Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ The OOC/Insanity Story ❯ Chapter 2

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The OOC Story

Chapter 2

KyouSohmaFanatic

Disclaimer: I don't own Furuba



Beginning Authoress note:

Kyou:Dammit! Why'd you have to review?!

Me:Shut up Kyou! You don't matter right about now! Kyou, be nice. If your nice I won't make you do anything nasty with Yuki...

Kyou: Hn. Im gonna kill you for making me do that with Yuki...

Me:The story, now please!
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Lizzi: Akito is just so cute!

Akito: *smiles*

Shigure: Uh huh. Uh, we have a problem, Hari. Follow me.

Hatori: What?

Shigure: Where is everyone gonna sleep?

Hatori: -_-

*Back in the Living Room*

Akito: *Alseep on the couch with arms around Lizzi*

Lizzi: *Curled up next to Akito*

Kyou: *Asleep on a futon*

Yuki: *Has his head on Kyou's chest*

Ayame: *Asleep while sitting against the wall*

Ritsu: *Asleep while leaning against Ayame*

*The next morning*

*Everyone is up except Lizzi*

Shigure: Wake up!

Lizzi: nn...5 more minutes Mommy...

Shigure: X_X Hatori, plan letter Y!

Hatori: *Hands Shigure a glass of ice cold water*

Shigure: *Dumps the water*

Lizzi: THE EVIL SEAMONKIES ARE GONNA ATTACK!!!

Hatori: Well, we know that shes not sane as we are.

Lizzi: you just figured this out now, Hari? ...Whats burning?

Akito: THE GOLDFISH!!

Everyone: Gold...fish? *twitch*

Akito: *Comes back in carrying 8 plates of goldfish-shaped waffles.* Breakfast!

Lizzi: *Pulls Akito down so he sits next to her and startsn to eat* Yummie! Who wants to play a game?

Ayame, Ritsu, Akito, Yuki, and Kyou: ME!

Lizzi: Let's go! To the lake!

Shigure and Hatori: Uh-oh!

*Outside*

Shigure: Hari, run in and get towels...

Lizzi: Weeee!!! *Tackles Akito*

Hatori: *walks back outside* Thats a lovely sight...*Seeing Akito on top of Lizzi*

Lizzi: *pushes Akito off* Nothing happened!!! I swear! *blushes*

Akito: *As red as an apple*

*Yuki tackles Kyou who falls back onto Lizzi, who falls onto Akito, who falls onto Ayame, who falls onto Ritsu*

Everyone except Shigure and Hatori: Owie...

*They all fell in a pile of sharp sticks and wires that just 'happened' to be there*

Hatori: Shigure, do you have a first-aid kit?

*2 Hours Later*

Lizzi: Hey, lookie! Theres a green dot on you Akito!

Akito: Heh, theres a blue dot on you...

Lizzi: Yuki has a yellow dot, and Kyou has a red dot, Ayame has a black dot, and Ritsu has a orange one.

*30 minutes later*

Lizzi: Touch it.

Ayame: You have to push harder.

Kyou: Yuki, thats not supposed to go there.

Yuki: Shut up and take it!

Ritsu: ...That feels good.

Akito: Mm..mm...good...

*Hatori and Shigure had finally heard enough and opened the door*

Hatori: What the hell are ...you..doing..?..

Lizzi: We're playing Poker and Trouble! (no own)

Shigure: Oh..

Lizzi: Why?

Shigure: What you guys were saying wasn't right, was it Hari...

Hatori: Shigure. What kind of 'poker' they playing?

Shigure: Huh? Uh..Oh...Str- OH!

Hatori: Exactly...everyone...find your....clothes and meet us down stairs...

*Lizzi grabs her socks, Akito grabs his kimono, Ayame grabs his pants, shirt, and socks, Kyou grabs his pants shirt, and underwear, Yuki grabs the samething as Kyou, Ritsu grabs his socks*

*On the Stairs*

Lizzi: WEE!!!*slides down the banister and falls onto Ayame*

*In the Living Room*

Lizzi: *Staring at the T.V* Heh, Akito! Lookie!

Akito: Hmm...

Lizzi: *hugs Akito* Nothing...

Hatori: -_-0

Shigure: Lunch time!

Lizzi and Akito: YAY!

Hatori: Maybe we should take them to the main house?

Lizzi: OH! Is that where Hatsuharu is? And Kisa? And Hiro? And Kureno? And Momiji? (I don't know if they all live there but oh well)

Hatori: Nevermind about the main house...

Lizzi: Kyou I have a question for you. Why'd you make out with Yuki? *'Accidently' runs into Hatori*

Hatori: *Poof!*

Lizzi: *grabs Hatori* To the lake...

Akito: *Ties a piece of rope around a brick then around Hatori*

Ritsu: Bye bye Hari. 'Tis a sad day when some one dies...

*Slow motion now*

Shigure: O_O NOOOO!!! *starts running*

Akito: *throws the brick into the water*

*SPPLLAASHHH*

*Poof!*

Shigure: NOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooo...

*Out of slow motion*

Lizzi: Darn it didn't work!

Shigure: *comes up behind Lizzi with rope*

*25 Minutes later*

*Everyone but Shigure and Hatori and tied to a tree*

Lizzi: Hey, Akito? Is it normal to see metal poles coming out of trees at the top?

Akito: I dunno.

Lizzi: Hey lookie lightning!

*About 8 Shocks later off the tree*

*Lizzi's hair is sticking up, Akito's kimono is singed, Yuki's shirt is ashes, Kyou's tail is on fire, Ayame and Ritsu's hair is on fire and everyone is twitching*

Hatori: Shigure...I think that was a bit rough...

Shigure: No it wasn't.

Lizzi: *grabs the 'insane group'* *whisper whisper*

Hatori: I think we should be afraid...

Lizzi and the 'Insane Group': *Maniacal smiles*

Shigure: Yes, Hari we should be very afraid...

Lizzi: FORWARD!

Shigure and Hatori: Uh-oh...

*Everyone besides Hatori and Shigure run into the house.*

Lizzi: Are the doors locked?

Ayame: Check!

Lizzi: Are all the windows shut and locked?

Ritsu: Check!

Lizzi: Ok, we can mess up this whole house and then make Hatori drive us to the main house, I want Haru here!! TT_TT

Akito: -_-0

*Outside*

Shigure: Can you get it open?

*Door falls to the ground*

Hatori: Yes.

*Shigure and Hatori are attacked with eggs, lettece pieces, and leeks*

Kyou and Yuki: Bullseye!

Lizzi: Phase One. Complete!

Hatori: What do you mean stage one?!

Lizzi: I've decided to take this to the next level. You got to electrocute us, so its only fair I get to do the same amount of damamge. And you, Shigure, and this house are the targets. Until I can get...

Ayame: I got them!

Lizzi: To the main Sohma house!!

Akito: Forward!

Ritsu: C'mon! Let go...

Lizzi: We are your car Hari, and going to Sohma house, and Im gonna take away Hatsuharu's sanity, and Black Haru can be presented the whole time!! YAY!!

Shigure: Hari! Attack!!

*Shigure tackles Ayame. Ayame turns arond and bites Shigures hand and 'mysteriously' changes into his zodiac form. Ayame then tries to choke Shigure, who in turn is turing a purple-ish blue from lack of air. Hari grabs Ayame away from Shigure and throws him out the window...shuts the window and locks it. Ritsu then tackles Hatori and they both fly into a wall and are knocked out...*

Lizzi: Okay, since I don't think I'll be seeing Ayame again, I'll give him back his sanity...and Ritsu's as well... No offense Ritsu, but your kinda boring without whats left of your sanity.

*So 15 minutes and 2 Poof!'s of smoke later the only insane ones are Lizzi, Kyou, Akito, and Yuki. Shigure is very close being insane but is only hanging on by a few threads...*

Lizzi: So...Shigure are you insane yet? ....How bout now? Now? Hello? Are you there? Answer me! Hey! Shigure? Yo? Hey? ANSWER ME DAMMIT!

Shigure: -_-0 O_O I think I am very close to hurting you...

Hatori: No! You can't lose your sanity and leave me alone with these people...*points to Lizzi and the rest of them*

*Lizzi is currently playing duck, duck, goose, with Akito. Kyou is nowhere to be found*

Shigure: -_- Where the hell is Kyou?

Kyou: *Comes bounding downstairs covered in toliet paper and toothpaste*

Yuki: *Following* Its my masterpiece! Im so proud! *becomes teary-eyed*

Kyou: Don't cry Yuki! *Hugs*

Yuki: Ok!

Lizzi: O_O0

Akito: This is boring...

Lizzi: I'll say it is...Ok Kyou is going to get back his sanity and his in character-ness sorta...

*Poof!*

Lizzi: YAY!

Yuki: *Glomps Kyou*

Kyou: WTF?!! Get the hell off a me!
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Yuki: Kyou doesn't like me? *teary-eyed*

Me: Oh...Look what you did Kyou!

Me: *Hugs Akito and Yuki*

Akito and Yuki: Please review so we may have our revenge on Kyou!

Me: Eh?! Who said you's could have revenge on Kyou?! Pay no heed to them, just review and I shall give zodiac plushies! Im being nice, so you'll get this chapter but if you don't review the next chapter will be a very long time away! So I want atleast 5 reviews before the next chapter.