Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Oh, Kuso! ❯ Chapter 2

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Kyo was still having second thoughts about going. Truthfully, he hadn't wanted to go since Haru told him about it. 'A Dance Club. Why the hall am I going to a dance club? Girls are going to be everywhere. This is going to be bad.' Kyo thought and with a worried look on his face, he looked up at his boyfriend. Haru has an amused smile on his face.

" Haru."

"Hm?"

"I think this is a bad idea."

"Why do you say that?" The amused smile still on his face. They reached the club. Kyo didn't even bother looking at the sign out front. When they got inside, Kyo stopped and looked around.

"You brought me... to a gay strip club?!? You lied to me! You said a dance club. I never agreed on a strip club!" Kyo was blushing. Haru just smiled sweetly at him.

"I knew you would like this..." Haru smiled, then kissed Kyo on the cheek.

Kyo blushed again at the sudden kiss, " I don't enjoy looking at other guys the way you do! I only want to look at you!"

Putting two fingers up and running them up and down Kyo cheek, Haru said, " Well, that's always nice to know." Haru looked around. It looked like he was looking for someone. Kyo opened his mouth to say something, but was cut off by Haru.

"Come on, lets go sit down." Kyo started to walk ahead of the ox, but was quickly caught by the arm and spun around. " You know I wouldn't do anything you didn't like." and with that Haru kissed Kyo deeply. Kyo was first to break the kiss after hearing some guy passing by say, "Awe, How cute!" and giggling. Kyo didn't know any other person could giggle like that other than Aya and Shigure. Kyo shivered at the thought of Aya and Shigure being here. They would just about go crazy from excitement.

"What's wrong, Kitten?" Haru asked staring down at the older teen, as they reached an emtpy table.

Kyo shrugged, "Nothing really. I was just thinking about what it would be like if...." Kyo trailed off as he looked up on stage and saw familiar long silver hair. "Oh...dear...lord..." Haru followed Kyo's gaze up towards the stage. "Well, speak of the bitch." Kyo was in shock. This had been exactly what he was thinking it would be like if Shigure and Aya came here. Kyo was completely freaked out about the thought of seeing Shigure up there. He shivered again, still not looking away from the stage. Haru starting laughing.

"Haru, what the hell is so goddamn funny?!" Haru didn't answer, he just laughed. Kyo hadn't heard Haru laugh like this in a long time. Last time he laughed this hard was when Kyo tripped over his pants and fell flat on his face. 'So much for cat reflexes.' Yuki had said after he came into the room to see why Haru was laughing.
Kyo glared at the ox. He was drawing attention from other people who were giving them strange looks.

Haru finally calmed down enough to get a few words out, " The look... (giggle)... on your face..(giggle)... was so hilarious!!!!!!!" then Haru starting laughing even harder than he was before. Haru had bent over in his seat, holding his stomach. He could feel the neko's glare on his back so he tried quickly to stop laughing. Haru stopped laughing and looked up at the scowling neko. "Gomen, but the look on your face was so funny." Haru would have starting laughing again, if Kyo didn't give him the death glare he usually gives Yuki.

"You seem surprised that Aya is stripping! I thought that you would have figured that out by now!"

"Haru-chan! Kyonkichi!!"

Kyo didn't turn to look who was behind him. Kyo grabbed on to Haru shirt and looked at him with pleading eyes, "Shoot me... please, shoot me now."

"Now now, kitty. It'll all be over soon." Haru smiled and Kyo let go of his shirt and turned around to see the annoying snake.

"I'm so glad you guys came to watch me! Awe, you guys are.."

"Aya..." Kyo started already getting annoyed listening to his voice.

"...so nice. But where is my younger brother? Is he not with you? Awe, next time..."

"SNAKE! SHUT UP! Yuki would never come here, nor would I want to with him. And plus, there isn't going to be a next time!!!"

"Oh, okay. Whatever you say Kyonkichi! Ah, Haru, come with me. Neko-chan, you stay here. We'll be back in a couple of minutes!" Kyo looked over at Haru, who gave him a questionly look before getting up and following Aya.

Kyo must have looked really lonely or something, because a while later a random guy came up and sat down next to him.

"Hey baby, why do you look so down?" he said smiling. Kyo just glared at him. Could he not read Kyo's shirt? ((chapter one)). "Ah, I see. You're not a talkitive one. How about I buy you a drink? Or we could just go somewhere where it is less crowded and quieter." The guy winked at him.

"First of all. I don't know you. And second. I'm not gay." Kyo hadn't even looked at the guy.

"Uh-huh. Sure you're not gay. That's exactly why you are at a gay bar." The guy smirked at Kyo. Kyo was about to say something really rude but before he could even open his mouth, someone else started talking.

"Oi! Oi! Welcome to my strip club! Tonight we have a special guest! Please welcome, Cowboy Haru!" Kyo looked up in shock as he saw his boyfriend walk on stage with a tight black button-up shirt, with brown pants that have fringes on the sides. He was also wearing black cowboy boots. The guy sitting next to Kyo noticed the surprise and excitement in his eyes.

"You... know him?" The guy asked lifting an eyebrow.

"That's my boyfriend!"