

Kyo: NO I'M NOT!!!

K.E.: Shigure said you were & all he says is true…

Kyo: NO IT'S NOT!!!!

K.E.: Yeah it is… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kyo Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... His hair is actually a very hairy orange…

Kyo: WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT MY DOO?

K.E.: Because it's funny dumb ass!

Kyo: DON'T CALL ME A DUMB ASS!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kyo Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... He thinks leeks dipped in chocolate are the best food ever and despises fish…

Kyo: That's going a bit to far! Is there such a food?

K.E.: I hope not… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kyo Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... Dreams about Momiji every night…

Kyo: Yeah… BUT I'M POUNDING HIM INTO THE DUST BECAUSE HE'S SO ANNOYING AND UO IS HELPING ME AND THEN WE KI- Oops… shouldn't have said that…

K.E.: Sounds like you've got a crush…

Kyo: I DO NOT!!!

K.E.: Riiiiiight… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kyo Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... His favorite show is Blues Clues…

Kyo: WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?! I mean… no it's not!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kyo Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... His favorite character on Blues Clues is Steve…

Kyo: NO IT'S PERIWINKLE!!! DAMMIT ALL TO THE DEPTHS OF BLOODY HELL!!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kyo Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... Thinks Steve looks hot in that sweater…

Kyo: WHAT THE MOTHERFBEEEEPG HELL?!?!?!?! I DO NOT!!!!!

K.E.: Yes you do… it's in your diary…

Kyo: YOU READ MY DIARY?!?!?!?!

K.E.: Yes… and you are a filthy pervert Kyo… I don't think Uo would like this…

Kyo: GRRR )blush(

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kyo Sohma……………………&helli p;………............... He secretly wants to be Yuki…

Kyo: NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!

K.E.: You can't find me… I'm just a voice!

Kyo: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

K.E.: Now you know… Kyo Sohma…

Kyo: THEY DO NOT!!!! )Runs away(

K.E.: That was fun! Next time… Shigure… LATER!!!