Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Love thy Enemy ❯ Chapter one ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Love thy Enemy
By Koneko
(all normal disclaimers apply)

Koneko: Hi Ya'll.^_^ I am currently trying to write a Fruits Basket fan fiction (in fact my first fan-fiction ever) but sadly U__U I have had no inspiration. So... *rolls out big cage with a sheet over it* ... I decided to bring some Furuba bishounen over to inspire me.*pulls sheet of of cage revealing a very worried looking Yuki, Hatsuharu, Momiji and a VERY pissed of Kyou*

Kyou: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? LET ME OUT OF THIS DAMNED CAGE!!!!!!!*shakes cage bars violently*

Koneko: -_-.......

Yuki: Baka neko. Do you really think SHAKING the cage is going TO DO ANYTHING!!!
*drop-kicks Kyou*

Momiji and Haru: *Sweatdrops*

Koneko: @_@........... uh...........

Kyou: *rubs head where large bruise is forming* K'so nezumi! If your so bright then you come up with a better plan to get us out of here.

Yuki: Gladly. *turns to Koneko* Excuse me, Koneko-San, could you please let us out of here?

Koneko: Sure thing cutey ^_^ *turns into chibi Koneko* I just have to remember where I put the keys first.

Kyou, Yuki, Momiji, Haru: *sweatdrop*

Yuki: *whispering* Is she really the one in charge of writing about us?

Kyou: *whispering* I hope not.

Haru: *whispering* Kyou how did you get us into this?

Kyou: *still whispering* Pays really well.

Yuki, Momiji, Haru: Oh......

Koneko: *still in chibi form* Aha! Found it! *turns back into regular kawaii self* Now if I let you out of there you have to promise not to try to escape.

Yuki, Momiji, Haru, Kyou: *all with fingers crossed behind their backs* We promise.

Koneko: *smiles sweetly* Because not only would it be futile, but I would be forced to hug each of you, hide your clothes while you were in Kawaii animal form, wait for you to turn back, take some pictures of your O-SO-NUDE selves, send them, not only to Tohru ,but also plaster them all over the web, and then to top it all off I would have to tie you all together with my super-unbreakable-rope and place you in a crowded amusement park. That would all be still while your naked of course.

Yuki, Momiji, Haru, Kyou: *uncross fingers and sweatdrop* heh...heh...heh... We wouldn't even think of trying to escape.heh...heh

Koneko: *grin evilly* Gooood *laughs maniacally*

Yuki: Uh... Koneko-San could you let us out now?

Koneko: *stops laughing* huh?... Oh yeah ^_^ *walks over to the cage and lets them out*

Kyou: *whispering to Haru* For some reason I felt safer in the cage.

Haru: *nods......a lot* Definitely.

Koneko: *turns into chibi-Koneko and runs around singing* I got me some bishounen. I got me some Bishounen. I got me some Bishounen........

Momiji: *very scared look on face* Help us....

Koneko: No one can help you know *resumes running around singing**pauses* Only one thing could make this place cuter*snaps finger and a puff of smoke appears* KISA! *Kisa appears out of the smoke* Isn't she cute? *pulls kisa into a big bear hug*

Yuki, Haru, Momiji, Kyou: *sweatdrop*

Kisa: ....^_^;....

Koneko: *sits down at computer, rolls up sleeves and ties ribbon around head that says' work hard'* OK time to start the fic.

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"K'so Nezumi !!"Kyou shouted as he through a left punch barely missing Yuki's face.

Yuki, using the momentum of Kyou's punch, bent down and threw Kyou over his shoulder and into a nearby mud puddle. Therefore winning the fight. Again.

"Baka Neko. give up, you will NEVER win. It really is pointless and a waist of my time." Yuki said casually.

Kyou mumbled something along the lines of 'urusai te me k'so nezumi' in response, but du to the fact that there was currently mud in his mouth and the sound of Touhru calling them for dinner, Yuki couldn't be sure. Not that it mattered anyway. Kyou would no doubt say it again later or during their next fight.

"Yuki-kun, Kyou-kun!, Dinners ready." Touhru called from the kitchen.

Yuki walked over to where Kyou was still sprawled out in the mud and offered the neko a hand up. Kyou just stared at the hand as if it were green, scaly , and covered with blinking eyes.

"Well, are you going to let me help you up or are you just going to lie there?"

Kyou said nothing...

"Fine." Yuki sighed.

Yuki grabbed Kyou by the arm and pulled him to his feet.

Still silence from Kyou...

"Can you walk or are you going to need help with that too?" Yuki asked

Kyou, still nothing...

"Hey, Baka neko, are you okay?" Yuki asked while waving his hand in front of Kyou's face.

"I didn't need your help." Kyou finally muttered.

"Then you COULD have said something instead of lying there staring like the Baka neko you really are."

"K'so nezumi!" Kyou shouted. Then stormed into the house.

Yuki stood standing where he was and hung his head as if in defeat.

"Does he always have to be so loud?" he mumbled under his breath.
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All during dinner Kyou was his normal irritable self after loosing yet another fight with Yuki and Touhru was trying her hardest to make everyone happy.

"Kyou-kun, do you like the soup? The recipe called for leeks but I made sure to leave them out so you would like it." Touhru said smiling.

"Imph guub" Kyou said through a mouthful of the leek-free soup.

Yuki made a sound of disgust before saying; "You should have just left them in there. He doesn't deserve special treatment"

"KUTHO NEFTHLUMEE! JUTH BECUV THEW THIKE THM DUVSNTH FMEEN HI HAV THOU EATH THMEM!!!!" Kyou shouted through another mouthful of soup. It meant something along the lines of 'K'so nezumi! Just because you like them dosn't mean I have to eat them'.

"Baka neko"

"Now now, Kyou, Yuki, could you please refrain from fighting for at least the rest of dinner? Then Kyou if you insist, you can fight Yuki and he can win again." Shigure said with a big dopey grin on his face.

Kyou took the opportunity to vent his frustration. He broke a bowl over Shigure's head. Shigure pouted. " Ow... Kyou-chan is brutal"

"Don't call me that!"

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After dinner Kyou went up to his usual spot on the roof to lie down. The cool air blew his hair around and helped to cool his temper down also. The outside spring air was a good change from the stuffiness of his room. Lately there didn't seem to be enough room anywhere, excpecially with Yuki around.

"Who does he think he is anyway?" He mumbled

Lately it seemed that everything about that damn rat seemed to set him off. He kept getting on his nerves at every turn. <This has to stop> He thought. <I keep getting hurt> But damnit! That mouse was just so damn irritating!

"Damnit!"

He shouted and slammed his fist against the roof. At least he had solitude up on the roof. No one ever came up here but him. With the exception of Touhru and that time at new years. But now he was alone and it felt good. He liked being alone up there. It was his. Kyou closed his eyes and let the soft spring breeze gently guide him into sleep.

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Koneko: *streches and cracks knuckles* oooh that feels good. My first chapter finished. *pops neck* oh yeah ^_^

Kyou: Yeah Yeah whatever. More importantly I can't believe you are planning on pairing me up with him *point finger a Yuki*

Yuki: You think you've got it bad? I'm the one stuck with you!

Koneko, Momiji, Haru: @_@..................

Kisa: ^_^

Koneko: Kawaii! *picks up Kisa and puts her into another big bear-hug*

Kyou: Hello? Are you listening to me? I DO NOT WANT TO BE PAIRED WITH HIM!! *still pointing at Yuki*

Yuki: Stop pointing at me!

*Kyou starts yelling and Yuki try's to ignore him*

Koneko: *big evil grin on face* C'mon you two, you know you like it. ^_< *wink wink*

*Kyou and Yuki stop arguing and slowly turn their heads to look at Koneko*

Kyou and Yuki: WHAT?!!

Koneko: Admit it.

Kyou: *hits koneko over the head with a frying pan* Shut up!

Koneko: ....@_@.......owie

Haru: *whispering to Momiji* I knew this would happen. and I wanted Yuki for myself.

Momiji: *whispering back to Haru* well at least I can have Touhru to myself , now that those two are an item *points at Yuki and Kyou*

Yuki and Kyou: SHUT UP!!

Koneko: Anyway please respond and please no flames its just poinless. Till next time. Ja matte ne^_^

*big fight starts between Kyou, Yuki, Momiji, and now Black Haru**Koneko still hugging Kisa, just sit and watch with big grins on their faces* ^_^