Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ Green Eyed Monster ❯ Chapter 11 ( Chapter 11 )

Green Eyed Monster

 

 

By Mija

 

 

Disclaimer~dont own em so no suing me k?? anyhow, yessss..sadly my spelling and grammer totally sucks...its truelly a sad thing, but when my beta gets all my chapters up and edited and nice and pretty it should be better, till then I hope ya dont really mind much, since although the spelling and junk suck, you can understand it right?? hopefully..lol..anyhow ty all for your wonderfull reviews and input, if this chap sucks well it is my birthday and have been drinking a bit sooo umm well it might suck, but maybe not lol, hopefully not lol, anyhow enjoy, hopefully...lol...much huggles and smiles Mija..:-) btw yes as I reread the last chap I found myself thinking 'damn that was a bit way to sappy' forgive me k? and ummm Death??? dont rip my arm off and stuff k?? then I wouldnt be able to update..and the evil monkey in the closet thingy??? reminded me of alot of Family Guy it made me laugh not scared lmaoo just wanted to let ya know lol, anyhow, on wif the fic..

 

 

Chapter 11

 

 

 

~~~Ed walked down the hallway with his head held up high. To say he wasnt nervouse was to tell a lie. He was nervous as fuck. But he was ok. This was new of course for him, but as he walked and thought of what cracks the guys and others would say, he mentally came up with responses and told himself over and over again that it wasnt personal, or mean but funning and it was. This made it easier of course, but damn if it wasnt hard to go walking down the hallway with his coat drapped over his arm, as he pretty much stomped in his boots down the hall wearing such a skimpy and hellish outfit. Thigh high fish net stockings..tied off by black and white garter belts, that felt like they were cutting off leg circulation. The outfit it self was odd. It was short as hell, all he had to do was bend over just a bit and you could see up his ass and all else not covered, it reached to about mid thigh and had a white peticoat sort of thingy underneath the black skirt, giving that ruffles and school girl prom dress sort of look. Then you had the small skimpy white apron over the puffy shoulder black dress which seemed to droop down his shoulders and hang from his arms with a come hither sort of look. Then to add to it there was the maid crown, as he had dubbed it. A little white and black number that fit ontop of his head and let his hair cascade and curl around him, and made the outfit some how fit.

 

~~~But what he hated the most? Well it had to be the damn feather duster in his pocket. It was part of the outfit and appearantly something that would be needed. If he knew Mustang, the bastard would take pleasure seeing him dust his crusty ole office. But Ed was looking foward to it. The bastard had made this mess and he was going to pay for it. Oh ya. He was going to give Mustang such a heart attack, or at least a major hard on, that it would drive him crazy. His ex colonel would regret the day he messed with Edward Elric.

 

~~~When he hit the outter offices and entered he saw the looks on the guys faces...he barely caught the sight of Hawkeye entering and sitting down as the guys made wolfish whistles and howls. Then as expected came the taunts...

 

"Whooo hooooooo..look at that fine peice of female meat." said Breda with a laugh.

 

"Oh my God boss if I had known you looked THAT good..would of asked you out a loooong time ago." added Havoc. Fury looked, then blushed and didnt say a word, not that Ed really expected him to. Farman just grinned wickedly and whistled.

 

"Ed? If Mustand dont take ya...I just might." Farman added with a grin.

 

"Sorry Farman but you aint my type and as for the rest of ya??? your just jealouse...you WISH you could look as good as I do in this...or anything else for that matter...Dont hate..." Ed smirked and the guys just chocked as they tried to come up with a reply and not laugh at the same time. How could they counter that really? Ed DID look good and he seemed to have no shame in showing up like that. Thier insults were not working and if it had been them?? Hell they would have chickened out. Not Ed though. It wasnt his style and for that they admired him, but still couldnt help but tease the boy.

 

"Who could hate?? Me like....ALOT." replied Havoc with a wolfish whistle and a grin that made Ed blush.

 

"Perv." Ed replied and grinned silly, as he put his hand on the door nob to Mustangs inner sanctum and pushed it open.

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~~~Mustang had heard the wolf whistles and the catcalls so to speak and knew that it had to be FullMetal. He had done it. He had showed up and by the sounds of it, he had worn the outfit. How come Riza hadnt talked him out of it? Damn he was sooo not in the mood to get shot, but hell it might be worth it just to see Ed in a Maid's outfit for just one moment. He heard muffled voices, one he knew was FullMetal's and alot of laughter, he wished he could hear what they were saying, but from the sound of it, it didnt sound like Ed was totally pissed and would transmute his butt into a desk wieght. But one never knew with FullMetal.

 

~~~Mustang pretty much pretended to be working on paper work when the door swung open. He didnt bother to look up and heard the door close, it didnt bang, but it was louder than just a door being closed. Hmmmm. Hard to tell Edwards mood by this. FullMetal usually kicked his way in Mustangs office and slammed his way out. So Mustang was unsure how to gage Ed's mood. But as much as he wanted to, he still couldnt look up.

 

"Well bastard Colonel?" came Ed's husky voice, a tad peeved but not really all that bad Roy mused. Roy put on a relaxed face and took a deep breath before looking up.

 

"Must I remind you FullMetal, that I am no longer a colonel but Luitenant General?" came Mustangs voice, smooth and without much emotion, although he was fighting hard not to let his mouth gape open and start panting like a dog in heat. Oh hell. Ed looked GOOD. Fuck he looked better than good, he looked...sooo Fuckable.

 

"Ya ya I know I know but your still a bastard." came Ed's snort as he turned and hung up his jacket on the coat rack by the door. Roy almost chocked at the site of Ed from behind. If he hadnt been the man he was, hed be drooling at the site of Ed's ass cheeks just barely visable from the short hem line of that damn ruffly skirt. And the boy was wearing white lace panties. Well Fuck. When Ed did something, he did it full hilt didnt he?

 

"Quit starin at my ass you perv." Ed shot out with a bit of amusement, as he was still turned from Mustang, but his head cocked sideways to look at Commanding Officer. Ed wanted to grin evily, wanted to jump in the air and shout..'GOTTCHA BASTARD!' but of course refrained from that, it wouldnt do for Mustang to know too early on how much Ed was going to torture him.

 

"Really FullMetal...why on earth would I be LOOKING at YOUR ass?" Roy replied smoothly, hiding the fact that he had been busted looking at Edward Elrics firm tight little ass. Oh shit. Maybe Roy had made a huge mistake when he had told Edward to wear a maids outfit. Barely a minute in and he was harder than a rock just looking at Ed.

 

"Whatever...soo boss what do you want me to do for you?" Ed asked, of course Mustangs mind went to the gutter and thought of all the naughty things he soo wanted Edward to do to him and he to him. Bad Roy, Bad Roy. Mustang scolded mentally as he saw Ed whip out a feather duster and looked at Roy with boredom. Of course while Roy was thinking of what he could do with that duster, he was sure Ed was thinking of the bet and what he needed to do around the office as in WORK, not PLAY. Mustang told himself.

 

"Well since you got the duster out, why dont you start dusting FullMetal, and dont forget to get every inch of my office while your at it, even the top of the bookshelves if you will." Mustang stated with calmness, although underneath his desk, his uniform pants were tented and he was in a bit of pain from the hardness. He watched Edward look up at the floor to almost ceiling book shelves and glared daggers at Mustang. Even though he wasnt short, he was going to have to get a step ladder to reach the top of the damn shelves. And Mustang knew it.

 

"Bastard." was all Ed said as he walked out of the office and came back a few moments later with said step ladder. But before he started working he turned to Mustang.

 

"How long am I supposed to work for you today?" he asked.

 

"I guess till lunch time will surfice, I wouldnt want you too traumatized by having you in that get up for the entire day." replied Mustang, although he wouldnt mind watching FullMetal in that get all day, but then again, he'd rather see him out of it and bent over his desk even better.

 

"How generous of you...soo after the dusting what else do you want me to do? Might as well get my duties over with now so I dont have to keep interrupting you after each task." replied Ed with biting sarcasm.

 

"How GENEROUS of you..." Mustang shot back with a grin as Ed scowled at having his own words thrown back at him.

 

"Just clean up, dust, sweep, polish the furniture and make yourself usefull till lunchtime..is that acceptable?"

 

"Ya whatever.." Ed replied as he got ready to do his so called work.

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~~~By the time lunch time finally rolled around Roy was about ready to tear his hair out. That or send one FullMetal up in a huge fire ball. He could swear that the little bastard knew exactly what he had been doing to him for the past few hours. He could just almost see the smirk in those golden orbs of his, the grin on those full pink lips of his when ever he bit into them with his upper teeth as he bent into his work, and he did mean BENT. It seemed like Ed took every oppurtunity he had to bend over and give Mustang a good view of his tight little ass incased in those lacy panties of his. The lace riding up high and showing off alot of flesh of those firm ass cheeks of his. It had started right off. When Ed had climbed the ladder to dust the shelves he seemed to stretch out and bend just a little, even when it didnt look like he really needed to, to get to the top of the shelves to dust. After some long torturous time of being unable to look away from Ed dusting, Ed had finished that and then just got worse. He dusted all around Mustang, seemingly trying to stay out of his way, but he often got close and Roy would close his eyes and bit his lip when the ruffles of that short skirt brushed up against any part of his body.

 

~~~Ed dusted. He seemed to get into his work and began to hum some odd tune he had never heard before but sounded nice coming from deep within Ed's throat, making Roy wonder how it would feel to have Ed hum that tune as he had his cock down his throat. Roy was hard, he was aching and he was trying his damndest to keep control and look totally unaffected by Edwards presumable innocent actions. Although if Roy were to bet, he would put all he had on the fact that Edward knew EXACTLY what he was doing to him. The little shit. Didnt he know how close he was coming to just grabbing the boy and fucking him senseless? Probably.

 

~~~Then there was all the bending he did to straighten up things on the tables and desks, then the times he dumped the waste baskets, and for the love of God there was the polishing, most of the furniture was of course lower to the ground and Ed had to bend over each peice as he dusted and grunted when he wiped extra hard to get a spot out or something and all Roy could do was bite down harder on his lip and hope to all the was holy that Lunch time would hurry and come about. He didnt know how much longer he could deal with a scantilly glad FullMetal in his office, doing his best to make him hurt painfully with the biggest erection Mustang had ever had in his entire life. And he COULDNT do anything about IT!

 

~~~So when the clock struck the noon hour Roy let out a sigh of relief, he hadnt known he was holding. Ed looked at him and scowled.

 

"What the hell are YOU sighing for? its not like YOU were doing any of the hard work." Ed groused, but mentally he was grinning from ear to ear. He knew exactly why Roy was sweating, literally, and why he was sighing in relief. He had did everything in his power to make every move a bit sensual and sexy as hell, as he still managed to look like he wasnt and was just working. The few times he had passed behind Mustangs back he had caught a glimpse or two of tented pants and Ed was impressed by the size of said tent. So Mustang was hard was he? Well thats what he got for playing games like this and trying to humiliate him. HA! Not that Ed wasnt feeling a bit horney as well. Hell who wouldnt be? He'd always been attracted to Mustang and knowing the man was sporting a huge hard on under that huge desk of his without a way to release the pressure was sexier than all get out. But he wasnt ready to let Mustang off the hook. He had offered Mustang a way to get him in bed, yet Mustang chose to humiliate him instead, well then the bastard would get what he wanted, and that was for Ed NOT to give in to the sneaky bastard.

 

"It may not LOOK like work to you FullMetal, but what the hell do you think I do all day? Sit behind this desk and day dream all day? Filling out paper work IS work.." Roy snapped. And Ed did his best not to grin. Oh he had gotten to Mustang good, and he couldnt help but feel a bit of pride in that.

 

"Its lunch time FullMetal...your dissmissed." Roy said, in a more even tone, the one that held no hint of any emotion what so ever, the one Ed hated THEE most. But pay back was a bitch wasnt it? So Ed grinned.

 

"Ya and its about time I get the hell out of this stupid outfit and change...gotta get this outfit off and ready for tonight." Ed replied. Roy cocked an eyebrow, curious.

 

"Tonight? You plan on wearing that outfit around town?" Roy asked, his voice unbelieving and skeptical.

 

"Hell NO!...but have to return it to Charise, Havoc old girl friend ya know...and we set up a date for tonight...gonna return the outfit and grab us a bit to eat and see where the night leads us...well later shit head ex colonel." Ed grinned as he grabbed his coat to leave.

 

"You know I can have you court martialed for you insubordination for calling a ranking officer by such crass names FullMetal?" Roy threatened, sounding a bit peeved. Ed wasnt sure if it was the name calling or the fact that he had a date that made Mustang mad, not that he really cared. He just grinned wider.

 

"Go ahead, all they'll do is kick me out of the military and as much fun as I have being your lap dog, I could care less if they decide to kick me out....but then again you'll loose one of your valuable tools now wont you?...if you bring me up on charges and they oust me then you wont have me to run your dirty little errands and the military will loose a valuable tool...Im not stupid Mustang...I know the only reason I get away with half the shit I do, is because the Military isnt ready to let me go just yet...and niether are you." Ed stated with confidence and a grin as he shrugged his coat on and waved as he walked out and left Mustang speechless. Ed was right and Mustang knew it. Damn the cocky little bastard, but if he thought he would allow Ed to belittle him, he had another thing coming to him. Mustang didnt get to where he was by being anyones fool, especially not FullMetal's.

 

 

 

 

A/N~Yessssssssssss...I know I know it sucked...Im sorry..*gets down on knees and apologiezes.* I wrote this as I said on my birthday back on the 11th and when I was going through it today I tried to correct things and tried to make it better but for the life of me this chapter soooo had me stumped, as I said it was an unexpected thing, and couldnt quite get it the way I wanted it to. So decided I wanted to get the chapter over with, no more Ed in maids outfits thats for sure, much more prefer his low hanging leather pants, black tank top and white long coat, with long golden hair in a ponytail that almost touches that cute little arse of his..sigh..ok enough day dreaming..in case anyone is confussed, told ya that Ed was into both men and women but prefferes men, but still likes the women...and it just adds to his new playboy persona and only makes Roy even madder..hehe..anyhow dont shoot me for this chapter k??? hope to get better now that this part is over..till next chapter, be well safe and happy, much huggles and smiles Mija...:-)