Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Akito ( Chapter 10 )

Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style!

K.E.: YAY!!! A new chapter!

Akito: Vases! Vases! Vases! Oh how much we love them! Vases! Vases! Vases! Oh how easy it is to throw them! Vases! Vases! Vases! Oh how pretty they look! Vases! Vases! Vases! Oh how do YOU pronounce it? Vases! Vases! Vases! Oh how stupid this song is! Vases! Vases! Vases! Oh how wish I had them all! Vases! Vases! Vases! Oh how I wish there an anime starring them!

Vases! Vases! Vases! Oh how my goal in life is to protect them! Vases! Vases! Vases! VASES! VASES! VASES!!! (The Vase Appreciation Song)

K.E.: O.o

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K.E: Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Akito Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... He IS in the Jyuunishi… he's the vase…

Akito: Oh how I wish that was true…

K.E: Me too… it'd be neat to see a talking vase… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Akito Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... His fav animal is the dolphin…

Akito: They're so smooth… LIKE VASES!!!

K.E: O.o; Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Akito Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... He was driven here by Ayame… who'll be here next…

Akito: )Turns white and begins to shake( No… Ayame… please be more careful… Ayame stop the car… Don't drive on the sidewalk… NO! STOP THE FBEEEPG CAR AYAME!!! NOT THE VASE STORE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Yes… I got that from Azumanga Daioh)

K.E.: That must've been terrible!

Akito: I'm not afraid of roller coasters anymore…

K.E: Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Akito Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... His bird can TALK! They talk about vases…

Akito: Well, bird )Holds up bird who's super-glued to his finger( we've been found out…

Bird: GOD DAMMIT!!! NOT ANOTHER PERSON!!! FIRST SHIGURE NOW THIS!?!?! DAMN AKITO! YOU SUCK ASS AT KEEPING SECRETS!!!!

Akito: Bird!! It's not my FAULT!!!

Bird: Psh… RIIIIIIGHT……

K.E: Ano… this is MY show so ya better SHUT UP!!!

Akito & Bird: )Silence(

K.E.: That's better!

Bird: Bitch…

K.E.: )Storms out of the shadows, flames surrounding her( WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!

Bird: I simply called you a-

K.E.: I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!!! Now… if you don't want Kitty-Kyo to come here I suggest you SHUT UP!!!

Bird: )Wide-eyed( Yes ma'am…

K.E.: )Walks back to shadows(

Bird: )About to say another bad word (A/N: GASP!) but thinks about it first… and decides NOT to face K.E.'S RATH!!!(

K.E: Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Akito Sohma and Bird……………………&hellip ;………......... Are ACTUALLY a crime fighting duo…

Akito: We have our own costumes and EVERYTHING!!!

K.E.: Even one of those girls that ALWAYS needs to be rescued and LURVES you?

Akito: Even that! Her name is Yukari!

Bird: DAMN YOU AKITO!!! YOU GAVE AWAY ANOTHER SECRET!!! )Starts to slap Akito(

~~~~~~~~~AWAY FROM HERE WATCHING ON HER TV!~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yukari-sensei: Oh! He's the STALKER! I have to tell Kurosawa-sensei about this! (Yeah… I'm in Azumanga Daioh mode right now…)

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Bird: )Still slapping Akito( CAN'T YOU ANYTHING RIGHT?!?!?! )Stops(

Akito: )Bruised and bleeding (A/N: He's MULTITASKING!)( No… I can't… well… except for LOVING VASES!!! )Grabs nearest vase( I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!! Never leave me…

ALL Akito fangirls AROUND THE WORLD: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! AKITO-SAMA!!!! WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!!! LOVE US!!!!!!!!!

Akito: NO!

ALL Akito fangirls AROUND THE WORLD: )Start crying( BOO HOOO!!!!

K.E.: O.o o.k. then… I'm going to end it now…

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K.E.: As I said Ayame's up next!

Ayame: LITTLE BROTHER!!! I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD!!!!!!

K.E.: LATER!!!