Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ "Bathroom videos" ❯ Is Ed gay? ( Chapter 1 )

Okay, I don't own any of the characters in the show, nor the show for that matter. Sorry.

WARNING: A lot of weird stuff. Suggestion of yoai. I WAS BORED, forgive me.

 

 

(Girl's restroom)

 

 

Maria Ross- Man these bathrooms are NICE!!

 

Riza- Can't imagine why.

 

(Ed and Roy listening to conversation through the wall in the men's bathroom)

 

Roy- what's so great about the girls restroom.

 

Ed- I don't know. Why do you think I would know? WAIT A MINUTE FIRST YOU CALL ME SHORT AND NOW YOU'RE CALLING ME GAY!!

 

Roy- No. I didn't say anything like that.

 

Ed-Oh……….

 

Roy- * under his breath* Are you gay??

 

Ed- NO!!!!!

 

Roy- It's okay if you are.

 

Ed- I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Roy-Fine

 

Ed- are you??

 

Roy- no……….of course not.

 

Ed- Fine.

 

Roy- well there was this one time, but that doesn't count.

 

Ed- me too. I'd rather not explain …..Envy and I agreed not to talk about it.

 

Roy- Ewe.

 

 

Ed- how did we get on this conversation?

 

 

Roy- We were talking about restrooms.

 

Ed- I'm gonna go now.

 

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Sorrwie. No flames please.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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