Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ New York Extortion ❯ No. Definitely Not. ( Chapter 2 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

New York Extortion

Rating: NC-17

2: This is a glorious chapter. TWO sex. Scenes. There's YAOI (KyoxYuki) and SMUT (KyoxRin) Enjoy you horny kids ^^;

Chapter 2: No. Definitely Not.

"We're not any closer." Kyo rolled his eyes, denying it masterfully. "That kid would hug a cactus, if it somehow made her happy."

"So, Kyo-kun, I'll give you a choice. Rii-chan or Momitchi." Shigure snorted, ignoring what the feline said. Kyo offered him an almost unimaginably disgusted look.

"Ew." He decided was a good thing to start off with. "Ritsu, or Momiji?" What an ultimatum, neither option sounded good.

"Yes, I'll pick which is next, if you can't?" The dog suggested with a little hum of bliss.

"What would I be doing with them?" He didn't care if Shigure told on him; he wasn't sleeping with either of those two.

"I believe, Momitchi wanted someone to go with him to get a pet. So, you'd be helping him with that. And Rii-chan desperately needs to get off the compound, but won't go alone." The writer listed off. "You'll be doing both eventually."

Kyo flat out glared at him. "Whatever."

"Good. Rii-chan will love to go on a date with you, Kyo-kun." Shigure chirped, changing his course so they could go in search of the monkey.

It wasn't hard, one just had to follow the wailing, sobbing apologies. As it was, Ritsu had bumped into Kureno in the halls and the poor rooster was staring at him helplessly while he cried. The dog snuck up behind him, and poked him gently, ceasing the noise.

"Go along, Kureno, I have it." Shigure smiled. The younger man nodded mutely before heading off again. Once Ritsu was fully coherent again Shigure left him and Kyo alone together. He hissed something about 'showing Ritsu a nice time' as he went.

"Ah, Shigure said you wanted to do something off the compound." Kyo spoke slowly. "So, you want to go do that?"

The monkey looked up at him with miserable eyes. "You mean, with you?" He whimpered, not comprehending someone offering to do something with him.

"Uh, yeah." Kyo confirmed with a nod. Wasn't like there was anyone else around, at the moment.

"Oh-oh! I'm sorry that sounded so rude of me!" Ritsu moaned, burying his face in his hands, his shoulders racking. "I-I if you would come with me?" He finally mumbled.

"Wouldn't have offered if I was going to say no." Kyo sighed, really honestly trying to be patient with the monkey really was.

That was how Kyo ended up on the worst date he'd ever been on. Ever. Everyone knows how Ritsu is, so everyone can very well imagine just what it was like. He tried to be calm. REALLY he did. But being calm for him was like Kyo trying to be patient. He managed at first. For a little while. Then he just couldn't do it any longer. Kyo did manage to keep from hitting him, though. He was honestly impressed. He didn't commit suicide, and didn't hit Ritsu. Life was good as he kept this record, throughout the time that they returned to the compound later. He was going to kill Shigure, burry him, dig him back up, bring him back to life, and kill him again, now.

The dog was waiting to meet them.

"Did the two of you have fun?" He snickered at them. Ritsu looked at him with big watery eyes, but he did nod. He even turned to Kyo and bowed at the waist.

"Thank you so much, Kyo-kun." He said quietly. "I'm so sorry if I was inconvenient or embarrassed you or-or anything like that." His voice quavered at the thought and he was tempted to fall on his knees and bow down lower in front of the cat, who had been so ungodly patient with him.

"It's not a big deal." Kyo had decided to just handle Ritsu like he handled Tohru. Deal with it, and PRAY he didn't snap and start yelling. The monkey scurried off a short while later and Shigure came and wrapped an arm around Kyo's shoulders.

"Have fun, Kyo-kun?" He taunted.

"I am going to murder you." Kyo hissed. "Several times."

"Aww, but I have something you might actually LIKE planned for tonight, Kyo-kun!" The puppy whimpered and made an innocent face at the cat.

"What's that?" Kyo doubted he'd like it. But he might as well listen and find out what it was.

"We're paying a visit to Rin-chan." The older man smirked.

"No." Kyo shook his head. Haru was going to kill him, if he found out. He wasn't scared of Haru, but he didn't want to piss him off, either.

"OH yes. I'm going to take Kagura-chan and her mother out to dinner, and YOU are going to play with her." The dog repeated.

"But, she's Haru's ex." Kyo felt the need to remind him. "Isn't that a little low, dog? Forget about to me, did you think about how Haru's going to react, if he ever finds out?"

"Yes." The taller nodded. "But Rin-chan is very lonely. Some meaningless sex would do wonders for her. IF, which he most likely won't, Haa-kun ever found out, he might just forgive you."

"But, she doesn't like me anyway."

"So?"

"So, how am I supposed to do this if she says no?"

"She won't." Shigure's smile widened.

"How do you know that?" He wondered dryly.

The dog raised an eyebrow. "Do you know when the last time Rin-chan had sex, was?"

"Probably before she and Haru broke up." The cat shrugged. He didn't really care if Rin hadn't had any in a while.

"Very good." Shigure nodded. "Do you know how many years that is?"

"How the hell should I know?" The feline raised an eyebrow at him. "One? Two? Three?"

"She'll have sex with you." Shigure snorted.

"Great." Kyo snorted. Damn, he wasn't even sure where she and Kagura lived!

Well, either way, despite his desire to not be manipulated, Kyo STILL found himself at Rin and Kagura's house, later that evening, right alongside Shigure. Good lord! He was being such a literal whore, due to this whole blackmail thing. It might be easier to just let Shigure blab but he'd go along with it again, at least for the night.

When they arrived, Kyo was sent to stand in the bushes for a moment while the dog went in and talked to the women folk. Kagura and her mother left a little later, where as Rin stood in the doorway. Once they were out of sight she looked over to where Kyo was.

"Come on..." she mumbled in a guarded tone. Kyo exited the bushes carefully, and walked over to her.

"Ah, hi." He greeted, blushing possibly more than he had the night before with Hatori. He'd never done this with a girl goddam it!

"Shigure said... and... You'll be quiet about this?" She finally wondered. She wasn't blushing and she spoke coolly, but this was as awkward for her as it was for him.

"I will be, if you are." Kyo agreed, with a nod. "Haru. Doesn't. Find. Out." He conditioned matter-of-factly. Haru really was the only person he cared about finding out about this.

“I won't tell him." The horse shook her head. She led him up to the room she had at Kagura's house. "We have about an hour and a half before they'll be back, according to Shigure." She murmured.

"You'd better be as sex starved as Shigure said you are." Kyo rolled his eyes, already working on stripping down. It had taken a while with Hatori, and Kyo had never played top before--let alone with a girl. This was going to be interesting, especially trying to do it in hour and a half.

~_*_~_*_~

Rin watched Kyo out of the corner of her eye.

`Why am I doing this?' She sighed internally even as she began to undo the laces on her own shirt. Kyo obviously had no idea what was about to happen… Oh well… She WAS as desperate as Shigure had described.

When they were both bare, the horse reached out a gentle hand and drew him closer to her bed. (She actually had one) Her younger cousin's blush was amusing and she smiled a little. Her small smile helped to loosen the general mood in the room. Kyo watched in slight bewilderment as she took one of his hands and moved it up to cover one of her warm breasts. Isuzu leaned closer and breathed slowly in his ear.

“You've read Shigure's books… It's really… not anymore complicated than that.” She explained before pressing them closer together. The cat took her hint and immediately began searching his brain for anything he remembered from the dime store smut the mutt wrote. He moved his hands as he leaned forward, laying her back on the bed. He REALLY hadn't done this before, so it was all up to guess. If he happened to guess wrong Rin would take control of his hands. Then when she wanted it, she moved his fingers lower. “Think you can handle this on your own, kitty?” She wondered, letting go of his wrist when his fingertips brushed her bush. Kyo gave her a dry look and didn't answer. Just slid his fingers between the folds of flesh. He gave her a mildly triumphant look when she took an intake of breath and flexed her hips. She had her eyes closed now and didn't see his triumph though.

As he stroked her he took a moment to enjoy her distinct femininity. She had soft, well-defined legs. Soft, as in silky smooth, hairless legs and thighs. He ran his free hand from her creamy thighs, up, over her hip and to her stomach. It didn't stay there long though. Like most men, he found himself slightly transfixed with her boobs. The red head lifted his hand and curved it tenderly around the right one. He ran his thumb in a circle around the tepid pink part. Her lips parted as both his hands worked some of her most sensitive skin. She was vaguely aware of the quiet, wet, squishing sound as Kyo ventured a bit lower. Isuzu made a pleased noise as he inserted one finger into her.

He was forced to marvel at just how wet she already was. He moved the finger in her slowly, experimenting as he laid over her and kissed a few ghosting kisses onto her neck and shoulders. When she mumbled for more, he began to stretch with a second finger. He moved lower with his mouth and began to lip at her nipples. She had an interesting taste to her… Rin gasped and wriggled in response to his tickling touch. After a few moments the horse did speak up though. “Kyo… s-stop… in… the side table.”

The cat blinked at her before drawing away to do what she said, wiping his slick fingers on her blankets. As he moved he became painfully aware of how hard he was. He pulled open the drawer and sifted through the objects until he found what she'd sent him for. He held it up and wondered flatly,

“This it?” He held up the condoms.

“Yes.” She answered breathily, rolling over and snatching them from him.

“Come're kitty and I'll put it on you.” She teased. The feline flushed a shade to match his hair but he didn't stop her as she deftly rolled the rubber sleeve over his penis. Then she gave him and undeniably lusty look and pulled the cat to her for a kiss. Kyo settled himself between her legs and was a bit hesitant to go any further. She'd helped the little first-timer thus far, but there was only so much she could do. Not that he wanted to do this, really, to begin with. Well, that was a lie; it was just Rin wasn't on his list of people to have sex with.

Damn Shigure!

A little more urging from the horse and he pressed tentatively into her. Her hips flexed and Kyo groaned lowly at how her internal muscles gripped at him. He took hold of her hips for better leverage and finished his ascent into her. The feeling of the condom on him was strange. HELL! The feeling of being in someone ELSE was strange to him, but by no means did this ruin his enjoyment of the feeling. Rin moved impatiently under him after he held still, reveling, for too long. According to his somewhat limited knowledge and instincts, the cat pulled back a ways. Just to move back quickly to her warmth. His older cousin made an approving noise that urged the red head along.

By the time Kyo felt the clenching of Rin's orgasm along his length he had decided that sex with girls wasn't so bad. In fact, a moment later he felt the pricking and tingles of his own body. Then the feeling of releasing and having it caught up by the protective rubber. They held still in the position, muscles quivering for a moment until she urged him out and away. No need to prolong it. It was embarrassing enough that she'd done it… Isuzu got up and searched for clothes.

~_*_~_*_~

Once she had them, Rin looked him over carefully, holding a flimsy thing around her to shield against the cool room air.

"Unless you want to deal with Kagura, you might want to leave very soon."

"No!" He started looking around for his clothes. He DIDN'T need to deal with Kagura, in this particular position. The horse bent down and carefully picked up his shirt, holding it out to him delicately. She couldn't bring herself to say something horrifying like 'thank you'. So that was the very least she could do. Kyo grabbed it from her, eyeing her oddly, as he tugged it on. "Uh... thanks... I guess..." He spoke up, shrugging a little, as he tried to situate the tight cloth on his shoulders. She shrugged after that and slipped quickly off into the shower leaving to cat to dress and leave on his own.

Kyo left quickly, and actually made it a few yards away from the house, before he saw Shigure, Kagura, and her mother coming up the walk, toward the boar's home. It had SO not been a fucking hour and a half, yet. However, that was beside the point. He was far enough away to cover his ass, should Kagura notice him, and get curious about it, right?

He was lucky right there. Kagura didn't notice and the little trio just headed back to the boar's home. Shigure left a short while later, but he didn't seek Kyo out. No, he was pleased with the felines performance thus far and decided to leave him be for the rest of the day. While he, Shigure, went to pester Hatori or some other amusing recreation.

However, the next day Kyo almost cried, when Shigure found him. Damnit! He didn't want to sleep with anyone else, right now! Especially not in the middle of the afternoon! Damnit!

"Aww, Kyo-kun, don't worry." The dog crooned, hugging him as he teased the child. "It's not another girl, if that makes you feel better."

"Good." Kyo nodded, hands fisting as Shigure didn't let go. "Cause, there aren't anymore women in the stupid Zodiac."

"Although, Yuki-kun is girly enough. You could probably consider him a woman." Shigure smirked at the cat.

Kyo didn't say anything, and just glared moodily at him. "What do you want now?"

"I promised him he'd have SOME fun before we went home." The older man explained. "This is our last day and you will be supplying the fun."

"Something tells me he won't find it nearly as amusing as you will, damn pervert."

"Kyo-kun." Shigure leaned down, conspiratorially. "You and I both know Yuki-kun is a class A virgin. You can't rightfully tell me you don't want to be the one to take his card?"

"Actually, fucking the rat was never on my Things To Do list." Kyo nixed that, with a dry look, and head shake.

"You don't want him to submit to you even once?" The dog raised a disbelieving eyebrow at the red head. "You suggesting such a thing and acting on it will fluster him beyond words. There'll be no resistance."

"It still won't be beating him!" Kyo pointed out, with a small frown. "What good will it do me?"

"Something to hold over his head for the rest of forever?"

"Yeah, I'm sure having black mail on him will do me a fucking lot of good from that little jail cell Akito plans on stuffing me in." Kyo hissed, more than a bit bitterly. But, whatever. He had to do this or Shigure would tell on his Shishou, and Kyo knew it too. The dog clapped him around the shoulder and began leading him off to where he knew Yuki was residing.

"You worry far too much Kyo-kun. Just shut up and think for a moment. You will be the first person to fuck Yuki-kun."

"Is that supposed to be some sort of point of honor?"

"Supposedly." Shigure grinned. "If I thought I could, I would most certainly do it."

"Stupid little haptephobic rat." The feline grumbled, not really caring where Shigure was taking him.

"Big words scare no one, Kyo-kun." His older cousin teased and he continued to do so until they reached the little house where Yuki was staying. There Shigure got into his massive sleeves and offered up some pretty pink gel-like-substance to the cat. "Try not to break him, maybe?"

"What?" Kyo squawked, looking up at him in confused. "NOW?" Yuki never had struck him as the type for pre-nooner, not that he'd thought about it at all, of course.

"Yep." The dog smiled happily. "Yuki-kun has to go do something with Aaya later today. NOW is the only time."

"But it's like eight in the morning!" Kyo blinked helplessly. "Is he even awake yet?"

"Aaya has made sure of it." Shigure snickered. "Now come on, I'll get Aaya out of the way, and you get Yuki-kun's virginity out of the way."

"You're sick!" Kyo informed him, probably a bit louder than he needed to, as Shigure knocked on the door, to actually get inside.

The snake appeared at the door barely dressed. An oversized robe was hanging off of him at the shoulder and he clutched the fleecy thing close to him as he blinked at Shigure. (If one looked closely at this robe they would note a hunter green H embroidered into it.) He and Shigure talked for a moment and Ayame scuttled into the house to hurriedly get himself dressed. The dog motioned to Kyo that they should both come inside now. When they got in there, they saw Yuki sitting in a large chair watching his older brother with mild disgust as he rummaged through a dresser for some clothes.

Kyo, personally, would have liked to die right then, rather than go through with the plan that Shigure had suggested. It had been weird enough with Hatori and Rin but this was YUKI! There was a REASON no one had dared to invade on his virginity thus far.

Once Ayame was dressed he and Shigure left. Leaving Yuki. And Kyo. The rat looked over at the feline oddly, noticing him standing there for the first time since he'd come in with Shigure.

"Why are you here?" He wondered flatly. There was no reason that he could think of, that Kyo would be here.

"Shigure said you were bored here." Kyo informed him flatly. "Or, something to that effect. Apparently the responsibility to fix that's fallen to me." That didn't mean he actually wanted to, though, mind.

"Kyo, how stupid do you think I am to believe that?"

"Not stupid enough, apparently." Kyo sighed, before deciding that there really was no good way to do this. "See, Shigure's blackmailing me." He stated, trying to get Yuki flustered, as the dog had suggested. "And, he wants me to sleep with you." He continued, taking a few slow steps forward, and attempting to sound seductive and honest at the same time. "And I was really hoping you would help me out and just go with it."

The rat stared at him. Stared at him like his head had just popped off, grown arms and legs and then taken to running around the room singing 'Rikki Tikki Tava'. Stared at him and his face blushed slightly.

"That's an even worse lie, Kyo." He managed to say even though he was floundering. Kyo didn't say perverted things like that. Hell, he would punch Shigure for even LOOKING like he was THINKING something perverted.

"That's because it's not a lie." Kyo informed him, deciding just to take the acting thing all the way, and letting his tone come out in an odd little purr, finally making his way across the room, and leaning over Yuki's chair, resting his hands on the arm rests heavily. The smaller boy blinked at him and you could almost hear the gears in his brain seizing up. His mouth was opening but he wasn't saying anything. Even if he had been it probably would have been about as intelligent as: 'W-wha w-wha.... w-ha...' Kyo just KNEW he would kick himself over it later, but he took advantage of that open mouth to get a good, deep, cause proving kiss in there. Or cause worthy, even if it didn't prove anything other than he really was willing to go through with this. Yuki made a noise of protest and he rose up his hands to Kyo's shoulders to move him away but he never got so far as shoving him away. Just moved him back a little.

"W-what are you---" He stammered. It looked like all the blood in his body had decided to take up residence in his face.

"Well, you wouldn't believe me." Kyo pointed out, his tone less seductive and more annoyed now. "I had to do SOMETHING to show I was serious." Yuki shook his head stiffly. He wasn't capable of coherent speech right now, apparently. So he just shook his head negatively and let his hands fall back down to his lap. "Whatever, Rat-boy." Kyo rolled his eyes. "This has to happen whether you say okay or not--just your choice whether you enjoy it or not."

"It's your problem." Yuki gaped at him. "I don't---" He didn't have sex and he didn't have to help Kyo, is what he didn't have to do.

"Look," Kyo hissed, feeling annoyed again. "I personally don't care what Shigure says about me. The only reason I'm doing any of this is so he doesn't say anything bad about Shishou." He was seriously considering just dragging Yuki to find a bed. He was small, Kyo was sure he could manage. "So, suck it up."

If they ever got to a bed... Kyo got tired of trying to talk Yuki into it and went to the direct approach. Fondling rat-boy into complete submission. Yuki lost all grasp of what was going on shortly there after.

~_*_~_*_~

Yuki squeaked in alarm as Kyo forced his hand between his legs and cupped his balls. The smaller boy was rarely touched, let alone in such a sexual manner. It scared him and he didn't know what to do. He shrank back into the chair, away from Kyo. The cat was unfazed though. Shigure had said what he wanted done, now Kyo was going to do it.

`Fun' + Yuki = ….. Error.

`Fun' + Yuki = …….. Error.

`Fun'+ Virgin + Dignity = …

It was thanks to this formula that Kyo set the rest of his plan of action. His fingers wandered down to open the rat's pants. Yuki quivered and squirmed in fear. The red head caught his hips with one hand and got Yuki's slack cock out of his pants. He carefully began stroking it, coercing blood to rush to it and making Yuki groan as quietly as he could. Kyo had decided a few moments before that if he HAD to do this, he was going to keep his dignity by making sure this was the best sex Yuki would EVER have. Once Yuki was at least partially hard, the red head leaned closer and flicked his wet tongue over the slit of the rat's cock. The rodent jumped but then he moaned when his cousin took the whole head into that pretty little mouth of his. He sucked tenderly on the sweet skin as he laved his saliva on it, and then pulled away. Poor Yuki shivered and refused to look down at the cat that was down on his knees in front of the chair he was sitting in. Kyo smirked before he took it back in his mouth.

If there was ONE thing Kyo could do, it was give a blowjob. Kazuma knew ALL about his fantastic blowjobs. He drove his head down farther, deep throating the rat's dick. He held still and worked his throat around it, and then began bobbing his head up and down the length of it. Yuki made an odd noise and his hips bucked up. Kyo caught them, just to feel Yuki's fingers in his hair. Kyo really hadn't expected cool, calm Yuki to be like this, just from a blowjob. Oh well. He continued to lick and suckle on the rat. When his nose was once again pressed into the fabric of Yuki's boxers and his pubic hair the red head hummed, reveling in how the large vein in the wet member pulsed readily in response against his tongue. Yuki's fingers pulled desperately at his hair and Kyo began the grand finale. He moved his head up and down quickly, nipping carefully with his teeth, licking and sucking until the rat cried out, a bit louder than he'd meant to, and came on the feline's tongue. Kyo stroked him a moment longer, to work out the last of his release. He held the cum in his mouth before he decided to be a good little bitch and share it with Yuki. He reached up and grasped the rat's chin roughly pressuring his mouth open a little before leaning up to kiss him. Yuki made a noise of protest but did nothing to stop the cat.

Yuki didn't think he liked the taste of his own cum. The taste and the knowledge that KYO had just sucked him off were disgusting to him. Kyo swallowed his portion without complaint though and then set back on his heels.

“Disgusting…” Yuki finally said something.

“And we're not even done yet.” The cat rolled his eyes at his rival's lack of appreciation.

“We're not?” Yuki winced.

“I haven't even gotten your clothes off yet.” The red head replied flatly then quickly pounced upon the rat in the chair, taking care of that problem quickly. Yuki, who was pinned beneath Kyo, was now completely naked. The rat blushed darkly and tried to stop him, but his returned hard on betrayed him. Kyo squirmed from where he was sitting on the smaller boy as he removed his own clothes. “Ready?” He taunted, but Yuki just blushed in reply. Kyo crawled off of him and stood waiting impatiently to the side. “On the floor.” He commanded grandly. Yuki slid tentatively to the floor but Kyo got a little impatient and leaned over him until he lay down. The cat got the pink lube Shigure had given him earlier, out of his pants pocket. (He'd learned SOMETHING from his time with Hatori.) He put the lube, which smelled faintly of strawberries, on his finger and circled the entrance to Yuki's treasure. Yuki gasped and nearly bolted, if it weren't for how Kyo was lying on him. When he finally inserted the slippery finger the rat looked at him with wide-eyed confusion and fear. He couldn't stop now, but this was all very new to the rat. He whimpered helplessly as his rival moved his solitary finger in and out of him slowly. Then more quickly as the tunnel became slick and Yuki got more used to the feeling. The red head removed the appendage for a moment to slick up a second finger, and then inserted both of them. The way Yuki quietly vocalized his pain made Kyo smile in amusement. He continued to stretch the rodent until he was no longer in pain and writhing along the feline's warm slippery fingers.

This was all so wrong. So very, very wrong. He was about to have sex with Kyo! Apparently, Kyo HADN'T been lying about being blackmailed. That didn't mean they should fuck though! Yuki wasn't sure he wanted to lose his virginity to Kyo of all people.

He moaned lowly when Kyo finally hit that little spot inside him. His unabashed writhing led Kyo to believe he was ready. He took his fingers out, lathered up his cock and carefully inserted the hard on he'd developed. Yuki was quite certain that that hurt and tried to beat down the noises he wanted to make. Once the raging erection was fully encased in Yuki's tight sheath, Kyo leaned over the rat, panting with the exertion of NOT pounding Yuki's ass and grinning. Shigure had been right. That bastard. This one conquest over the rat felt good. Or maybe that was just his dick talking? Either way, after he gave the rodent's virginal muscles a chance to relax around him, he started. He moved his hips back a ways, leaving Yuki feeling a little stretched and empty. He was disgustingly pleased when he felt his larger, red headed, cousin come back into him. Even more so when the pace increased. The pace increased, the pleasure increased, until Yuki was quite thoroughly delirious. Kyo could see and feel the petite's approaching orgasm. He was a thoughtful lover and wrapped his fingers tenderly around the rat's cock. He gave long luxurious strokes until he felt the second, warm, splash of cum on his hand. Yuki groaned thickly with his release and his internal muscles squeezed lovingly on Kyo's penis, who made a soft noise and felt his own state of ecstasy. Even as he worked out the remainder of Yuki's.

The rat was almost asleep already, when Kyo pulled out and quickly cleaned them both up. The cat herded Yuki to a bed in one of the back rooms and then quickly got his clothes.

~_*_~_*_~

Kyo didn't particularly want to stick around, after they were finished. He hadn't wanted to do this to begin with, and he certainly didn't want to make it look like he had. So, he figured the best way to avoid that was to just get up, get dressed, and leave as soon as possible.

Yuki was asleep and wouldn't notice, and Shigure would just hunt the cat down later to fulfill his next assignment. In the mean time, Aaya and Shigure were having a wee bit of New Years fun with Haa-san before two thirds of the trio went back to their respective homes.

Well, Yuki was out of the way, the rest of Shigure's little assignments couldn't be that bad, could they? Either way, there really wasn't much more for him to do, other than just wait for Shigure to show up and order him around some more.

And around 3 in the afternoon he appeared, all smiles.

"Did you have a goooooood time, Kyo-kun?" He taunted.

"Feh. No." Kyo rolled his eyes, looking disgusted. "Damn rat."

"Aww, you'll hurt his feelings that way." Then the writer just shrugged. "Oh well! Ready for the next job on the list?"

"What is it?" He wondered dryly.

"You're going to go pet shopping with Momitchi." Shigure grinned.

"That's it?" Kyo blinked at him a little. Sure, Momiji could be annoying, but having just screwed Rin and Yuki, he felt like he was getting off way easy.

"Yes?" The dog blinked. "You want me to make it worse for you?"

"No!" Kyo shook his head quickly. "No, no. This is bad enough--I promise."

"Good. He's waiting by the main gate." Shigure informed him, then as an after thought added. "And, Kyo-kun, if you don't get him to pick one you're going to have to be the one to go to school with him as show and tell."

"What?" He raised an eyebrow at him, eyes wide with mild terror. "You're--not serious."

"Very." The older man responded with a shrug.

"He'll get a damn pet." Kyo bristled in irritation. Knowing Momiji, the runt would probably end up getting a rabbit--so he could talk to it. But, really, all Kyo was there for was to be there--so Shigure would shut up.

As it turned out, Momiji was being a picky little bitch. (Shigure had given him the money to buy this pet on the condition that he was a pest for Kyo.) They went to many stores and saw many animals. But the little blonde bunny would not, for the life of him just pick one!

"Runt," Kyo just about sobbed, trying to dodge little girls with their first fishes, and cats at the same time. "Just pick something, for God's sake." This was probably the eighth store they'd been to, thus far.

"Buuuut Kyoooo!" The littler boy whined. "It has to be just right! It's gonna be my friend for a looooong time! I have to make sure we get along!"

An orange kitten mewled pitifully for Momiji to take it home with him. That was another thing that bothered Kyo... every cat in every store insisted on talking to him!

"He wants to go home with you." Kyo informed him lowly, honestly just wanting to get out of the damn store, as he pointed to the kitten. Momiji looked at his older cousin out of the corner of his eye. He looked annoyed. And the kitten was cute... Shii-chan would be satisfied with how much he'd pissed Kyo off, right? So the blonde went over to the little thing, bending his knees and petting it's head. It licked him on the nose and made another cute little noise at him.

"Okay." Momitchi chirped, scooping up the little Kyo-look-alike up and heading to pay for it.

"Oh, thank God." The poor red head sighed in relief, still resisting the urge to kick the rest of the cats out of his way right then.

Once they had to cat they would have returned home had Momiji not flounced off to buy himself a milkshake. But AFTER that they came back to the compound. Shigure was nowhere to be seen either. It was mighty suspicious. Kyo honestly didn't care, though. They'd be leaving the next morning, he supposed he could just go pack up his stuff, and get ready to do that, despite the fact that it was no where near bedtime. Maybe Shigure wouldn't make him sleep with anyone else that day.

He didn't even see Shigure again until they were heading home the next morning. The dog said nothing and the rat refused to look at him or say anything. Not that that was that sad a thing for Kyo. In fact, Kyo was quite happy to just be in silence on the walk back to Shigure's little hole in the forest. And, he'd really hoped that could just continue to, but no. Of course not.

The dog was being a bastard. He left Kyo alone for an entire week. Things were back the way they were and the red head probably thought he'd finished with his blackmailing. But that was far from it. A week after they returned to the house, Shigure drew Kyo into his office.

"We're going to pay a visit to Aaya."

"Great." Kyo twitched a bit, sinking down to the floor. Well, at least it wasn't Yuki? "Just great."

"Good." The author snorted. "He'll be expecting us later this afternoon."

“Peeeeerfect." But Kyo wasn't a sarcastic person. Of course not. That couldn't possibly be it.

Well, either way, he sulked out the door behind Shigure later that afternoon, as the dog had informed him he would.

"Kyonkichi! Gure-san!" The snake gasped, hugging them both and kissing both their cheeks excitedly. "You've come! I am sooooo happy!"

"Yes, yes Aaya-chan. I would never stand you up." The dog assured him. "And I brought Kyo-kun for you to play with, like I promised."

"Oh, he actually knows what you've been doing?" Kyo glared coolly at Shigure. Well, at least he didn't have to worry about having to seduce Ayame, like he had with Hatori and Yuki. Shigure just smirked at him for a moment. Then Ayame got his mitts on him and dragged him off into the store.

"Oh, Kyonkichi this is going to be wonderful! You have such a lovely figure! I can't wait!" He pulled Kyo into a back room and the writer followed at a slower pace. He couldn't wait either. Couldn't wait to see Kyo in lots of frilly dresses, that is. Several minutes later, Shigure could hear the terrified shriek of 'this isn't what I thought he meant when he said 'play'' issuing from the back room, as Ayame got out one of those dresses.

The dog snickered helplessly. "Do what he says, Kyo-kun." he warned once he came into the room. Ayame giggled and cast a sly look at the feline, holding up the dress a bit higher. Kyo really did look like he might cry out of pure frustration, as he snatched the dress out of Ayame's hands, and stomped off into the other room to change. This SUCKED! He was SO going to KILL Shigure. SLOWLY.

Kill him? No. He was going to torture Shigure for the rest of forever. Since forever was how it felt modeling Ayame's stupid dresses! Especially since after the first one the snake dragged him off into another room insisting on shaving his legs! Once that was done it was nothing but frilly dresses and taunting whistles. Poor Kyo...

"I am going to murder you." Kyo informed Shigure in a low hiss, not really sure, just yet, if he appreciated how damn smooth his legs felt, though he did inadvertently keep rubbing them nervously together, under the longer dresses, and trying desperately to ignore them while in the shorter. He was almost feeling embarrassed enough by the end of the ordeal to stop teasing Yuki about how feminine he looked. Almost, maybe not quite, though.

Hours and hours. AND HOURS. Finally though, Ayame ran out of dresses he needed modeled. Shigure sighed tragically but he let Kyo get changed back into HIS clothes. When he came back out Ayame informed him, that Shigure had already headed back. Leaving the feline behind. How sweet of him.

Kyo really didn't care, though. "You are NEVER touching my legs again." Kyo informed Ayame, tugging his shoes back on as well. He was oddly aware of the feeling of the fabric of his pants, at the moment, but he really was trying to ignore it. "Never."

"I'm sorry, Kyonkichi." And the man actually sounded sorry. "But Gure-san let me use his credit cards if I would do that."

"I. Hate. Him." The feline declared through clenched teeth, as he made his way toward the door, stomping through every step.

"Goodbye Kyonkichi! Do come back just to visit me some time?!" Aaya called after him cheerfully.

Kyo paused by the door, and glanced back coolly at Ayame. "He REALLY bribed you?"

"But of course." The snake winked. "I would never FORCE someone to model for me unless, of course, there was something in it for me."

"Hn." He just rolled his eyes, and turned to leave. He wasn't sure he believed that, but he'd let it go for now, and just started for home.

Stay tuned for the grand finale! Coming… Whenever I finish the last porn scene! So hopefully by next week!