Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ How to Eat a Reese's Cup ❯ Step 9 ( Chapter 9 )

Step 9

 

A/n: Hey there. Sakura is still in shock so it's just going to be me and Envy.

 

 

Envy: We get to have some fun don't we?

Ed: No we don't!

Envy: (Pouts) Why not? We have even done anything in the story yet!

Ed: Um um. Because it's not in the script!

Envy: (Purring) I can always rewrite it.

Ed: Better stick to the original! Don't want Sakura to be a vegetable for another chapter do you?

Envy: Why not? It's quiet now and no more `Envy get to work!' or `Envy! What did you do?!' or `Envy! That's my whipped cream! It's for cake!'

Ed: Wait . . . whipped cream? What were you doing with that?

Envy: (Grins evilly) You'll find out soon enough.

Ed: Uh.

 

 

Envy: Sakura doesn't own us and this chapter belongs to me. So does Chibi - san!

Ed: (Blushes) Hey! Who said I belonged to you!!

Envy: I did.

Ed: . . .

 

 

 

 

Ed yawned as he slowly stretched. “Damn Mustang and his five am wake up calls!” He thought irritably.

 

 

As he walked through the door the said Colonel smirked. “Good morning sunshine. You're looking perky today and is it me or have you shrunk?” He asked false concern drifting through his voice.

 

 

Ed twitched and then. “WHO YOU CALLING A BEAN THAT WAS THE RUNT OF A CAN OF BEANS!!!!!!!!!!” He exploded. Mustang's smirk widened. “Yes, nothing like teasing Ed and making him boil over to brighten someone's day.” He thought.

 

 

“To business Fullmetal. I want you to go to this factory on the other side of town. I'm not exactly sure what the factory is for but there have been three murders there.” stated Mustang.

 

 

Ed sighed but nodded taking the folder that was offered. He gave a short bow before he left through the door. He flipped through the file raising an eyebrow. “Not even in the file does it say what the factory is for.” He thought incredously.

 

 

“Brother. Are you sure we should go in? There's no one here.” asked Alphonse. Ed gave a grin and replied. “Sure Al! Besides it's not like we haven't broken into places before. This time we actually have permission!”

 

 

Al gave a soft giggle and murmured. “True” Ed walked up to the door and clapped his hands putting them on the door making it vanish.

 

 

As they walked Ed got the feeling of being watched. They came to a fork and looking left and right Ed said. “I think we should split up so we can cover more ground. I'll go right. Shout if you find something ok Al?”

 

 

“Okay brother” replied Alphonse. Ed followed the path until he entered a humongous room. When he was finally in the center he searched for something that would give him a clue.

 

 

“There's nothing here. I hope Al had better luck.” He thought sighing as a whistle went through the air. Blinking he looked up and boom. He was covered in a pile of Reese's cups.

 

 

Ed popped his head out of the top of the pile and glared at the laughing figure sitting on a box. “Envy!! What do you think you're doing?!” He shouted.

 

 

Envy gave the flaxen haired teen a grin and replied nonchantly. “You're in my warehouse Chibi - san.” He gave an eloquent. “Huh?” “There's a Reese's cup factory down the street. I steal some and bring them here. These boxes are full of them. You just got caught in some I haven't had the chance to put away yet.” stated Envy with mirth dancing in his eyes.

 

 

He blinked then blinked again and said. “Wha?” Envy chuckled and said. “You're so articulate today O'Chibi - san. Let me guess. You're here because three humans have been murdered. Right?”

 

 

His eyes widened in shock. “You know about that?!” He sputtered. Envy gave him a playful grin. “Of course. I killed them.” He said. Ed gave a gasp and asked incredously. “Why?!”

 

 

Envy raised and eyebrow at him in curiosity. “They were trying to steal my Reese's cup.” He said. Ed sweatdropped as he thought. “That sounds like something Envy would do. He forgot he stole them first.”

 

 

Envy landed softly and sauntered over to the still covered alchemist. He crouched down and leaned in until he was but inches from his face. The blonde watch the sin anxiously.

 

 

“You know how good you look right now? Covered in chocolate.” purred Envy. He blushed bright red and stuttered a. “No” Envy licked his lips slowly and leaned forward even more.

 

 

“Edible” He purred as Ed's eyes widen. Envy kissed him making him gasp softly. Envy traced his bottom lip asking for permission making the boy gasp again. He took the invitation and explored the blonde's mouth. He pulled back and licked his lips again before purring. “Even better than a Reese's cup.”

 

 

Ed blushed and almost gave a squeak when Envy tried to kiss him again.

 

 

 

 

“But Brother! We didn't find anything!!” Al almost whined. “It's okay Al. That place is abandoned. The chimera must've gone somewhere else. We did our job. Mustang won't be able to complain.” stated Ed trying furiously to hide his blush.

 

 

“I wasn't about to let Envy get that far. It was what he wanted.” He thought and as the kiss ran through his mind again, his blush darkening. “Yet” thought Ed grinning.

 

 

 

 

Envy scowled resting his head in the palm of his hand. He was currently covered in the chocolate Ed had been only moments ago. “Sneaky little Chibi.” He thought irritably. He had been about to kiss the blonde Chibi again when said Chibi had jump out of the pile causing the sin to fall in.

 

 

Then the Chibi alchemist had covered the green haired sin with the little cups and ran off. Now here he was sitting in the chocolate he had purposely left out to catch the little blonde with. “Looks like my plan failed. Releasing that information about those three humans being killed to lure Chibi - san here was a total failure.” He thought angrily.

 

 

He then started grin evilly. “Chibi - san is playing hard to get is he? Looks like I'll have to play harder too.” He thought giving a small chuckle.

 

 

 

 

Envy: (Grins) Now that's what I'm talking about!

Ed: You kissed me!

Envy: So? I kiss you all the time. What's wrong with now?

Ed: Sakura might've not wanted to have you kiss me in the chapter!

Envy: Oh?

Sakura: Uh. . . .what?

Ed: Look at what he did!! (Hands script to Sakura)

Sakura: (Reads script)

Envy: . . . .

Ed: . . .

Sakura: (Blinks and beams) Good job Envy!!! About time you got a real kiss from Ed!

Ed: You agree with him?!

Envy: (Grins) Thank you.

Sakura: What's wrong with you Ed?

Ed: What's wrong?! Sakura I thought you said you didn't want him to kiss me until one of the later chapters!

Envy: Well now that we got that out of the way. We can play in one of the later chapters. I can show you what I have that whipped cream for.

Sakura: Huh? You stole my whipped cream again?! It's for cake! Not to eat it out of the can!

Ed: (Blushes)

Envy: I will be putting it on cake. Angel cake. Right Chibi - san?

Sakura: Huh?

Ed: . . .

 

 

Envy: Read and review.

Sakura: Envy! I need to tell them!

Envy: Do you have to?

Sakura: Yes!

Envy: Fine, but hurry up.

Sakura: I want to thank everyone who have been participating in my polls. Here is another one.

 

Who wants to see Pride/ed?

 

Yes (Bring him out already)

No (Pride? Pride who?)

 

Yes, I have an idea about how to let Pride appear for a chapter or two and Envy approves of it.

 

Envy: Yes, I do.

Ed: I don't!

Envy: Who cares whether you approve or not.

 

Sakura: Also if there is a character that has already been seen in a chapter. If you want to see them again just say so and I'll put them on the list for seconds or in Envy's case thirds. Also once again the request poll is open and Dante and Alphonse are already on it. But it's going to be bigger than the last one so send in those requests! Any Winry fans or Havoc fans out there? Also Hughes is next! So watch out! For his pictures that is!!

 

Envy: Are you finished?

Sakura: Yep! All done!

Envy: Good. Review or else.

Sakura: (Sighs) Envy.

 

~Lady Sakura