Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ How to Eat a Reese's Cup ❯ Step 5 ( Chapter 5 )

Step 5

 

A/n: Here we go! Another chapter with Ed in charge!

 

Ed: Bout time!

Envy: Tell me already!

Ed: No!

Envy: Yes!

Ed: No! Now shut up!

Envy: ?? If you tell me what you're going to do . . . . I'll give you a kiss.

Ed: (blushes) N . . .No!

Envy: C'mon Chibi - san!

Ed: (Still blushing) S . . . s . . still no!

Envy: (Pouts)

 

Sakura: (Holding a bag of Popcorn) Better than an movie!

Ed and Envy: (Glares)

Sakura: Heh. Um . . . . I think we should start. Right Ed?

Ed: Oh . . .yeah! Almost forgot!

Sakura: . . .

 

Ed: She doesn't own us! She does own this story!

 

Sakura: Thanks Ed!

Ed: You're welcome! I wouldn't want to own this story.

Sakura: What was that?!

Ed: Err. Nothing! Let's get on with it!

 

 

 

Envy stalked the halls of the mason in a foul mood. “When I catch Wrath . . . .That brat won't be able to go crying to Sloth!” He thought furiously.

 

 

The younger sin had earlier when Envy wasn't in his room taken all of his Reese's cups. Now Envy was on the prowl. For both the said sin and the candies.

 

 

“Dammit! Am I ever gonna find that pipsqueak?!” He thought impatiently. Just as he was going past it a door to his left opened. Out stepped Dante looking lightly puzzled but with that small smile that always seemed to be attached to her face.

 

 

“Envy? Dear? What's that matter?” She asked. “What I wouldn't give just to wipe that look off of her face! Maybe joining with Chibi - san wouldn't be such a bad idea. . .” He trailed off irritably but answered. “Nothing Mother. I'm just looking for Wrath that's all.”

 

 

“Oh?” Dante asked raising an eyebrow. “Shouldn't you be watching Fullmetal? That was your assignment was it not?” She said.

 

 

Envy grit his teeth but said sweetly. “Yes, Mother. But Chibi - san was sleeping so I decided to come back here. Wrath took something of mine; I'm just getting it back before going back.”

 

 

A small frown graced Dante's face as she replied. “Envy . . . homunculi have no possessions. And also you can't take a break from your mission no matter if Fullmetal is asleep or not. Is that understood dear?”

 

 

“Yes, Mother. But have you seen Wrath?” asked Envy while inside he was fuming. “No possessions?! Those Reese's cups were mine! Chibi - san is mine too!” He thought angrily.

 

 

The small smile was back getting on his nerves. “I'm glad you understand Envy. Wrath came by just a little while ago and gave me all these little candies. He said they were a gift from you. The only reason why I'm not cross about you leaving Fullmetal.” She said calmly.

 

 

Envy nodded and replied. “Thank you Mother. I'm going.” And in a flash of emerald was gone around the corner. “Wrath gave her my Reese's cups?! Oh . . He's dead! Sloth won't even recognize him by the time I'm done!” Envy thought heatedly.

 

 

 

 

A small homunculus was sitting on a tree branch, humming under his breath waiting for his mother. Today had been such a good day! “I finally got back at Envy! And Mommy Sloth is coming back early! The only bad part was having to see Master but that was ok because she helped with my revenge!” He thought happily.

 

 

“Oh Wrath dear” Said a feminine voice. Wrath perked up and ran to Sloth putting his arms around her waist. “Mommy! You're back!” He said happily.

 

 

Sloth stroked his hair smiling. “Yes, I am.” She replied as Wrath beamed. “Did you have a good day?” He asked. Sloth smiled softly as she replied. “Yes, I did. But Wrath . . . Were you a good boy today?”

 

 

Wrath nodded smiling. “Good. But you know taking things from others is wrong don't you?” She asked.

 

 

Wrath shifted guiltily but nodded. Sloth continued to stroke his hair as she said. “Shouldn't you apologize to Envy?” Wrath nodded but stopped blinking in confusion.

 

 

“But Mommy. . . How do you know about that? You were with Pride all day.” He asked. Sloth gave a small smile. “Simple really. . .” She trailed off as a flash of light enveloped her body ending with a grinning Envy there.

 

 

Wrath eyes widened as his Mommy turned into Envy who was still stroking his hair. “Envy?” The green haired homunculus gave a `Hmm?' and smirked down at the little sin.

 

 

“You think I was going to let you off after you gave my Reese's cups to Dante?” He asked calmly. Wrath couldn't hide a wince at the name but otherwise remained frozen to the spot.

 

 

“But I only did that because you treated me like I was a fish!!” He responded furiously. Envy raised an eyebrow curiously. “Where's your sense of humor Wrath?” He asked.

 

 

“Sorry. . . I must've left it at the gate! Where's yours? You turned into Mommy and now I know you didn't do that just for a giggle! You hate turning into Mommy Sloth!” Wrath growled out.

 

 

His response was Envy's grin widening. “Yeah, you're right. Now I shouldn't let all that hard work go to waste should I?” He purred, before pulling his hand that had been stroking Wrath's hair back and letting it fly.

 

Later found Wrath sulking going to his bedroom. Sloth turned the corner and asked. “Wrath dear? Where have you been? I thought you were going to be waiting for me. You made me worry.”

 

 

Wrath looked up at his real Mommy. “I'm sorry Mommy. Me and Envy were playing a game.” He said quietly.

 

 

Sloth gave him a curious look. “What kind of game?” She asked. Wrath shrugged. “Just a made up one.” She gave him a light look of concern. “Are you ok? You act like you're hurt.” She said.

 

 

“Envy won” Was all he said before going into his room.

 

 

 

 

Ed: Now that's a good chapter!

Envy: . . .

Sakura: . . . .

Envy: You made me turn into Sloth.

Sakura: (Pouts) I didn't even get to see Envy beat up Wrath!

Envy: Yeah!

Ed: (Glares) So? Everyone knows what you did!

Envy: How?!

Ed: Because they've seen you beat me up plenty of times.

Envy: (Starts laughing)

Ed: (Annoyed) What?!

Sakura: You just insulted yourself Ed.

Ed: Dammit!

Sakura: (Sighs) Please Read and review. Ed is writing the next chapter as well.

Ed: (Evil grin)

Sakura: Envy is rubbing off of you.

 

Anyway here we are on the poll.

Hughes

Edward Elric A.K.A Fullmetal Alchemist.

 

 

The third spot guests are here. These are the ones you need to vote for.

 

Dante - 1

Alphonse - 2

Scar - 2

 

Ed: My name is up there. Whose gonna be writing my chapter? You Sakura?

Sakura: Yep! (Gets interrupted)

Envy: Hell No! I'm writing Chibi - san's chapter! It's only fair seeing as how he wrote mine!

Sakura: Heh. (Tries to think over the bickering)

Sakura: Once again please review!

 

~ Lady Sakura