Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ The OOC/Insanity Story ❯ Chapter 1
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By: KyouSohmafanatic 
This is just the beginning.
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Psychological / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.08.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 361 | Status: Work In Progress
This is just the beginning.
Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Psychological / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.08.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 361 | Status: Work In Progress
The OOC Story
KyouSohmafanatic
Disclaimer:I don't own Furuba.
Beginning Authoress note: Hi...again. Because I hardly got any reviews for my Zodiac poem that I wrote, I am writing a story with the Fruits Basket guys.
Kyou: Its her pathetic atempt at humor. And atempt at coming up with a title
Me: No one asked your opinion, Kyou. TT_TT Remember I can still switch you for Akito...
Kyou: --' Just start the damn story.
Me: Oh yeah, the characters are bound to be OOC or insane I not sure which, thus the title and the funny moments. Its gonna be in script form....R & R. No flames please.
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Chapter 1
*Sometime around 3 pm...*
Yuki: Shigure, have you seen my precious Kyou?
Shigure: O_O Yuki are you feeling okay?
Yuki: Of course I am. Why do you ask?
Shigure: Uh, Kyou is out on the roof...
*Yuki skips away as the phone rings*
Shigure: Hello?
The person on the other side of the phone: Shigure! Your home, thats good! Im coming over to visit!
Shigure: O_o Akito? Are you feeling...up to coming over?
Akito: Yes! I'll have Hari drive me over! *hangs up*
Shigure: *hangs up* *thinks* Am I the only sane one around now?
*With Yuki and Kyou*
Yuki: Kyou I have come for you!
Kyou: Ahh, Yuki! I knew you would come visit me!
*A black car pulls up to the house*
Akito: Shigure! Yuki! Kyou! Im here!
Hatori: Akito? Are you sure your ok?
Akito: Of couse I am! *hugs Hatori* You can leave now!
Hatori: *watches Akito enter the house then drives away* I think he lost his sanity...
*Shigures house*
*Kyou and Yuki came down from the roof*
Akito: *hugs everyone* I missed you all!
Yuki: *hides behind Kyou* He's scary...
Kyou: *Runs up hugs Akito* Yay! You decided to visit us!
*After convincing Yuki that Akito was good they all went outside...*
Shigure: *calls up Hatori* Hari, I think we have a problem...
Hatori: Did Akito try to kill someone?
Shigure: No.
Hatori: Then what?
Shigure: I think that Yuki, Kyou, and Akito lost the sanity...
Hatori: I wonder why? I'm coming over to investigate...*hangs up*
Shigure: *Hangs up* Doesn't anyone say bye anymore?
*About 20 minutes later*
Akito: Hari! Come help us!
Shigure: Thank God, your here! They started a fire in the kitchen, broke to doors, tried to sacrafice Yuki to a God, and tried going after me with a chainsaw...that only God knows where Akito kept that.
Hatori: Where did he pull the chainsaw from?
Shigure: His kimono.
Hatori: ...Where are they?
*A 'POOF!' of purple smoke happens and reveals a girl about 14 with blonde hair with black-ish purple highlights and blue eyes*
Girl: Hello! Im Lizzi and you guys are my experiments. Akito, Kyou, and Yuki had their sanity taken way and I want to see how long it will take for them to make you insane.
Shigure: ...Im gonna go get them...
Hatori: *goes after Shigure*
*Shigure has Kyou tied to one of those spin-y chairs, and Yuki is tied to a rake. Akito has a towel in his mouth to keep him quiet, rope tides around his wrists and feet.*
Lizzi: How dare you do that to them! *unties them all, Kyou rubs his face against Lizzi's while purring, Yuki is sitting behind Lizzi mumbling about how evil Akito is. She grabs Yuki and Akito since Kyou is purring happily in front of her* Why did you do that? I love these guys! You shouldn't hurt them, especially Akito and Kyou!
Shigure: *stands there with a blank expression on his face* Im going to go make dinner
Hatori: I'll help you.
*With Lizzi and the guys*
Lizzi: Yay! My experiment is working! I don't think I'll give back your sanity after this. Akito like this is fun!
*30 minutes, and 2 fires later*
Shigure: Dinner is ready.
Lizzi: What the hell is this? Is it edible? *holds up a black square shaped...thing*
Akito, Yuki, and Kyou: *poking at the food*
Lizzi: *A poof of smoke revealing pizza, ice cream, milkshakes, and taco's* Here, this is mine, Akito's, Yuki's and Kyou's food.
*After Dinner*
*Everyone is watching T.V*
Akito: *Randomly hugs Lizzi*
Kyou: *Does the same*
Yuki: *Samething*
Hatori: O.O They didn't change!!
Lizzi: Of couse they didn't. They have the curse removed for this experiment. You guys on the other hand don't-
Someone: IM SO SORRY!! IM NOT WORTHY ENOUGH!!
Lizzi: *looks out the window* Ritsu's here...*Runs to the door with Akito following*
Ritsu: IM SO SORRY! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED THE DOOR FOR ME!! IM NOT WORTHY!
Lizzi: *smiles* *a flash of light*
Ritsu: *has a blank face*
Lizzi: Ritsu's here Kyou! Yuki!
Ritsu: Hello! Akito!
Akito: Ristu! *Hugs*
Shigure and Hatori: -_-0
Lizzi: To the hideout! Akito! Ritsu! Yuki! Kyou! Let's go!
Akito, Yuki, Kyou, and Ritsu: Yes!
*The hideout*
Lizzi: Time for attendence! Akito?
Akito: Here
Lizzi: Yuki?
Yuki: Here
Lizzi: Forget this!
Akito: *Holds Lizzi*
Lizzi: YAY! All hail the bishies!
*With Hatori and Shigure*
Shigure: Lets hope no one else show's up.
Lizzi: Well, Im still expecting some people...
Hatori: Who?
Lizzi: Ritsu, tell'em who.
Ritsu: Ayame.
Lizzi: Right. And his sanity has already been taken away...
Ayame: Hari! Gure! Akito! Ritsu! Kyou! Darling brother! Lizzi!
Yuki: *Jumps up and hugs Ayame* I missed you, brother!
Shigure: Now we know for sure he's not sane!
Ayame: Akito! *Hugs Akito and goes to kiss him*
Lizzi: Ayame! Kiss Akito and I'll kill you! If anyone touches Akito I'll kill them.
Akito, Kyou, Yuki, and Lizzi: *head upstairs*
Lizzi: To Gure's computer!
Akito: You to the computer, I'll go to the closet, Yuki and Kyou...
Yuki and Kyou: *kissing..close to making out*
Akito: O.O You guys just do that...
*About 30 minutes later and downstairs*
Shigure: You know they've been quiet upstairs...
Hatori: Ayame, Ritsu, come with us!
*Everyone goes upstairs and searches the rooms*
*Shigures room*
*Ayame, Ritsu, Shigure, and Hatori enter to find the room trashed, and Lizzi and Akito reading Shigures 'journal' as he calls it, and Yuki and Kyou making out...in his bed...*
Lizzi: You Gure, you write interesting stuff...doesn't he Akito?
Akito: Yes...
Lizzi: Like this line, 'Ha-
Shigure: *tackles Lizzi and transforms*
Lizzi: As I was saying. 'Hatori is the most-' Ahh what the hell?!
Hatori: *Yanks the book away and reads the line* ...Shi..gu...re....*He looks slightly green....he throws the book at Shigure*
Shigure: EVERYONE DOWNSTAIRS NOW!
*Everyone goes quiet, even Kyou and Yuki*
*Downstairs*
Lizzi: *Teary-Eyed* I....Im sorry! I...needed something to do and Yuki and Kyou wouldn't let me fo in their room! Im sorry, Shigure... TT__TT *starts to cry*
Akito: You made her cry Gure!
*At this point is quiet in the Sohma house and everyone is looking at Akito*
Akito: *Pulls a skillet out of his kimono and get's ready to hit Shigure*
Lizzi: Heh. Akito? How did you get the chainsaw and skillet to fit in there?
Ayame, Ritsu, Shigure, Yuki, Kyou, and Hatori: O_O
Akito: .I don't know...
Lizzi: *Hugs Akito*
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Akito: Damn this is long.
Kyou: Don't touch that!
Akito: But it looks good to touch!
Kyou: So, it doesn't mean you can touch it!
Akito: You know you want to touch it!
Me: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU 2 DOING?!!!???
Akito and Kyou: Arguing about reviewing...
Me: -_-; Oh. I was think bad thoughts, I guess. The more I wrote the more I didn't want to stop. So be nice and review. Or...I'll hurt Yuki in the next chapter!
Yuki: How?
Me: Rape! You can get raped by someone...
Yuki: WHO?!
Me: *whisper whisper*
Yuki: Review!
KyouSohmafanatic
Disclaimer:I don't own Furuba.
Beginning Authoress note: Hi...again. Because I hardly got any reviews for my Zodiac poem that I wrote, I am writing a story with the Fruits Basket guys.
Kyou: Its her pathetic atempt at humor. And atempt at coming up with a title
Me: No one asked your opinion, Kyou. TT_TT Remember I can still switch you for Akito...
Kyou: --' Just start the damn story.
Me: Oh yeah, the characters are bound to be OOC or insane I not sure which, thus the title and the funny moments. Its gonna be in script form....R & R. No flames please.
________________________________________________________________________ ________
Chapter 1
*Sometime around 3 pm...*
Yuki: Shigure, have you seen my precious Kyou?
Shigure: O_O Yuki are you feeling okay?
Yuki: Of course I am. Why do you ask?
Shigure: Uh, Kyou is out on the roof...
*Yuki skips away as the phone rings*
Shigure: Hello?
The person on the other side of the phone: Shigure! Your home, thats good! Im coming over to visit!
Shigure: O_o Akito? Are you feeling...up to coming over?
Akito: Yes! I'll have Hari drive me over! *hangs up*
Shigure: *hangs up* *thinks* Am I the only sane one around now?
*With Yuki and Kyou*
Yuki: Kyou I have come for you!
Kyou: Ahh, Yuki! I knew you would come visit me!
*A black car pulls up to the house*
Akito: Shigure! Yuki! Kyou! Im here!
Hatori: Akito? Are you sure your ok?
Akito: Of couse I am! *hugs Hatori* You can leave now!
Hatori: *watches Akito enter the house then drives away* I think he lost his sanity...
*Shigures house*
*Kyou and Yuki came down from the roof*
Akito: *hugs everyone* I missed you all!
Yuki: *hides behind Kyou* He's scary...
Kyou: *Runs up hugs Akito* Yay! You decided to visit us!
*After convincing Yuki that Akito was good they all went outside...*
Shigure: *calls up Hatori* Hari, I think we have a problem...
Hatori: Did Akito try to kill someone?
Shigure: No.
Hatori: Then what?
Shigure: I think that Yuki, Kyou, and Akito lost the sanity...
Hatori: I wonder why? I'm coming over to investigate...*hangs up*
Shigure: *Hangs up* Doesn't anyone say bye anymore?
*About 20 minutes later*
Akito: Hari! Come help us!
Shigure: Thank God, your here! They started a fire in the kitchen, broke to doors, tried to sacrafice Yuki to a God, and tried going after me with a chainsaw...that only God knows where Akito kept that.
Hatori: Where did he pull the chainsaw from?
Shigure: His kimono.
Hatori: ...Where are they?
*A 'POOF!' of purple smoke happens and reveals a girl about 14 with blonde hair with black-ish purple highlights and blue eyes*
Girl: Hello! Im Lizzi and you guys are my experiments. Akito, Kyou, and Yuki had their sanity taken way and I want to see how long it will take for them to make you insane.
Shigure: ...Im gonna go get them...
Hatori: *goes after Shigure*
*Shigure has Kyou tied to one of those spin-y chairs, and Yuki is tied to a rake. Akito has a towel in his mouth to keep him quiet, rope tides around his wrists and feet.*
Lizzi: How dare you do that to them! *unties them all, Kyou rubs his face against Lizzi's while purring, Yuki is sitting behind Lizzi mumbling about how evil Akito is. She grabs Yuki and Akito since Kyou is purring happily in front of her* Why did you do that? I love these guys! You shouldn't hurt them, especially Akito and Kyou!
Shigure: *stands there with a blank expression on his face* Im going to go make dinner
Hatori: I'll help you.
*With Lizzi and the guys*
Lizzi: Yay! My experiment is working! I don't think I'll give back your sanity after this. Akito like this is fun!
*30 minutes, and 2 fires later*
Shigure: Dinner is ready.
Lizzi: What the hell is this? Is it edible? *holds up a black square shaped...thing*
Akito, Yuki, and Kyou: *poking at the food*
Lizzi: *A poof of smoke revealing pizza, ice cream, milkshakes, and taco's* Here, this is mine, Akito's, Yuki's and Kyou's food.
*After Dinner*
*Everyone is watching T.V*
Akito: *Randomly hugs Lizzi*
Kyou: *Does the same*
Yuki: *Samething*
Hatori: O.O They didn't change!!
Lizzi: Of couse they didn't. They have the curse removed for this experiment. You guys on the other hand don't-
Someone: IM SO SORRY!! IM NOT WORTHY ENOUGH!!
Lizzi: *looks out the window* Ritsu's here...*Runs to the door with Akito following*
Ritsu: IM SO SORRY! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED THE DOOR FOR ME!! IM NOT WORTHY!
Lizzi: *smiles* *a flash of light*
Ritsu: *has a blank face*
Lizzi: Ritsu's here Kyou! Yuki!
Ritsu: Hello! Akito!
Akito: Ristu! *Hugs*
Shigure and Hatori: -_-0
Lizzi: To the hideout! Akito! Ritsu! Yuki! Kyou! Let's go!
Akito, Yuki, Kyou, and Ritsu: Yes!
*The hideout*
Lizzi: Time for attendence! Akito?
Akito: Here
Lizzi: Yuki?
Yuki: Here
Lizzi: Forget this!
Akito: *Holds Lizzi*
Lizzi: YAY! All hail the bishies!
*With Hatori and Shigure*
Shigure: Lets hope no one else show's up.
Lizzi: Well, Im still expecting some people...
Hatori: Who?
Lizzi: Ritsu, tell'em who.
Ritsu: Ayame.
Lizzi: Right. And his sanity has already been taken away...
Ayame: Hari! Gure! Akito! Ritsu! Kyou! Darling brother! Lizzi!
Yuki: *Jumps up and hugs Ayame* I missed you, brother!
Shigure: Now we know for sure he's not sane!
Ayame: Akito! *Hugs Akito and goes to kiss him*
Lizzi: Ayame! Kiss Akito and I'll kill you! If anyone touches Akito I'll kill them.
Akito, Kyou, Yuki, and Lizzi: *head upstairs*
Lizzi: To Gure's computer!
Akito: You to the computer, I'll go to the closet, Yuki and Kyou...
Yuki and Kyou: *kissing..close to making out*
Akito: O.O You guys just do that...
*About 30 minutes later and downstairs*
Shigure: You know they've been quiet upstairs...
Hatori: Ayame, Ritsu, come with us!
*Everyone goes upstairs and searches the rooms*
*Shigures room*
*Ayame, Ritsu, Shigure, and Hatori enter to find the room trashed, and Lizzi and Akito reading Shigures 'journal' as he calls it, and Yuki and Kyou making out...in his bed...*
Lizzi: You Gure, you write interesting stuff...doesn't he Akito?
Akito: Yes...
Lizzi: Like this line, 'Ha-
Shigure: *tackles Lizzi and transforms*
Lizzi: As I was saying. 'Hatori is the most-' Ahh what the hell?!
Hatori: *Yanks the book away and reads the line* ...Shi..gu...re....*He looks slightly green....he throws the book at Shigure*
Shigure: EVERYONE DOWNSTAIRS NOW!
*Everyone goes quiet, even Kyou and Yuki*
*Downstairs*
Lizzi: *Teary-Eyed* I....Im sorry! I...needed something to do and Yuki and Kyou wouldn't let me fo in their room! Im sorry, Shigure... TT__TT *starts to cry*
Akito: You made her cry Gure!
*At this point is quiet in the Sohma house and everyone is looking at Akito*
Akito: *Pulls a skillet out of his kimono and get's ready to hit Shigure*
Lizzi: Heh. Akito? How did you get the chainsaw and skillet to fit in there?
Ayame, Ritsu, Shigure, Yuki, Kyou, and Hatori: O_O
Akito: .I don't know...
Lizzi: *Hugs Akito*
________________________________________________________________________ ________
Akito: Damn this is long.
Kyou: Don't touch that!
Akito: But it looks good to touch!
Kyou: So, it doesn't mean you can touch it!
Akito: You know you want to touch it!
Me: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU 2 DOING?!!!???
Akito and Kyou: Arguing about reviewing...
Me: -_-; Oh. I was think bad thoughts, I guess. The more I wrote the more I didn't want to stop. So be nice and review. Or...I'll hurt Yuki in the next chapter!
Yuki: How?
Me: Rape! You can get raped by someone...
Yuki: WHO?!
Me: *whisper whisper*
Yuki: Review!