Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Golden Tiger Eyes ❯ Disclaimer ( Chapter 3 )

Right, this is the first time I've done a self-insertion fanfic, so don't throw rocks at me until I tell you to. It's quite rude to throw rocks, so I'd prefer to throw oranges AND rocks. Pretty cool, huh?

Anyways, in this story, you, the reader, are a character who specializes in making potions and such. I'm naming the character Krow just because I can. You hear me? Just. Because. I. Bloody. Can. Great, glad we're on the same page. Happiness makes the world go round, and what goes around comes around… right? Or was it money that made the world go round? If I had to say, I'd say kiwi makes the world go round. I mean, it's very yummy, and fuzzy on the outside, and just… really tasty! ^-^

Anyways, we're getting off the subject. I don't own Full Metal Alchemist or anything like that, so now you can sue me. Too bad, so sad. Ha ha.

Yeah… I am now proud to present Golden Tiger Eyes, by yours truly. Enjoy and bon voyage!