Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Green Eyed Monster ❯ Chapter 12 ( Chapter 12 )

Green Eyed Monster

 

 

By Mija

 

 

Disclaimer~nope do not own FMA or any of its charactors, and yes this can be considered an AU sort of fic....yes my spelling and grammer suck, this I know so please bare wif me k? I know its been a bit since ive updated but been having RL problems so I am trying k? Anyhow lets hope this chapter will be to par with the rest and you all enjoy it..ty for your reviews and kind words and help, much appreciation, Mija.

 

 

Chapter 12

 

 

 

~~~When Roy got to his office the next morning he was not in a very good mood. This was noticed by his men and many others who had passed him by once he entered HQ. His brows were furrowed in a glare, his lips tight and thin lined and his eyes darker and far more scarier than anyone had seen in a LONG time. It was usually a look Mustang reserved for those he was about to fry to a crisp. So no one really wanted to get in his way. The only one who dared was Hawkeye, but then again she was used to almost ALL his moods and if push came to shove she could defend herself against a man she admired greatly, not that he would ever hurt any of his staff, men or women. And Hawkeye knew this well, so she wasnt affraid, but she wasnt stupid either, she was not going to push her luck with him in this sort of mood. But they had work to do.

 

"Luitenant General?"

 

"What is it Hawkeye?" Roy replied as he put his coat away and went to his desk and sat down on his huge chair. His voice was even but you could hear a tint of bite in it as well.

 

"General Grady called and asked that your appointment with him be rescheculed for Wednesday at 2 sir."

 

"Not a problem...anything else?"

 

"You have several more piles of paperwork waiting for your signature sir."

 

"As usual...anything else?" Roy stated as he started on his paper work with out complaint, not even looking up at Hawkeye.

 

"No sir." Riza replied with a salute and a sigh.

 

"Dismissed then." Roy flat out stated. Hawkeye saluted again and left without a word. Best to let the Luitenant General cool down some. When she got back to her desk she was suprised to see Edward walking down the hallway towards the office.

 

"Ed? What are you doing here? Arent you still on leave?"

 

"Ya but Havoc called me and told me I have some mesages and letters and a package that was delivered here and that I need to come get it." replied FullMetal stiffling a yawn. He had hoped he would sleep in, but Havoc had insisted he come in now. Ed didnt know why, it wasnt like he couldnt pick up the stuff later, nothing sounded urgent. But Havoc had insisted and Ed owed him for the outfit and hooking him up with Charise. Just as Ed plopped down on a chair Havoc came out of the filling room.

 

"Hey boss..hows it going?" Havoc asked good naturedly, but the grin on his face puzzled Ed.

 

"What the hell was so damn important that you needed me down here this early on my leave Havoc?" Ed asked, cutting right to the gist of things. Havoc grinned wider and almost ran to his desk, where he picked up a huge stack of what looked like letters, notes and one small box. He walked over to Ed and plopped them down in front of him.

 

~~~Ed grabbed the messages first and read one, then another, then another, and another, each one making his brows lower into a confussed little frown. There was about 15 messages and Ed was a bit confussed. Basicly all of them were names he had never heard of before, with phone numbers on them.

 

"What the hell are these Havoc?" Ed asked with a frown. Havoc grinned wider, almost in glee.

 

"There from ladies." Havoc replied with a wink and a grin, and Ed just looked at him waiting for further explanations, but non came.

 

"I can see that by the names on the notes, but who are they and what do they want? I dont recognize any of these names." replied Ed with a frustrated growl.

 

"The phone's been ringing off the hook all morning boss...seems like the ladies have found themselves the cock of the walk so to speak and are eager to meet you...and hopefully get a date with you." Havoc explained. Ed looked confussed.

 

"All these messages are from women I have never met before and want dates with me?" Ed asked, he was still having a bit of trouble with what Havoc was saying.

 

"Yup...in fact..." Havoc lowered his voice almost conspirotory like and grinned at him as he added.

 

"You have more messages than the Luitenant General..its seems like you are now the new Roy Mustang around these parts." Havoc stated and had the ever present silly grin on his face. Ed just scowled.

 

"I am NOT like that shit head ex colonel." Ed replied with a large growl and frown.

 

"And I dont want these." Ed stated as he threw the messages in a near by waste basket.

 

"I dont know these women and I dont do the blind date thing either..when and if I want a date I can fuckin find my own." he added as he sorted through a few letters and looked at the small box but didnt open it just yet.

 

"Speaking of..you must of made one hell of impression with Charise last night, she couldnt stop talking about you."

 

"What..we went to a movie, grabbed some dinner and then went to her place for some coffee..it was nice, we talked and got to know each other some..but it was nothing fancy or noteworthy." Ed replied offhandedly, grabbing the box and begining to open it.

 

"Well the sex must of been really great cause she couldnt stop talking about you on the phone this morning..I didnt write the message but she said to call her." added Havoc. Hawkeye just sat there listening as she did her paperwork. She had a little frown on her brow. It was still hard to see Ed all grown up..hearing sex and Ed in the same sentences made her feel protective and want to hunt this Charise woman down and give her the third degree.

 

"We didnt have sex..not that its any of your damn business." Ed growled opening the box to see some naughty sex toys in there...he was sure he saw a glow in the dark dildo, some eadible undies, and anal beads before he slammed the lid shut and tossed the box under the table and pushed them out of site.

 

"Oh ya...I think Charise sent that box to you as well...what was in it?" Havoc asked, curious at the look on Ed's face and the way he had slammed the lid shut and hid it away from prying eyes.

 

"None of your damn business!" Ed shouted.

 

"Boss?" Havoc began, his face screwed up in a confussed sort of look.

 

"What?" Ed asked, his tone telling Havoc to tread lightly, his patience was waning thin.

 

"I dont get it...I mean Charise is a great gal and everything and by the way she was gushing about you this morning..well...to be blunt how could there have been NO sex? I mean I know Charise wouldnt of had a problem with it..so what happened?" Havoc asked and Ed's eye twitched.

 

"Why is this any of your damn fucking business Havoc?" Ed asked, his voice dangerously low, his eye still twitching.

 

"Its not really...its just...well come on boss ya owe me for the maid thing and all..." Havoc replied with one brow waggling up in down in a 'come on boss please' sort of look. Ed sighed.

 

"Look..Im gonna say this once and thats it ok? First off...I dont take people to bed on the first date...I have to know some one a little better before I take them to bed or they take me to theirs..I just dont go picking up on women or men for a night to just fuck em..not since I was 16 anyway...I dont know who they've been with and they dont know who Ive been with..what sort of person I am or what sort of person they are...Im carefull about the people I sleep with..satisfied?" Ed stated in a huff, crossing his arms and glaring at Havoc, daring him to critisize his logic.

 

"But..but..what about...Russel?" Havoc asked with confussion. He knew Ed had just seen Russel Tringham that very day and that they had slept together the very same day.

 

"Again non of your damn business, but I'll tell you anyway...as for Russel Ive known him since I was like 15 years old...I know him..Ive been with him before...so thats diffrent..got it..."

 

"So your saying that if you know that person...lets say...you and Fury?? since youve known each other for years it would be ok to take him to bed on the first date? Or Hawkeye for that matter?" Havoc asked, earning him a deadly glare from both Hawkeye and FullMetal. He put his hands in the air and backed up a bit.

 

"Hey hey I was just using that as an example..not like it would ever happen.." Havoc stated in a hurried voice, sweating as he looked at the hand that twitched close to her hostered gun.

 

"First of all??? Hawkeye's like my big sister you sicko...and as for Fury? well never thought of him like that, hes a friend...but for fucking arguments sake..yes..they are exceptions because I DO know them well...so if we both agreed to fuck each other senseless then yes there would be no problem with me on that score..are we done with the fuckin third degree now Havoc? Is that all you want to know about my freakin personal life?" Ed asked through gritted teeth and a vain popped out and pulsing in his forehead.

 

"Got it Boss." Havoc replied going back to his desk and not asking anything more. Already Hawkeye looked like she was about to fill him with lead and Ed looked about ready to transmute him into something particularly nasty.

 

~~~No one noticed that the door to Mustangs office had been open a bit and that he had pretty much heard everything. Roy had a headache. He was in a foul mood to begin with and he had not needed to hear all that shit. FullMetal had invaded his dreams last night and although he would never admit it in a thousand yeards, Mustang had woken up with his first wet dream since he was 12 years old for fucks sake. Thats what pretty much had him in his mood this morning. He blamed Ed for it of course. After the show he put on for him yesterday..torturing him like the evil little bastard he was. He had not wanted to see, hear or think of FullMetal for the entire day..and there he'd come..right on the heels of Mustangs own arrival. He had not wanted to hear the boys voice, then to hear all the shit that proceeded FullMetals coming, had just made matters worse. So Ed was now the new Roy Mustang in Central was he? He had women calling him left and right all morning did he? But he didnt sleep with women on the first date? Oh how noble of him. Roy thought sourly. But he had no problem with fucking someone he'd known for years huh? Mustangs head wanted to explode. He didnt need to know this stuff, really he didnt. He hadnt wanted to be anywhere near FullMetal AT ALL that day. But fate really liked to fuck with him. (Did I mention Roy is in a bad mood?..hehe) He got up from his desk and slammed the door the rest of the way shut. He didnt see everyone in the outter office jump in surprise when they heard it. Havoc looked ill. He hadnt known that the office door had been open or he wouldnt of ever said anything to Ed in the first place. Riza just sighed and went back to work, and Ed? Well Ed looked at the door at first surprised, then slowly a grin grew on his face and he got up and waved goodbye as he grabbed his letters and left for the inn. He forgot all about the box he left tucked under the table.

 

 

 

 

A/N~yes not a very action filled chapter...sigh...I am dissappointed in it, but hopefully the next wont be so sucky..anyhow hope you enjoy it on some level. I wanted to get out a bit about Ed's sexual nature..yes hes a playboy but hes not stupid either..hes carefull about his partners...but wasnt sure how to really go about introducing that bit into the story..hope this was a satisfactory way...and hmmmm whose gonna find the naughty little toys Ed forgot under the table??? lol...till next chap yall be well safe and happy, much huggles and smiles Mija...:-)