Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Beyond the Gate ❯ The Elrics, Alchemy exam, and Meeting a new friend. ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

By: Edlover2000

ED: Yay!!!! Me update again!!!!

Riley: Wow amazing!? Yet still you haven't….

ED: Gimme time I'm already getting over my little spazz attack over me loosing all those glorious chappys I typed by that Trojan Horse Virus.

Riley: Well that's what you get for downloading all those FMA episodes and gawking at my Edward. *folds arms*

ED: Riley, Remember that little talk about upset creators?

Riley: *Gulps* I'm Shutting up!!

Disclaimer: Riley: SHE DOESN'T OWN FMA SO GET OVER IT!!!!!

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[1]

“Uh…..Miss?” The boy blushed catching ED as she fell. “Oh great just great.” he said blushing more.

She was now resting her head on his shoulder her body pressed up against him. The boy blushed.

“Al!!! Where are you? A little help here!!!” he yelled out. But no sign of his brother any where. “Hmmm. I guess it's up to me then.” He told himself. “Wake up!!!!” He was now shaking her vigorously. But nothing, not one budge or slight movement came from ED, she was out cold.

Meanwhile from a distance her friends stood watching what was going on?

“Who is that guy?” Joette asked her two friends “And what is he doing to ED?”

“I don't know. But it can't be good.” Eri replied.

“I know who he is!!!” Lin chirped. But the two girls where caught in the moment and didn't hear their friend.

“What if he's some sort of pervert!? Who kidnaps girls for their own sick pleasure?” Joette gasped.

“No, no, no. He's not that.” Lin bellowed at her friends.

“Well then we'll have to save ED.” Eri said taking a book out from ED's book bag.

“Wait!! Not a good Idea!!” Lin howled.

But Eri didn't hear her. She dashed towards the boy as fast as she could.

“Hey pervert!!!!!” She shouted.

“Huh?” The boy looked behind his back giving a wide eyed expression.

“Get away from my friend!!!” she demanded, whacking him with the book.

[2]

(About two hours later after Al showed up and taking His brother and the girls to Central and they finding out who the boys really are)

“WHY THE HECK DID YOU HIT ME IN THE FREAKIN HEAD?!” The boy Roared at Eri.

“For the thousandth time I thought you where a pervert kidnapping ED.” she roared back.

The two where close up in each others faces and had evil expressions.

“Well I tried to tell you two that he wasn't a pervert. And that he was the FullMetal Alchemist Edward Elric.” Lin groaned.

“Shut up Lin I forgot to put my contacts in this morning!!!” Eri barked.

“Guys could you calm down please.” Al begged. “If you can't remember we have a fainted girl over here. This is way more important than Ed's throbbing head.” he was now holding ED in his arms.

“Oh right.” Eri remembered. “Let me handle this.” she said going up to the said girl in Al's arms.

She stuck one of her fingers in her mouth and rammed it into ED's right ear. The girl's eyes shot open at instant.

“Ewe!!! Eri what was that for?” She whined.

“See Just leave it to Eri-Chan when troubles at stake.” Eri grinned in pride.

“Sure.” Edward uttered in sarcasm.

“Quiet you!!!” Eri growled.

“Could you to stop yelling you're giving me a headache.” Ed clutched her head.

“Oh sorry ED.” Eri apologized.

“Well I'm not excepting it.” Ed folding his arms thinking she was talking to him.

“Not you her!!!!” she wailed.

“Is there something I could get for you?” Al asked the girl he was holding.

“Water would be nice.” ED replied.

Al sat her down on a nearby chair and went to get her a glass. A bit dizzy from the fight earlier she did not notice that Edward Elric the boy she fancied all this time was standing right in front of her arguing with one of her best friends.

Soon after Al came back with a glass of water and handed it to ED who downed it in less than five seconds.

“Wow, ED you're really thirsty.” Joette pointed out.

ED handed the glass back to Al.

“If it wouldn't be any trouble could you bring back a pitcher I'd hate to keep asking you for some more water every five seconds.” She smiled at the suit of armor.

“Ok, it's fine.” He smiled back and ran off again.

“A pitcher, don't you think you're being a bit drastic ED?” Lin questioned.

ED shook her head.

“Nope, it's a side effect from my alchemy. Ya see when I transmute my body to morph with the water it takes out the body fluids that are inside of me out and transforms me into the liquid form.”

“Oh I see, so that's you're equivalent exchange.” Joette caught on.

ED nodded.

“Wait how do you know all this stuff?” Lin said in puzzlement.

“Because my OC, Riley uses the same alchemy, everything she knows I know. I created her.” she replied.

“Oh.” Lin awed.

“Here you go.” Al told ED handing her a pitcher that he came back with.

“Thank you.” She uttered and poured her self a new glass.

Meanwhile Eri and Ed where still arguing. The four just sweatdropped in spite of the two.

“I think we're going to have a problem here with Ed and Eri getting along.” Lin sighed.

“You said it.” ED, Joette, and Al replied.

“Wait a sec?” ED had just caught on to everything now; she was usually slow at things.

“This place it looks familiar, it's Roy Mustangs office.”

“Good ED you get a cookie.” Lin chirped.

“You mean you didn't know where we where for the past five minutes ever since you woke up?” Joette said in shock.

“Ehehe, well everything looked blurry for a while so I wasn't sure.” ED chuckled and sweatdropping.

Her two friends sighed. “Poor ED she's so slow it takes her five minutes to figure anything out.” Joette muttered.

“I heard that!!” ED barked.

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING SOMEONE WHO'S SO SMALL HE CAN STAND ON THE TIP OF A PENCIL WITH EASE!!!” Ed had shouted after Eri had made a short comment in their argument.

“Oh dear there he goes again.” Al sighed.

“That voice…”

“Oh no, and apparently ED just figured out who else is in the room!!!” the two girls cried.

“Can it be? It is!! It's Edward Elric!!!!” the said girl cheered springing from her chair and glomped the noisy blonde.

“What the? AHGH!!” Ed screamed as he was crushed by the Redhead.

Eri, Lin, and Joette sweatdropped.

At that moment a tall raven haired man came in to see what the commotion was about. He immediately smirked at Ed and his fangirl who was snuggling him like a teddy bear.

“Oh so that's what I was hearing outside of my office, Fullmetal flirting with his new girlfriend.” he grinned.

“Shut up!! And she's not my girlfriend!!!” Ed barked.

Roy ignored him and sat at his desk.

“Alright ED that's enough.” Eri sighed.

“I don't have her she has me!!!” Ed huffed.

“I was talking to the female ED not the doofus Ed!!!” she barked.

“Ed is not a doofus!!!” ED howled jumping off of Ed.

“Oh you're right, he's an idiot!!! Eri grinned evilly.

“That's enough you two.” Mustang demanded “We have more important things than you fighting over Ed.”

“What!!!! I don't like Ed in that way!!!!” Eri howled. “He's annoying!!! And besides ED would kill me if I did.”

“Yea, so don't get any ideas.” ED scowled. “I'M NOT!!!!! DON'T START WITH ME ED!!!!” Eri bellowed.

“Do I have to separate you two?” Roy hollered.

“No.” The two said folding there arms.

“Good, now before we start let us get to know each other.” Roy uttered Glad that the two had calmed down.

“EWE!!!! ROY'S A PERVERT!!!!!!!” ED squealed jumping to conclusions.

“I meant by telling me your names.” he sweatdropped.

“Oh.” ED blushed in embarrassment.

“Well my name's Eri.” Eri introduced herself since at the time ED seemed too embarrassed to talk.

“And I'm Joette!!!!” Joette chirped as she got all sparkly as though she was Armstrong's daughter.

“Joe…ette?” Edward started to laugh.

“There's nothing funny about my name!!!” she barked. “You don't see me laughing at you be cause your name's Edward!!”

“Yea that's because my name's a normal name.” Ed replied.

“Well that's because your mom wasn't creative enough when she thought of your name.” Joette stuck out her tongue.

“Why…. I…..” Ed growled.

“Brother no use in arguing.” Al interrupted.

Ed pouted and looked away while Joette stuck out her tongue again.

“Ok? Moving on.” Roy said.

“I'm Lin. And I'm your worst nightmare!!!!” Lin Laughed evilly and put a flashlight that she found in ED's bag under her chin.

“Very well.” Roy sighed.

“Hey!!! You're supposed to be afraid!!!” she pointed out.

“I am. I'm just not showing it.” Roy grinned. Lin gave a depressed sigh and stuffed the flashlight in ED's bag.

“Ok now that leaves you.” Roy looked at ED

“Oh yea right.” ED remembered. “I am the great and powerful ED!!” She went into a dramatic pose.

“Ah I can see why. It's because you're the same size as Edward right?” Roy grinned.

“What?” Ed said in a shocked tone. Looking over at the girl whose face was as red as her hair.

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHRIMP SO SMALL SHE HAS TO BE SEEN THROUGH A MICROSCOPE!?” ED screamed at the top of her lungs.

“OO my bad it's because your mouth's as big as his.”

ED slumped down to the floor.

“It's not my fault I'm vertically challenged.” She whined.

“You're the same size as me!? Edward asked shockingly. He pulled her up and measured them with his hands.

It was true they where the same size.

“This is awesome I finally find my people!!!!!” He cheered giving ED a hug.

Her face turned even redder than before.

“Well changing the subject we need to talk about how you four got here and what we should do while we're figuring out how to get you guys home.

” Roy said ignoring the delighted Edward who was dancing about the room.

“Well we sort of came here through a huge gate like thing in ED's back yard.” Joette smiled and sweatdropped at the same time.

“I see, so then you guys can just go back to this Gate and go home.” Roy uttered.

“Not really.” Eri stated.

“Why not?” Roy asked un-amused.

“Because it disappeared.”

“Well that is a problem then. But don't worry I have a conclusion. And it has to involve ED.” Roy smirked.

“Why me?” ED whined “Because you know alchemy, and you can do it with out a transmutation circle.” He replied.

“What's your catch Mustang?” ED wondered. She folded her arms this wasn't going to be good she smelt something fishy.

Roy smirked at ED.

“I want you to take the alchemy exam.”

ED's eyes turned to little dots.

“Oh shit.” Eri uttered. “Everyone cover your ears.”

“YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT!!!!!????”

The redhead screeched.

“Take the alchemy exam!!!!” Roy yelled holding his ears, trying to speak over her banshee like voice.

“Hell no!!!” She wailed.

“There's no way I'm going to be told what to do by the lights of you!!!!!” She pointed to Roy.

“Fine then,” Roy replied. “I'm sure we could just do a couple lab tests on you four, to find out where you actually came from then. I'm sure a cell is much more comfortable than a nice warm comfy bed and hospitality from the military.”

“ED please take the exam!!!” Joette pleaded. “I want to live!!!!”

“Yea and plus this would be a good way to show of your fangirliness.” Lin added teasingly.

ED glared at Roy.

“Fine.” She said reluctantly.

Her three friends cheered.

“But only on one condition.” She added.

“Lin has to take it with me.” “Why me!?” Lin whined.

“Because Eri isn't good at math, and Joette will just come up with some lame excuse like I'll get raped by hairy men if I enlist sort of thing.” ED persuaded.

“Fine I guess if it'll make you feel better.” Lin sighed.

“Yay!” ED cheered giving Lin a big hug.

“Great the two of you will take the Exam in the next hour in a half.”

“WHAT!!!!” The two screamed.

[2]

(At the exam building)

“I change my mind!!! I change my mind!!!!” ED cried out, being dragged by the end of her feet by Eri.

“Well too late now ED, you're taking the test and that's final!!” Eri hollered. “It starts in ten minutes.”

“But we're not done cramming yet.” Lin whined looking up from the alchemy book Roy gave them to study off of.

“Yea, and Edo's not here yet he'd say he'd come and meet us after he and Roy where done discussing his last assignment.” ED added still lying on the floor her feet in Eri's hand's

“Well maybe he's running a little late?” Eri said dropping them.

“Oh then whose that?” Joette said pointing to a blonde in black clothing and the same hair style as Edward's.

“Edo, you're here!!!” ED cheered, springing off the ground and glomping the blonde.

“AH!!! I'm being attacked!!!” The blonde yelped.

This was definitely not Edo in fact the person they thought was Edo was a girl.

“You're not my Edo!” ED cried pointing to the girl.

“No!!! Do I look like an Edo to you? What is the big idea attacking me like that?” The girl uttered.

“Excuse ED she's not right in the head at the moment, you know, big test. She's still got the anxiety syndrome.” Eri butted in.

“I'm Eri, and you are?”

“Kat.” The girl grinned.

“Wait a sec? Kat?” ED questioned.

“Yes that's my name; at least it was the last time I checked.” Kat replied raising an eyebrow.

“It's me ED!!! From Mediaminer.”

“OMIFRIGGENGOD!!! ED!!?” Kat said in shock.

Before you could say test time both the girls started hugging each other and jumping up and down.

The other three just sweatdropped.

“What the heck is going on!?” Eri exclaimed. “First you two were like what's the big Idea, and now suddenly you know each other?”

“Oh my bad, everyone this is Kat. My friend off of Mediaminer.” ED introduced.

“Nice to meet you I'm Lin.” Lin bowed.

“And I'm Joette!!” Joette cheered twirling.

“Nice to meet you.” Kat smiled.

“What are you doing here Kat?” ED asked in puzzlement.

“Well it's a long story.” Kat replied.

“One moment I was sleeping in my bed, and the next thing I knew I was in the FMA world. What's strange is I had this weird dream that I was being pulled into a gate like the one we see on the show, and now I'm here.”

“Oh” Ed awed. “Are you taking the exam?”

“Well I was just here to see it take place there's no way I'm taking that thing I know squat about alchemy.” Kat stated folding her arms.

“Lucky!! I was forced, by Roy Mustang.” ED bellowed.

“Oh well I can take it if you're…” Kat sighed only to be interrupted by ED grabbing her arm.

“Great let's go!!!” She chirped dragging her friend towards the building.

“The alchemy Exam will be starting in two minutes, everyone into the building.” An announcer trumpeted.

“I guess I should go too?” Lin sighed, following ED and Kat.

“Good luck guys!!” Eri cheered.

“Yea, no worries you guys are bound to get A's!!!”

Joette cheered as well.

“Those guys are toast.” Eri sighed.

“Yup.” Joette nodded.

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ED: Cliffhanger!!!!!! Bum, bum, bum!!! Hehe Oh and by the way I only got one review the last time and that was an email from Kat. So I have a solution, I shall not update another chapter of any of my fics until I get at least 2 more reviews. So if you review not only will I update this one but maybe I'll update In Hells Hands as well.

Riley: So that means review people!!! We're dying here!!!!!!

ED: But please sugar coated flames.