Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Shigure ( Chapter 3 )

Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style!

K.E.: Yeah! Now it's Gure's turn!

Shigure: O.k.!

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K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Shigure Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......................... He likes Hatori…

Shigure: What?! AYA IT ISN'T TRUE I SWEAR!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Shigure Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......................... Asks Tohru to hug him so he can chase squirrels as a dog…

Shigure: Sometimes I chase them as a human!

K.E.: That's disturbing…

Shigure: and one time, I changed back and needed clothes so I wandered around and an old lady saw me…

K.E.: Didn't need to know that…

Shigure: Oh… o.k.!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Shigure Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......................... He wrote several books about stuff that is… wrong…

Shigure: Yep! But it isn't wrong! It's completely right! Right Aya?

Ayame: )Poofs in( That's right Gure!

Ayame & Shigure: )Thumbs up( Yes!

K.E.: O.k. you can go now

Ayame: )leaves(

Shigure: Aww…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Shigure Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......................... Is secretly plotting to destroy the other two members in the Mabudachi Trio…

Shigure: LIES!!! ALL OF IT LIES!!!!!! AYA! HARI! I DON'T WANT TO DESTROY YOU!!!!

K.E.: Sure you don't… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Shigure Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......................... Is a streaker…

Shigure: WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?! WAS IT AYA? AYA YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Shigure Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......................... He swims in a vat of mustard every day…

Shigure: )Pause( O.k. that's just wrong…

K.E.: I'll say it is… I can't believe that you do that…

Shigure: I don't!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Shigure Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......................... He is a cannibal…

Shigure: …

K.E.: …

Shigure: Do expect anyone to believe that?

K.E.: No…

Shigure: O.k. then

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Shigure Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......................... I forgot what I was going to say…

Shigure: Know your authors… Know your authors… Know your authors… K.E. ………………………&he llip;……..................... is a Kurama fan-girl…

K.E.: )Pause( Yeah so?

Shigure: Know your authors… Know your authors… Know your authors… K.E. ………………………&he llip;……..................... she loves ketchup…

K.E.: NO I DON'T!!!! I HATE KETCHUP!!! DIE KETCHUP DIE!!!!!!

Shigure: Know your authors… Know your authors… Know your authors… K.E. ………………………&he llip;……..................... she has a monkey head in her backpack…

K.E.: IT'S A CD CASE!!!!

Shigure: a monkey head cd case…

K.E.: HEY THIS IS MY SHOW! I TORTURE YOU! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!

Shigure: Know your authors… Know your authors… Know your authors… K.E. ………………………&he llip;……..................... she doesn't have a life…

K.E.: Well DUH!

Shigure: Know your authors… Know your authors… Know your authors… K.E. ………………………&he llip;……..................... she doesn't exist…

K.E.: WHAT?!? YES I DO!!! I'M TALKING TO YOU AREN'T I?!?!?!?!

Shigure: I… sworn I could've heard something… guess not…

K.E.: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! )Runs away(

Shigure: now you know… K.E.

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K.E.: Whoa O.o I went crazy… Oh well… NEXT TIME IT'LL BE KAGURA!!!! LATER!!!!!!