Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Full Metal Alchemist in a Nutshell ❯ Flashbacks ( Chapter 4 )

Howdy y'all!! It's another random chapter of Full Metal Alchemist in a Nutshell!! I for one, want to thank you for reading this far into the fanfiction. Thank you so much for liking it!! I'm beginning to notice that for a nutshell, this is very long. Ah well. I'll just merge some of the episodes together. I wish I can hurry up and get to some of the later episodes `cause I got a lot of good ideas while spacing out in my English, Spanish, and science classes. And sorry that this chapter took a while to put up. I got a lot of things to do like….staring into space, thinking about Full Metal Alchemist related thing, going on the Risembool Ranger forum, talking to fellow Rangers, and not doing my homework. It helps to listen to music while writing fanfics. Usually I listen to Ayumi Hamasaki, Vic Mignogna, or Nightwish. I'm like, obsessed over all of them, but Nightwish I know the most songs to. I have like, *counts* 28 Nightwish songs on my computer so far. Only 2 Vic Mignogna songs and 8 Ayumi Hamasaki songs, but I only like 3 of the Ayumi songs so far. Check them out if you haven't already. Ayumi's a japenese singer, and I got no idea what she's saying. Vic is a great singer, and the 2 songs I have, Brothers and Nothing I Won't Give has to do with Full Metal Alchemist / Ed and Al. Nightwish is kinda gothic. My friend thinks its emo music, but it's really a rock metal/ gothic metal band. Kinda hard to describe music. Right now, I'm listening to “Dark Chest of Wonders.” By Nightwish. Fav Nightwish song right now. Enough ramblings. Now for the disclaimer!

 

Disclaimer: This is the LAST time I'm doing the disclaimer. I mean it. I'm getting so tired of this. I don't own this, I don't own that. Geez! It's making me feel very….sad that I don't own stuff. I like to look at what I DO own, like the laptop I'm typing on right now, then the stuff I don't own, like Full Metal Alchemist and all the characters in it.

Pancakes. Which I also don't own. T.T But I do own waffles, which pwn the pancakes.

“Hey everyone. It's me, Alphonse Elric. I'm here to tell you what happened, and why I ended up in this armor body since they skipped explaining that part in episode 1.” Al said, waving to everyone.

“Hey Al, watcha doing?” Ed asked, walking over.

“Nii-san, I'm trying to do the commentary!”

“So? You interrupted me when I was doing my commentary on the 1st episode. Hey everyone.” Ed said, winking into the audience and smiling.

“WOOOOOOO!!!! WE LOVE YOU EDWARD!!! MARRY US!!!!! YEAH!!! YOUR HOT!!!!” Yelled the audience.

“See that Al? Fan-girls. Yeah, they love me.” Ed said, flipping his hair.

“Must you always brag?” Al said, folding his arms.

Ed smiled. “Yes.”

Al sighed. “Of course.”

“So, you gonna keep doing your commentart?” Ed asked Al.

“As soon as you leave, yeah.” Al said in a slightly annoyed tone.

Ed laughed. “Okay, see you later.” Ed said, winking at the audience again.

“ZOMG, ED JUST WINKED AT ME!! HE WINKED AT ME BITCH!! IDIOTS, HE WINKED AT ME!! JUST SHUT UP!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE EPISODE!!!! WELL, I'M TRYING TO SEE ED!!!I LOVE YOU ED!! I LOVE HIM MORE! SHUT UUUUP!! MAKE ME! DAMN YOU!! KYAAAAH!!!” The audience yelled, getting into a big fight as Ed left.

“Um…okay, back to the episode.” Al said, and the Screen faded. It faded back, showing the small town of Risembool. (or Rizenbul in the japenese dub)

“This is boring!!” A little girl said, holding a dog. It was Winry! But you don't know that yet because she hasn't had an appearance in the show yet. Until like…now.

Two boys were doodling on the floor. They were…Ed and Al when they were 6 and 5.

“Awwwww!!! Ed's soooooooooo cute!!” The audience squealed, then they saw Al. “Awwwwwwww!!!!!! Al's so cute!!” they squealed.

Yay, I have fan-girls!! Al thought, hopping up and down.

“Al? What the hell?” Ed asked.

“Nothing. Just wait a little bit more Winry.” Al said, sitting down again.

“There, all done.” Ed said, smiling. A large transmutation circle was on the floor.

“Watch this Winry.” Ed said.

“Hey, you said you were gonna give me a present! I don't want no lousy circle thingy.” Winry whined.

“We are gonna give you a present. We're gonna make it now.” Al said.

Ed and Al got sand or dirt out of nowhere and poured it onto the circle. They put their hands on the transmutation circle. Yellow glow comes from transmutation. “OOOO!!” Winry said.

The sand started twisting around, transmuting.

“YEEEEEEEKK!!!” Winry said, dropping her dog and covering her eyes. She started crying.

“Winry?” Al and Ed stopped transmuting, and went over to Winry. A doll lay on the ground, smiling and staring.

“That was our first transmutation. Making a doll.”

~Later that day~

Ed and Al sat outside of Winry's house.

“This is all Winry's fault.” Winry's dad said.

“Ed and Al were just making a present for you. They weren't trying to scare you.” Winry's mom said.

“I'm sorry about this.” Trisha Elric said.

“Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.” Pinako said, appearing out of nowhere and holding up a doll. “Ed and Al are blah blah blah etc. etc. and this doll is yadda yadda blah blah blah.”

“Uh…I don't know what you're saying.” Trisha said. “Hmm. Ed and Al shouldn't know any alchemy. Oh well.”

Back to Ed and Al. They look up, seeing their mom. They stand up.

They all walked home. Trisha looked through the Alchemy book. “When did you guys learn alchemy from Dad?” She asked, closing the book.

“How can we learn from someone who's never here?” Ed said.

“We read it in the book.” Al said.

“And you understood it?” Trisha asked in disbelief.

“Kinda.” Ed and Al said together.

“Did we do something bad?” Ed asked.

“Of course not! I'm proud of you. I'm gonna brag about you to all my friends.” Trisha said.

Ed and Al smiled at each other.

~So later that day that it was the next morning~

“Remember to put the books back where you got them from.”

“Okay!”

“And thank your Dad when he comes home.”

“Okay!”

“And don't go through that door over there.”

“Okay!!”

Ed and Al ran into their Dad's study. “Hey, look at this! Wow! And this!”

BANG! An avalanche of books fell on Ed and Al. Trisha sighed, covering her face with her hand.

A couple of clips past the screen including Al bragging that he was taller then Ed with Ed tearing, Trisha staring out a window, Al blushing as Ed makes fun if him for going tinkle in his bed, and Ed and Al half asleep while reading alchemy books. “Mom started staring out into a distance ever since our Dad went off to some business without telling us where he was going or when he'll be back.” Al explained.

“But after we started learning alchemy, she started to smile more, and would compliment us. So, we completely devoted ourselves to learning alchemy.” Al said as you see Ed and Al transmute some origami swan thingy.(I don't know why. Can't they just fold the paper themselves?) Trisha looks at them and smiles in slow motion.

~2 years later when Ed was an adorable 8 year old and Al was a cute 7 year old.~

“Mom! Mom! Look! Look!” Ed and Al shouted.

“What is it?” Trisha said, looking away from her laundry.

“See!” Ed said, holding up a little metal horse thingy-ma-bobber and smiling proudly.

“Nii-san made it!” Al said. “But I can still only make this one though.” Al said, holding up his not-as-perfect thingy-ma-bobber.

“That's incredible you two.” Trisha said, smiling. She picked up Ed's thingy-ma-bobber. “You are really his children.”

Ed and Al smiled. “Will Dad compliment us too?” Al asked.

Ed and Trisha's face fell. Trisha smiled again. “Yes. He will do that when he comes back.”

Al smiled. Ed grabbed his thingy-ma-jigger and ran off. “I'm going to Winry's house.” He called.

“Nii-san!” Al ran after him.

Trisha watched them leave, her face falling again.

Ed and Al sat on a hill, staring out at the distance. Al looked at Ed. “Nii-san, do you really hate Dad?” He asked.

“Of course I hate that bastard.” Ed said, hugging his knees. “Whenever we talk about him, Mom makes a weird face. I don't like that.”

“Sorry.” Al said, looking down.

Ed patted Al on the head, then stood up picking up his thingy-ma-jiggy. “Let's go to Winry's place.” He said.

~Later at Winry's house~

Winry is crying, her arms folded on the table and her face hidden.

“W-what do you mean?” Al asked.

“Like I said, Mom and Dad died.” Winry cried.

“But your parents are only doctors.” Ed said.

“Yes. That's why they had to leave the war to Ishbal…they died there.” Winry said.

Winry… that's like what happened to us and our dad so…” Al said, walking over to the table and placing his thingy-ma-jigger on the table near Winry.

“It's not the same!” Winry cried, whacking the thingy. It fell to the ground in an overly dramatic style. “They're dead! That means they can never come back! Your dad just ran out on you!” Winry yelled.

“That's not true.” Ed said, picking up Al's thingy-ma-thinger. “I read in this book about a thing called a Homunculus. It's like a doll with no soul. But maybe with alchemy…”

“Stop.” Pinako said. “You know that's forbidden. Alchemy isn't perfect. That's why auto-mail engineers like us exist.”

“Wrinkly old hag.” Ed mumbled.

“GYAAAAAAHHH!!!!” Ed and Al yelled as different tools and machinery were thrown at them. They ran out of the house, screaming.

Ed and Al slowly walked toward their house. “I feel sorry for Winry.” Al said.

Ed looked up seeing their mom. She smiled at them and waved. Ed ran to her, and hugged her crying. Al followed him.

“What's wrong, you two?” Trisha asked. “What's wrong Edward? You're a big boy now. You're too old for this.” She said, patting their heads as they cried.

“Awwwwwww.” The audience said, wiping away tears.

“Hey! You weren't supposed to show that clip!” Ed yelled at Al. “That like, totally destroys my manly image!”

Why do you think I showed it.Al thought. “Sorry Nii-san.” Al said.

~Another two years later when Ed is 10 and Al is 9~

“Al, you're too slow!” Ed called, running ahead and carrying a basket of food. They laughed as they ran, not knowing that their lives were about to change forever. (A/N: Okay, even though this is a parody, I don't really wanna mess up this part. It's just too sad, and I'll feel weird. So instead of twisting it, I'm gonna try be very poetic and descriptive. I'm probably gonna fail miserably though. If you don't like it, just skip this part until you see more bold text.)

“Sorry we're late mom!” Ed said, opening the door. He gasped.

Trisha lay on the ground. A basket lay on it's side next to her, its contents strewn forgotten on the cold wooden floor.

Ed dropped the basket, running to his fallen mother. Al followed suit. “Mom! Mom!” They called.

Trisha didn't respond, their calls unable to reach her. She lay there, gasping for breath, her face covered in sweat.

~Later that day~

“I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. She has had this sickness for years now, and never told anyone.” A doctor told Pinako. Pinako looked sadly at the house.

Trisha lay on the bed, gasping for breath. Strands of her hair stuck to her sweat covered face. Ed and Al sat next to her, hoping their mom would be alright. “Dear…” She said quietly. Ed winced.

~Even more later that day~

“These are all the letters addressed to him.” Ed said, putting his hand on the small pile of letters. “If we write letters to everyone here, explaining the situation, maybe….”

“Someone will know where Dad is and maybe he'll come home?” Al asked.

“I don't want him to come back! But it can't be helped… dammit.”

~That night~

The wind blew hard, making the trees sway and bend.

“There is money that your father left for us… I haven't used any of it. Use that, and live off it together.” Trisha said weakly from her bed, holding onto Ed and Al's hand. She squeezed gently on their hands.

“What are you talking about Mom?” Ed asked, smiling gently at her.

“Edward, can you transmute something for me?” Trisha asked, her voice faint. “Yes, a flower decoration would be nice.”

“What?” Ed asked.

“He…always…” Trisha whispered. Her ears faded from their usual bright green to a dark green. “…made them for me.” Trisha closed her eyes slowly and she drew her last breath. Her hand that was holding Ed and Al's hand loosened.

~Soon after~

A grave. Covered in bundles of white flowers. “Trisha Elric” It read. People looked at it, dressed in black. Al crying, hugging his knees. Ed stared at the grave, his fists clenched.

Everyone gradually left. In the afternoon, only Ed, Al, Winry, and Pinako left.

The sun set. Ed and Al were the only ones in the graveyard.

“Nii-san…” Al said, his voice wavering. “I'm hungry. I'm cold too.” Al looked up at his brother. “How are we ever going to live without her?”

“We're not. Al...let's bring Mom back.” Ed said, not turning his eyes away from his mother's grave.

Al looked at Ed, tears still running down his face. (A/N: Okay, that wasn't really descriptive. There was barely anything to describe anyway. Usually, I'm good at this kinda stuff. But, now I'm back to twisting FMA around. XD)

~Some other time that's probably the next day~

“Look, his equations!” Ed said. Ed and Al sat in the room that was strictly forbidden, but who's gonna stop them now? “I don't understand the details, but there's stuff about human transmutation written here. If we can just figure it out…”

“But…it says that human transmutation is forbidden. Maybe this is a bad idea.” Al said.

“No it's not! Anyone would be happy if a dead person was brought back to life. Everyone who tried it failed, so the adults banned it because they couldn't do it.” Ed said. “If you, Mom, and I could live a happy life again, I'm sure Mom would love it too.

“I still think this is a bad idea. Maybe we should ask Dad first.” Al said.

“Mom died because of him! Mom was waiting for him, but he didn't even come to her funeral. If this is something he couldn't do, then I'll make sure I can do it.” Ed said, clenching his fists.

“So after that, we found a teacher to train us. Then, that day when we got back…” Al said.

“Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 20 kilograms. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kilograms.” Ed said.

“Phosphorus, 800 grams. Salt, 250 grams. Niter, 100 grams. Fluorine, 7.5 grams. Iron, 5 grams. Silicon, 3 grams.” Al said.

“These are the elements that make up one adult human body. And this is the construction equation. We will call back Mom's spirit, and bind it to the body.” Ed said.

“Nii-san, will this really work?” Al asked.

“It's too late for that, Al.” Ed said.

“But what if we fail and end up in a having our soul in suit of armor or having to get auto-mail?” Al asked, looking worried.

“Idiot, that's won't happen. The theory's perfect.” Ed insisted.

“But alchemy is done with equivalent exchange right? We have the materials for the body… but what are we gonna use to transmute Mom's soul?” Al asked.

“Give me your finger.” Ed said, pulling out a knife from nowhere. He cut Al's finger, then cut his, wincing. “This will be the soul's information.” Ed said, holding out his bleeding finger. Al copied him. Drops of their blood fell onto the pile of elements in an over dramatic fashion. “Let's do this Al.”

And we now see a view of outside. It's raining hard, and everything's dark. Oh, look. It's some guy wearing black with a goofy hat. Hey, that rhymes! Well, anyway, the guy says to himself “Risembool Village, eh?”

Back to the Elric brothers. They had just started transmuting. And you know what happens next. Al's body disappears with a white glow, Ed reaching desperately to Al, but fails. “The last thing I remember seeing was Nii-san's left leg being decomposed and disappearing. And…” ( How fair is that? Ed's the one who insisted on bringing his Mom back, yet Al paid the ultimate price. Shouldn't it be the opposite way around? Though, I'm not complaining, I can't imagine nor want a canned Ed. *shudders*)

Everything goes black. A small light fades on, and the room lights up. White mist covers the floor and fills the air. Al sat up. He gasped, seeing his armor body. He looks at his hand. “What the…” He looks up, seeing Ed. He gasped again.

“Sorry…Al.” Ed said, quietly, his right arm gone. Where it used to be was bleeding, and he covered the wound up as best as he can with his left hand.

“Nii-san!” Al said, standing up. He ran over to him, and picked him up gently. “Nii-san, what happened to me? And…your arm…”

“All I could do…was sacrifice my right arm… and bind your soul to some armor.” Ed said, panting.

“Nii-san…” Al said quietly. I want to say `I told you so but…' Al thought. Ed winced in pain. “What…what happened to Mom?”

“Don't look…she wasn't human…” Ed said. Al, of course, looks. He gasps, seeing an unconscious guy on the ground. (A/N: When I started the nutshell, I made the failed human transmutation Michael Jackson. Cause, he totally looks like a failed human transmutation. *shudders* But later on, when I was watching episode 49, I realized that I completely forgot about Sloth. *sweatdrop* Ugh, getting confuzzled. @.@ Then I remembered about the whole, eating the red stone thing, so its all good.)

“Ewwww. But…why? You're theory should've been perfect.” Al said.

“My theory wasn't wrong. We were…the ones that were wrong.” Ed said quietly before losing consiousness. (A/N: I must be annoying you with these notes aren't I? Well, anyway, I don't get why he said that. Cause, later in the anime/manga, it says that no one could make a human transmutation or something like that. They didn't do anything wrong or was the wrong thing or something. Now, I'm really confused. @.@)

~A short period of time later~

“Please… please help Nii-san!” Al said, his armor covered in Ed's blood. He held Ed in his arms. He stood in Winry's doorway.

“Al…is that you?” Winry said. Pinako gasped and looked at him.

~More time later. These time skips are getting annoying~

“You two came back from your training? So, what happened?” Winry asked him. Ed lay on the bed, bandaged.

“Don't tell me you tried to bring back your mother.” Pinako said.

“I see.” Said a guy who just rudely barged into the house. It was the guy in the hat from before. “That was the light of a human transmutation. I've never seen such a strong transmutation reaction before. Excuse me.” He said, pulling out a pocket watch.

“A State Alchemist?” Al asked. (A/N: This one will be fast. I mostly have the Japanese dub with subtitles, which I hate cause the voices suck and I'd rather hear Vic Mignogna then the other guy who's name I cam't remember, and at first, they call them National Alchemists. Also, in the beginning, when Ed loses his leg, before he sees the blob thingy, he cried “No! They took my arm!” Hello!! It's clearly a leg that's missing! That wasn't as fast as I thought, I apologize.)

“And what do you want?” Pinako asked coldly. “As you can see, these two are severely wounded.”

“I got this letter.” He said, holding up a letter.

“That's one of the letters Nii-san wrote.” Al said.

“We've also been searching for your father, Hohenhiem.” He said.

“Their father is still missing.” Pinako said. “Someone's hurt. You don't have to go home, but ya gotta get the hell outta here..”

“If he lives after performing a human transmutation, then maybe I could use him…” He said. “He might be able to be a great State Alchemist.”

“Didn't you hear me?! Get out!” Pinako said.

He turned, walking slowly toward the door. “I am the State Alchemist, Lieutenant Colonel, Roy Mustang. Go to Central City.” Roy said, opening the door and leaving.

~That morning~

Winry walked into Ed's room, carrying a bowl of water and a cloth. She placed the damp cloth on Ed's head. She sighed, turning around and seeing Al. “Oooo.” She said, looking up at him. She patted his shoulder, rubbed his leg, and sat on him.

“Um…good morning Winry.” Al said.

“Ack!” Winry jumped back. “Al! You're awake! I'm sorry.” She said

~Yet another time skip~

“Auntie, there's some money at our house.” Ed said as Pinako rebandaged him.

“Stupid, don't worry about money.”

“That's not what I meant. Give me auto-mail with that money. I'm gonna see that Roy guy, and become a State Alchemist. I need an arm and leg to do that right?” Ed said.

“You were listening to that?” Pinako asked.

“I heard from our teacher that if I can become a State Alchemist, I can read the rare documents the military are in charge of, and I'll get funds to conduct any research I want.”

“Ed…are you still…” Pinako said.

~Time skip to an unknown time period. o.O~

Loud bangs can be heard as Winry and Pinako work on Ed's auto-mail. “Bear with us. This is the best auto-mail we've ever made.” Winry said.

Ed clenched his teeth, suppressing the pain. Al opened the door slowly, trying to get in.

“Al, go away! Don't come in!” Winry said. Al quickly closed the door.

“Wow Ed, I'm surprised. Even adults would scream and cry in pain. We're connecting each nerve to the machinery, after all.” Pinako said, wiping her forehead.

“Dammit, what are you blabbing about?! This hurts like hell!!” Ed said loudly. “But it's nothing…compared to how Al's feeling right now…..” Ed said as you see Al sitting outside the door, sad and alone.

~And then…..there was another time skip cause they just can't stand being in the same time period for more then 5 minutues.~

Al's outside, practicing his martial arts skills, kicking and punching at the air. He stopped, looking to the side. “Let's do what we used to.” Al said. “Nii-san.”

Ed walked toward him. “Great, the start of another pointless scene that has nothing to do with the plot of the show.” Ed said sighing. “Well anyway…”

Al sighed, if he can sigh as a suit of armor. “Nii-san, can't you just say the line? Is it really that hard?” He asked.

“Shut up! It's not like I have a choice! I'm not writing this!” Ed said, annoyed. “So anyway, you think you can beat me in that body?”

“I'm not gonna lose to an auto-mail.” Al said.

Ed smirked, taking his hands out of his pocket. He quickly punched at Al.

(Okay, totally pointless fighting scene I don't really feel like typing about `cause I'm like tired. So anyway, Ed and Al talk as they're fighting which is so totally weird, while the music from Brothers is heard in the backround. Don't ask me, ask the scriptwriters.)

“Nii-san, you really gonna be a State Alchemist?”

“I dunno. Might as well try. Got nuttin better to do.”

“Don't. This will just make more pointless episodes.”

“Well too bad. I've already decided.”

“Then I wanna be one too!”

“You can't. So, HA!”

“Meanie. Okay, topic change. Nii-san, you still gonna try and transmute Mom?”

“…………..”

“You said that we were wrong right?”

“…………..”

“Say something dammit!!”

Al punched at Ed. Ed jumped out of the way, and Al crashed onto the ground in a very comical way. Ed landed on the ground, looking very hot for an 11 year old.

“I'm gonna be a State Alchemist. And I'm gonna find out how to bring back your arm and leg.” Al said, standing up.

“Don't worry about that stuff.” Ed said.

“But it's my fault! If I just tried to stop you…. You wouldn't have lost your leg! And you even sacrificed your arm to put my soul in this armor…..”

Ed kicked Al very hard in the face. “Ow! Owowowowowow!!!” Ed said, holding his foot and holding on the other one.

Al gasped as he flew through the air, falling into the lake. (which was very dangerous, `cause what if the water splashed against Al's blood seal? Exactly. But then again, you don't know about the blood seal yet. At least, your not supposed to. *shifty eyes*)

“You idiot……what are you supposed to do in that body?” Ed said, fishing Al out of the lake.

“Nii-san….” Al said quietly.

“I'll find a way to get your original body back.”

“So, you've given up on Mom?”

“Duh! If we try and bring her back, no telling what would happen.” Ed said. “Also…..I don't want to lose you.” Ed said.

“YAY!” Shouted the Elricest fans that were hidden in the audience. The fangirls stared at them, and proceeded to beat them to a pulp.

“I'm gonna come too.” Al said, ignoring the audience members.

“Huh? Why?” Ed asked.

“'Cause you slack off when I'm not there.” Al said a matter of factly.

“Damn….” Ed muttered.

“And…..I never want to be separated from you.” Al said.

“YAY!” The Elricest fans shouted again in their pulpy states. The fangirls looked at each other, then the Elricest fans and started beating the crap out of them.

And…oh look! Winry, Pinako and Den who has auto-mail for `unknown reasons' are spying on Ed and Al. The nerve of some people…

~And now, time skip!~

Fire! Let's watch the Elric house burn! YAY!

The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! To hell with water, let it burn!

The Elric house is burning, burning down to the ground.

Alchemy books are burning. Guess you can't learn from those books anymore.

The window explodes glass and fire. Heh heh heh.

Ed throws yet another burning branch in the massive fireball that used to be his house. Very dangerous kids! Do not, I repeat do NOT try this at home. That is, if you still want your home.

The smoke from the fire flies up into the sky, polluting everything in sight.

Ed and Al stand there, watching the house burn, which is also dangerous because they might catch on fire.

Yay! Close up on Ed's face! Awwwww, he's so cute! …….excuse my fangirlism, but I am indeed…..a fangirl. A big one in fact. So, wait as I gaze on Ed's very hot face.

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A bedroom is burning, wood from the ceiling collapsing.

“Even though we're trying to get back out original bodies, we are still seeking human transmutation, which is taboo. And if we fail….again, we might just poof! Disappear forever. We're not even sure if we will get punished with something even worse then that. But we can't go back. So we burned down our house the day we left.” Al said as all this is going on.

Ed and Al slowly walk away from the house, Ed 11 and Al 10.

Yay! Another close up of Ed's face! Awwwwww!!!!!!!! Bishiness!!! *fangirl squeal*

Audience is crying. “WAAAAAAAHHH!!! THE EPISODE'S OVER! EDDY-KUN! NOOOOO!!!!” They cried, the bodyguard peoples pushing them out.

FINALLY!!!!! I'm finally done! So happy! It took me soooooo long to get this chapter done! Now….I can start on the next chapter! Yay! Random thing, on Monday (writing this part on a Thursday) I'm gonna dress up as a hippie for theater arts! Then, I'm gonna stay a hippie and freak out my history teacher! YAYS! AND, I mosrly have japenese subtitled episodes and I HATE the Vas. Especially Ed's. He sounds SO unsexy! *shot* Unlike my fangirlyness but its true. Vic is a lot sexier with his voice then Mr. Namethatisnotimportant.

Ok, preview for the next chapter. Ahem. *clears throat* Ed and Al will be traveling to the fabulous town of No name whatsoeva! Where they will meet a girl named Clause *snicker* and some old dude. And……ZOMG ZOMBIES!!! Some dead chick is like, coming back to life and killing the villagers. Or….is she? *shifty eyes* Find out in the next chapter!

And like, everytime you don't review….um…….*takes deep breath* Some kids Mom will suddenly die from an unknown reason and they try and bring her back resulting in failure and one of them will be trapped in a suit of armor while the others just have to get auto-mail and they will have to be all angst for most of their lives while they try and find a way to get their original bodies back. *gasps for breath* So, for the love of something loveable, spare those pathetic kids (not referring to Ed and Al) please review.