Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Oh, Kuso! ❯ Chapter 1

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]



Warning! : There will be yaoi, language, some violence, and OOC in this story... just, givin' ya a warning! ^^




Enjoy. Please R&R!!



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"There is no fucking way!" Kyo yelled at Haru from behind his bedroom door. Haru waited outside the door while waiting for Kyo to change.

"Come on, Kitten. It'll be fun!" Haru said, with pleading eyes.

"Don't call me Kitten! I hate that!" blushing Kyo said. He secretly liked it when his boyfriend called him by his pet name. Kyo would rather die than admit that.

"Please? Go for me?"

"No!"

"You know you'll be going whether you want to or not..." Haru threatened.

"Yeah, yeah. I know, but I'm not going dressed like this!" Kyo opened the door. Haru just stared a little bit in amazement at how good he looked. Kyo had on black baggy jeans with lots of pockets and chains and red threading. He was wearing a tight black short sleeve shirt with "Jinkokuniike" <((go to hell)) writen on it in yellow letters. His nails were painted black and was wearing black eyeliner that had been smeared. Haru had to pretty much sit on top of Kyo and pin him down to do his nails and eyeliner. Haru laughed at the thought.

"I look ridiculous! I'm not going out like this!" Just then, Yuki came out of his bedroom to see Kyo dressed in all black and Haru bent over from laughing. Yuki just stared. That's it before he started to laugh, but ran away so he didn't have to laugh infront of Kyo. "It's not funny, you damn rat!"

"No, it's not funny, IT'S HILARIOUS! SHIGURE! GET A CAMERA!" Yuki yelled from the steps.

"Why what's going on?" Tohru asked walking out of the kitchen with a dish towel in hand. Kyo was screaming, Haru and Yuki were laughing and Shigure was looking for a camera. This couldn't be good. Tohru started walking upstairs only to see a very strange sight. Haru was on the ground, holding his stomache, Kyo was blush was so deep it matched his eyes, and he was yelling about how much he hated that outfit and he was going to go change.

"Awe, Kyo-kun! You look... different... In a good way... I think?" She said trying so hard not to laugh as she saw the eyeliner on his face smeared all the way down to his mouth. Finally she couldn't hold her laughter any more, and just sat down on the steps and starting laughing. Kyo, finally fed up with everyone laughing, ran back into his room, locked the door and starting yelling.

"Awe, come on, Kitten! It doesn't...(snicker) look.. (snicker) bad!" Haru starting laughing again. He really didn't think Kyo looked bad. He thought he looked really hott, but it was just the fact that it was Kyo, was just to fucking hilarious. After a few more minutes of laughing Tohru went back down stairs and Haru was trying to get Kyo to unlock the door.

"Please, Kitten. I promise I won't laugh anymore!" Right then, Shigure came up the steps and was about to say something (in his really loud abnoxious voice of his) but Haru put a finger up to his lips and shushed him. For once, he took the hint. He quietly snuck over to Haru and handed him a camera. Haru smiled and shooed the dog away. Shigure went back down stairs to his study.

"Fine! You can take off the eyeliner! But you have to wear those clothes!" Haru heard a faint *click*, meaning that the door was unlocked. He slid the door open, camera hidden behind his back. He made sure Kyo was still in his clothing and smiled. Kyo had his back turned to his boyfriend, not wanting to look at him for laughing at him.

"Hey, Kyo!"

"What?" *Flash*

"HEH HEH HEH! I GOT IT! SHIGURE!" Haru then ran from the room with Kyo chasing after him. Kyo had forgotten that he still had the eyeliner all over his face and ran after Haru trying to get the camera back. Yuki took one glance at Kyo and starting laughing again. He couldn't help it, Kyo looked to damn funny.

After chasing Haru around the house until Haru finally found Shigure and gave him the camera, which he hid, quickly, Kyo went back up to his room. This time, Haru was running after him.

After about an hour of talking to Kyo, Haru finally convinced him to wear the outfit. Kyo went into the bathroom to wipe off the eyeliner. While Haru waited for Kyo to get back, Haru changed into tight black pants and tight plain black tanktop. Kyo walked back into the room to find Haru putting on eyeliner.

"Why do I have to go?" Kyo started to complain.

"Because you love me." Haru said in a childish tone without looking up at Kyo. Kyo crossed his arm over his chest and leaned against the door frame. Haru stood up and walked over to the pouting neko.

"I love it when you pout. You look so cute!" Haru said as he nuzzled his head into Kyo's neck, kissing it a couple of times. Kyo moaned quietly.

"I hate you.." Kyo said quietly.

After a couple more minutes, Haru had finally finished getting ready. "Come on, let's go!" Haru smiled, grabbing Kyo's hand. With one last goodbye to everyone they set off. Kyo wasn't feeling well.

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