Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ How to Eat a Reese's Cup ❯ Step 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Step 3

 

 

Sakura: Okay, as you know Envy will be in charge of this chapter. His insanity is rubbing off I know.

 

Envy: Che, You were insane to start with.

Sakura: Hey! No I wasn't! I'm still Sane! Thank you very much!

Envy: Look at this story.

Sakura: Uhhh. . .heh. Point taken. Now where's Ed? He should be here.

Envy: (Grins very evilly) You realllllllyyy want to know?

Sakura: (gulps) Not that bad.

Envy: (Pats Sakura on the head) Good girl. Now let's get this over with.

 

Envy: No She doesn't own us. If she did this crack filled story would be in the Show.

 

 

 

Wrath sighed. No one was around to play. Mommy Sloth was working. Envy was trying to get something from Edward. Dante was brooding. Lust was off trying to find a way to loose Gluttony. Of course Gluttony was still on her trail. Greed was dead and Pride was with Mommy Sloth.

 

 

He decided to wonder the halls for awhile. “Maybe I should just go help Envy with Edward.” He wondered. There was something on the floor up ahead.

 

 

Curiosity got the better of the little sin and he went to examine it. It was a piece of candy in a wrapper. But when he went to grabbed it, it moved. “Ah! It's alive!” He thought freaking out.

 

 

But he couldn't help but tried to grab it again. This went on and on with the little sin chasing the candy around the mansion. It seemed to become a challenge, Wrath verses Reese's cup.

 

 

Finally Wrath was brought to a tree and saw the candy dangling. But every time he tried to get it the said candy mimicked his movements. Clenching his teeth in frustration the angry sin was about to tear the tree out of it roots.

 

 

He blinked as he heard quiet snickering. Oh he recognized that snicker alright.

He glared up at the figure and saw he was right. The palm tree sin was trying to contain his snickers so Wrath wouldn't hear him.

 

 

“Too Late” thought Wrath annoyed then He shouted. “Envy! What the Hell?! What do you think you're doing?!”

 

 

The androgynous sin grinned lazily and purred. “What do you think? Fishing. Isn't it obvious?” Wrath grit his teeth and asked. “And what were you fishing for?”

 

 

He had a feeling he wasn't going to like the answer. Envy raised an eyebrow letting it disappear beneath his headband. “A fool of course” He replied grinning. “I was right I don't like the answer. And I want my candy!” Wrath thought murder in his eyes.

 

 

Wrath got the cup and Envy managed to get away but decided to try another victim.

 

 

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Ed was walking and saw a Reese's cup still in the wrapper on the ground. “Who would throw that away?!” He thought incredulous.

 

 

When he tried to pick it up though it kept moving so he followed it. He was lead into the alleyway and heard snickering. Looking up to spot Envy with a fishing pole.

 

 

“Envy? What are you doing here?” He asked cautiously remembering his last encounter with the sin. That song would never be the same for him. He had really liked it too.

 

 

“I can't believe it worked again.” Snickered Envy. The blonde blinked then asked. “What? What worked again? What the hell are you doing?”

 

 

“I went Wrath fishing and caught a Wrath but he got pissed off. So I decided to go Chibi fishing and look I caught one.” He said with amusement.

 

 

Everything clicked in Ed's head and last but not least the word Chibi.

“WHO YOU'RE CALLING SO SMALL THAT A KITTEN WOULD BE A DINOSAUR TO HIM!!!!” Shouted Ed typically.

 

 

“Really Chibi-san you need to work on that temper.” He replied playful smirk present. Before said chibi could open his mouth to retaliate. Soft lips pressed against his own then they were gone.

 

 

The dazed alchemist blinked before coming to his senses which meant he started blushing scarlet. Envy licked his lips in a very suggestive gesture and purred. “I think I should go Chibi fishing much more often.”

 

 

Then he sauntered away with fishing pole over his shoulder after putting the Reese's cup on the still blushing teen's head.

 

 

 

 

Envy: Well? I did a good job huh? Much more exciting than the last two chapters and I'm not singing!

Sakura: . . . .

Ed: (Panting) ENVY! You bastard! How dare you lock me in a closet! And Sakura how could you let him write this! You know he's insane!

Envy: Che, What a mean Chibi you are.

Sakura: You weren't here. I was scared!

Ed: (Pets Sakura's head) There there I'm here now. Which means I write the next chapter!

Sakura: (Sniffling) Okay.

Envy: Hello! Is anyone even listening to me?!

 

Envy: (Sigh) You the readers can pick the next idiot . . I mean guest.

Armstrong.

Lust.

Hughes.

 

The faster you choose the faster we can get this over with and go back to hell.

 

Sakura: Envy! That wasn't nice!

Anyway please R and R. Later!

 

~Lady Sakura