Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Ayame ( Chapter 11 )

Know Your Jyuunishi!

BWP: Umm… The reason K.E. hasn't been updating recently is… she got sent to jail… (Of course it didn't happen… YET)

Readers: HOW?!

BWP: She said something to a four year-old…

Readers: WHAT'D SHE SAY?!

BWP: Let me show you…

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K.E.: )Walking down the street( Hey little impressionable girl! Want to hear a joke?

L.I.G.: Sure!

K.E.: What do you get… when you cross a dog and a cat?

L.I.G.: Hmm… I don't know!

K.E.: You get one f****d piece of s**t

L.I.G.: O.O MOMMY!!!! )Runs off(

K.E.: )Walks down the street where cops come and arrest her(

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BWP: Yeah…

Readers: But… shouldn't she be out now?

BWP: No… she didn't want to make fun Ayame so she's searching for Kurama…

Readers: Oh… O.k.!

Ayame: Little brother! Are you watching me?! LOVE ME!!!!

BWP: SUGAR!!!

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BWP: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Ayame Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......... When he was little he dressed up as Wonder Woman…

Ayame: DID YUKI TELL YOU?!

BWP: No… that was the time you where making the gap…

Ayame: Oh… Who told you?

BWP: your mom…

Ayame: MOMMY?! WHY DID YOU TELL?!? I HATE YOU!!!!

BWP: O.o

Ayame: )Pause( I'M SORRY MOMMY!!! Don't hit me…

BWP: Right then… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Ayame Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......... Is really a girl…

Ayame: No I'm not… trust me…

BWP: Do you have proof?

Ayame: Gure-san knows! OH GURE-SAAAAAAN!!!!

Shigure: Yes Aaya?

Ayame: Tell these nice people I'm a guy…

Shigure: He is a guy! I should know!

BWP: And how would you know?

Shigure & Ayame: )Look at each other & grin(

BWP: Ick! NONE OF THAT IN HERE!!!

Kagura: )Pops in( CAN KYO AND I COME IN HERE AND DO IT?!

BWP: ICKY!!! NO WAY!!!

Kagura: OH WELL!!!

Kyo: )In the distance( UNTIE ME WOMAN!!!

BWP & Readers: O.o

BWP: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Ayame Sohma……………………&helli p;……….......... He likes to eat crickets…

Ayame: Well… I AM the snake… I mean REALLY!

BWP: Sorry… K.E. got mild stuff because you're her favorite…

Ayame: That's fine!

BWP: and… that's all the stuff…

Ayame: Even better! Can I leave?

BWP: Sure…

Ayame: )Runs out( YUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!! GUUUUURRRREEEEE-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN

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K.E.: I'M BACK!!! I have brought Kurama! O.k. next is… Rin?! Oh well… I'll just use another fanfic's description… Oh and thanks to that person who told me the stuff! You know who you are!

Rin: )Insert horse noise here(