Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Ways To Drive the Fruits Basket Characters Crazy ❯ A Guide to Annoying Ayame ( Chapter 2 )

Ways to Annoy, Tick Off, Peeve, and Basically Drive Absopositutely Bonkers:

Ayame

“Y'know who you look like in that? Really? Me neither.”

She's gonna act grouchy sometime or other. Ask if it's “that time of the month”.

Come up from behind; tap her on the shoulder and go: “Excuse me, ma'am...”

Take her to therapy.

Splash water on her.

Ask if she's cold-blooded.

Hide her pedicure set.

Or her manicure set if you can find it.

Set her up with Jankotsu (Inuyasha, Band of 7)

“If you're the hebi Sohma, why isn't your hair green?”

Once you've asked this, change that little fact.

Knock Knock Who's There Cash Cash Who I Knew You Were A Nut. (Cashew)

Neaky Nake drinks root beer, and he just makes me sick;

`Cause when he goes out dancin', he looks just like a stick.

He doesn't have any arms or legs; you can not see his ears.

And when we are not lookin', He's stealin' our root beer.

Then ol' Neaky Nake goes dancin, wigglin' an' a-hissin'.

Ol' Neaky Nake goes dancin, gigglin' an' a-kissin'.

So you better just be careful, when you go near the lake;

keep your eyes wide open, and look for Neaky Nake!

-An Old Redneck Song From Mcloud, Oklahoma.

You Hebi. But CUTE hebi. Make Shonens-ai go, WHAAAAAAAAAA”.

 

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Sincerely—The Censor Guys