Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ How to Eat a Reese's Cup ❯ Step 11 ( Chapter 11 )

Step 11

 

A/n: Hey there. Since I'm not as cruel as some people *Cough Dante Cough* I decided to let Envy and Ed out.

 

 

 

Envy: (Moans) I'm going to kill him one day.

Sakura: Heh. I let him find out for himself.

Ed: (Drags himself and drops beside Envy) I'll help you bury the body.

Sakura: Okayy. I think I'll let them recover.

 

 

Disclaimer: How long have you been reading this already?! You know I don't own them! If I did instead of that goofy dress Dante would be wearing a cheerleader uniform, blowing bubblegum and singing Britney Spear's songs.

 

 

 

The Colonel Mustang sighed and picked up a pen. He had just been released from that room that held Armstrong and the man called Gluttony. Apparently he wasn't insane like they were just in post shock from Hughes and his albums.

 

 

Good thing he had been released when he was. Things were getting a little steamy for Gluttony and Armstrong and sickening for him. “I would never be that desperate. Now I'm traumatized for life.” He thought shuddering.

 

 

And here he was being forced to complete his paperwork after that horrifying ordeal. The only comfort he had was not really a comfort at all. Hawkeye had left a couple of Reese's cups on his desk with a card.

 

 

Dear Colonel,

 

Here is your dinner. You are not to leave until all of your work is done. You can get something more later after you're finished. You better finish all of it or else.

 

Hawkeye

 

 

Right next to her name was a picture of a gun letting him know exactly what the “Or else” was for.

 

 

“Who's the superior officer? I can't tell anymore.” He thought sighing when a knock startled him. “Yes? Who is it?” He asked.

 

 

“Just me Colonel.” said Hawkeye's voice as it came through the door. He sat down and replied. “Come in” “Yes, Colonel.” She said coming through the door.

 

 

He looked up from the desk and nearly fainted. There stood Riza Hawkeye in her uniform and she had a tiny miniskirt on instead of the standard pants. His eyes bulged and mouth dropped opened.

 

 

Hawkeye gave a seductive smile and walked around the desk. She hopped on top and stretched her legs out over the arms of his chair. “Is there a problem Colonel?” She asked softly.

 

 

The Flame alchemist didn't trust himself to speak so he shook his head instead. Hawkeye leaned forward until their faces were inches apart. “I want something” She said still in that soft voice.

 

 

“Wha. . .What?” He almost squeaked and berated himself for it. “It's something only you gave give me.” replied Hawkeye.

 

 

Mustang just nodded enthusiastically and Hawkeye licked her lips slowly. Mustang swore at that gesture all of his blood went south. She gave him a lusty look and moved closer.

 

 

Then Mustang fainted and Hawkeye blinked in confusion. She shrugged and grabbed the Reese's cups and walked out the door. As she walked down the hall a light went over her and there was Envy, grinning.

 

 

“I don't think he such a lady's man as everyone think he is. Oh, well. I got what I wanted.” He said giving a soft chuckle. As he left the compound Lust was waiting. “Are you sure you're not Lust? I've never been able to make a man faint like that.” She said with a raised eyebrow.

 

 

“No, I'm not Lust. But I'll teach how to do that. It's in the look.” He replied smirking. Lust gave a nod and caught the Reese's cup that Envy threw her way. “Normally I wouldn't share but you told me who he wants.” He said grinning as Lust nodded again in acceptance.

 

 

 

The next morning Mustang woke up to a worried Hawkeye asking him if he was alright. He jumped up and said. “Of course I'll give you anything you want! Just keep the miniskirt on!”

 

 

The sound of multiple gunshots echoed throughout the building. A nurse walked into a room and placed a plate down. The man in the bed had a look of agony. “Sir, this is your third visit in a month. Try to be more careful with your gun.” She said firmly.

 

 

Mustang just nodded and muttered. “Not my gun, her gun.”

 

 

 

 

Sakura: All done!!

Envy: Now I'm feeling better!

Sakura: Good!

Envy: Now . . . you. . . die.

Sakura: Huh? Ahhh. (Runs away)

Envy: Che. Since she ran away and Chibi - san is still indisposed at the moment. I'll finish.

 

So far the characters who want to be seen again are as following.

 

Envy

Edward

Scar

 

Envy: Hey! I'm on here. Can't get enough huh? Well, Mustang's off the list.

 

 

And for those of you who want to see Pride.

 

Yea - 10

Nah - 1

 

And characters who haven't had chapters but people want to see.

Envy: Is this all? Doesn't anyone want to see the pole up his ass Archer? Heh. I just answered my own question.

 

Dante

Alphonse

Winry

Greed

Shciezska

 

 

Envy: Is that spelled right? Whatever. Read and Review. You better. I can hear Sakura now. “Envy! Don't threaten them!”

 

~Lady Sakura