Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ "Bathroom videos" ❯ drunk again? ( Chapter 2 )

Warning: Roy fan girls may not enjoy this.

 

 

(Late night, boy's restroom)

 

Roy- *singing the lyrics to I Just Can't Wait To Be King*

 

(Ed walks in)

 

Roy still singing

 

Ed- * eyebrow raised*WTF *trying to suppress laughter*

 

 

 

 

The song fades and is replaced by Barbie Girl.

 

Ed-Colonel?

 

Roy- * looking dazedly at Ed.* Hey there Ed-ward

 

Ed- Mustang? Are you drunk?

 

Roy- of course not fullmetal.

 

Ed- you smell like liquor.

 

Roy- so………..

 

Ed- okay then.

 

Roy- *goes back to singing.*

 

Ed-*looking creeped out*

 

(Hughes' and Havoc walk in with video camra)

 

Havoc- he's still going at it

 

Ed- WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!!!!!

 

Hughes- He got a little drunk.

 

Ed- A little??

 

Both- Yeah………..

 

Roy- *makes a lunge for Ed. Kisses him directly on the mouth.*

 

Ed- *coughing* MOUTHWASH!!!!!

 

Havoc- Holy Sh*t!!We got that on film. There's gonna be some blackmail tomarrow.

 

Ed- 0_o………….What.

 

 

____________________5 minutes later_______________

 

Ed- JEAN HAVOC!!!YOU GET BACK HERE OR I'LL TRANSMUTE YOU'RE A** INTO A FEATHER BOA!!!!!!!!