Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Jyuunishi Furuba Style! ❯ Rin & Kureno ( Chapter 12 )

K.E.: now for Rin's turn! But first… )kills Luna( Yeah… she annoyed me so much that I HAD to kill her! DO YA LIKE THAT LUNA?! )Insert SUPER MEGA EVIL LAUGH here( Oh! And I'm basically using Shoopuf Basket's descriptions… Well here's Rin!

Rin: WHERE'S HARU?!?

K.E.: yeah…

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K.E: Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Rin Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... She DOESN'T have a palm pilot…(pathetic isn't it?)

Rin: I LOVE MY PALM PILOT!!!

K.E: Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Rin Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... ISN'T a horse! (I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!! )sob()

Rin: I… am a person… now at least…

K.E: Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Rin Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... She LURVES pandas…

Rin: ………Pandas…?

K.E.: yes… pandas…

Rin: O.o?

K.E: Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Rin Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... She loves IHOP (International House of Pandas)

Rin: IHOP?!

K.E: Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Rin Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... She also likes Kentucky Fried Panda!

Rin: It's finger ling-ling good!

K.E.: Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Rin Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... ARGH! (INSERT SOMETHING HORRIBLY EMBARRASSING HERE DAMMIT!!!!)

Rin: OH NO! HOW HORRIBLY EMBARRASSING!!!!

K.E: Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Know Your Jyuunishi… Rin Sohma……………………&helli p;………......... I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT HER!!!

Rin: yay!

K.E.: you can go now…

Rin: Really?!

K.E.: yes… NOW because that was so short… KURENO COMES!

Kureno: Make way for the LONE CHICKEN!!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kureno Sohma……………………&helli p;……….... His flunky is Kyo Sohma…

Kureno: FLUNKY! GET IN HERE!!!

Kureno's flunky… I, uh, mean Kyo: NOT A FLUNKY!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kureno Sohma……………………&helli p;……….... If he's so lone… why is he always with Akito…?

Kureno: Er… DO NOT QUESTION THE LONE CHICKEN!!!!

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kureno Sohma……………………&helli p;……….... If he's a chicken… doesn't that mean he's a GIRL?!

Kureno: A hen is a girl!

K.E.: But so are chickens!

Kureno: Well… the LONE CHICKEN sounds better than the LONE ROOSTER… I guess…

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kureno Sohma……………………&helli p;……….... He thinks that volcanoes are in toilets…

Kureno: THEY ARE!!!

K.E.: Sure…

Kureno: One day you'll see… YOU ALL SHALL SEE THE HORROR!!!!

Readers: )Try to sneak out of the fanfic(

K.E.: Were do ya'll think you're going?

Readers: )Freeze( Nowhere…

K.E.: Good! Now… GO BACK TO YOUR SEATS!!!

Readers: )Scramble back to their seats(

K.E.: Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Know your Jyuunishi… Kureno Sohma……………………&helli p;……….... IS A CHICKEN!!! )Laughs loudly and annoyingly(

Kureno & Readers: O.o

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K.E.: IT'S OVER!!! )Starts to cry( NO ONE'S LEFT!!! Since I'm only doing Jyuunishi members… I LOVE YOU ALL!!! Just kidding! LATER 4-EVER!!! )Cries harder than EVAH!!!)