Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Beyond the Gate ❯ Tests, Hairy men, Male force fields, and one bad tantrum. ( Chapter 3 )

ED: Third Chapter is done!!!!!

 

Riley: When are you going to finish the second chapter of my story?

 

ED: That's next Lin wouldn't stop bugging me about this one

 

Riley: Oy Vey!!!

 

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“I can't believe your making me do this!!!” Kat howled as ED dragged her into the building.

 

“You said you'd take the test if I was.” ED uttered to her friend.

 

“Yea but really do I have a choice? I mean you have Lin.” Kat replied.

 

ED looked at Lin.

 

“It's not enough!!!!! Kat please take the exam!!! I need you!!!” ED wailed hugging Kat's leg.

 

“Well I feel loved.” Lin muttered, in spite of ED's behavior.

 

“Fine, if it'll make you feel better. I'll take it.” Kat sighed in defeat.

 

“Yay!!! ED cheered wrapping her arms around her two friends' necks.

 

The two just smiled and followed ED to their seats.

 

“Well, well, well what do we have here?” A voice snickered at the three as they set down.

 

There two men stood behind the girls with sheepish grins on their faces

 

“Looks to me like a Blondie, a four eyed freak, and a shrimp George.” The other man smirked.

 

“Who are you calling a pint sized bean sprout midget?!” ED barked at the two.

 

“Hey, calm down shorty, Larry didn't mean any harm. Did you Larry?” George replied.

 

“Nope.” Larry shook his head.

 

“Why, you….” “You know, you're kind of cute when you're angry.” George interrupted, ED as she gave the two a death ray of a glare.

 

“Leave her alone you pedophiles!!!” Kat snapped at the two.

 

“Whoa!!! Look who's talking, Goldie Locks!!” George laughed.

 

“I'm warning you!!! Mess with me and you'll feel the wrath of my tremendous alchemy!”

 

Both men started laughing.

 

“Ha like you girls know alchemy!!” George cackled.

“Yea, what are you going to transmute, Flowers?” Larry wailed.

 

“She can transmute aeons!!!!” ED stated backing up her friend.

 

“Ha! We'll prove that when the time comes see you in the Practical Application round.” George Huffed.

 

The two walked off.

 

“ED!!!! What in the hell I don't even know how to transmute an aeon!! That's Eve's alchemy.” Kat growled.

 

“Well I didn't know water alchemy and look at me, I'm fusing with puddles.” ED pointed out.

 

“Calm down you two it's ok let's just sit down and take the exam.” Lin said trying to calm Kat down.

 

“Easy for you to say Lin, you weren't being bugged by those two creeps.” Kat pouted folding her arms.

 

“Well of course, I have a male force field it blocks all males and the just ignore me.” Lin grinned.

 

ED and Kat fell over in shack hearing those words. Male force field where did Lin come up with this stuff? They thought it was best not to ask.

 

“The test will now begin!” The Furher King Bradley announced.

 

“You guys you might want to get up and take the test if you want to at least put a scratch in it.” Lin sighed.

 

The two popped up and went right to the test. Lin just chuckled at them she thought it was very amusing.

 

*2 hours later after the test*

 

“Hey guys how did the test go?” Joette asked the three as they came walking out the building.

 

“How do you think it went?” ED murmured looking over at Joette with a crazed look in her eyes.

 

“That bad, huh?” Joette sighed.

 

“It's ok maybe it's better than you think?” Eri said optimistically.

“The results are in!!” an announcer said at a table that had a huge stack of papers on it.

 

Riza was handing out the results.

 

“That was fast.” All five of the friends said in unison.

 

ED, Lin, and Kat went over to the table.

 

“I'm too afraid to look.” Kat uttered covering her eyes. “It's bad I know it!!”

 

“Oh Come on Kat it can't be that bad.” ED said looking over at Kat's test. “Holy Crap!!!”

 

“See it's bad!!!” Kat whined. “I fail at life!!!”

 

“Kat you might want to see for your self.” Ed insisted.

 

Kat slowly opened her eyes and gazed upon her test and to her surprise this result was very appealing.

 

“Wow, a 97!!” Kat cheered in delight “I'm smart!!” she grinned.

 

“What did you get Lin?” ED asked.

 

“I got the same score as Kat.” Lin said in surprise.

 

“Let's see what I got?” ED smiled. “WHAT THE?”

 

“What is it bad?” Kat questioned.

 

“No it's worse. I got, I got a 100!!” ED cried

 

“WHAT!!!!!” Lin and Kat fell over this time in shock of ED's grade.

 

“This can't be I didn't even answer half the questions. Hold on a sec, I'm going to ask Riza if she gave me the right test.” ED huffed marching over to the table.

 

“May I help you?” Riza ask Ed as she looked at her in a scolding manner.

 

“Yes! I believe this is the wrong test.” ED Said placing her test on the table.

 

“No it's the right one. Riza said “Your names right here.” She pointed to Ed's name which was written in red pen.

 

“But how did I get such a grade???!!!” ED demanded “I didn't even answer half the questions.”

“That's simple.” Riza Replied. “Mustang fudged your results, All three of them actually.”

 

“What!!!” ED howled this made her mad she was boiling “What do you mean he fudged our results!!!”

 

“He changed them so you could be able to go to the next round. He gave you the highest score because you're the one he wants to make through every thing it's simply to make you look good.” Riza murmured.

 

“Why you….” ED stuttered.

 

“Uh oh.” All for of ED's Friends cried.

 

The all rushed up and grabbed ED before she started swinging.

 

“YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH THAT I HATE HIS FUCKING GUTS AND IF I SEE HIM EVER AGAIN I'M GONNA KICK HIS MOTHER FUCKING ASS!!!!!! YOU HEAR ME RIZA???!!!” ED wailed.

 

Everyone around just stared at the ridiculous behavior that was going on it was starting to embarrass the others.

 

“ED calm down it's done and over with let it go.” Eri begged her friend she was still holding her back.

 

“Hell no!!” ED wailed still fuming mad.

 

From a distance Edward and Alphonse stood watching ED throw her tantrum.

 

“Wow Ed, she's worse than you!” Al chuckled at his brother.

 

“Yea tell me about it.” Ed uttered shocked at the whole thing.

 

“Think we should calm her down?” Al suggested.

 

“Yea lets help.” Edward agreed.

 

The two waltzed over to help the struggling girls.

 

“Whoa!!! ED calm down.” Edward coaxed the girl who was still kicking and screaming.

 

 

“This may be harder than I thought.” Al sweatdropped.

 

“Come on take deep breaths, in and out, in and out.” Edward said moving his arms up and down as though he where taking deep breaths.

Soon before you know it the girl had calmed down and was taking slow deep breaths.

 

“There that wasn't so hard now.” Ed said as the sat ED down on the ground.

 

“You know you should stress out yourself like that it won't do you good in the next rounds. You need to relax even if you get pissed off.” Ed said as he went to comfort the girl. For some reason he hated seeing her upset.

 

“What's the next round?” Kat asked in puzzlement she'd seen the episodes but soon for got most of the order of the alchemy exam due to being nervous.

 

“The Interview round.” Ed said looking up at Kat.

 

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ED: Looks like a good place to stop Lin I hope your happy see you guys later

 

Riley: R&R

 

ED: sugarcoated flames please