Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ How to Eat a Reese's Cup ❯ Step 16 ( Chapter 16 )

 

Step 16

 

A/n: Chapter 16! Wow! I never had a story with this many chapters!

 

 

Envy: Of course. The chapters are short. You can't write a real story to save your life.

Sakura: (Glares) I can to!

Envy: (Grinning) Have you? With this many chapters?

Sakura: . . . Not yet.

Envy: See? I'm right.

Sakura: (Glaring)

 

Envy: By the way where's Chibi - san?

Sakura: (Grins evilly)

Envy: Che. I'm starting to rub off. But really where is the Chibi?

Sakura: Hiding.

Envy: From what?

Sakura: Not what . . . who.

 

Envy: . . .

Sakura: Sorry I don't own them!

Envy: Maybe there is a god.

Sakura: As I was saying. I don't own them. Now let's hurry up and get this over with before poor Ed dies of heart failure.

Envy: Huh?

 

 

 

The train came to a complete stop and people started filing out through the exits. A long haired girl hopped off the train platform and made her way humming happily.

 

 

“I can't wait to see the expression on Ed's face when he sees me! Surprise!” thought the blonde cheerfully. She pulled a wrench out of her suitcase and stored it in one of her coat pockets.

 

 

Who exactly was this girl? Her name was Winry Rockbell and she had been a friend to the Elric brothers since even before she could remember. The last time she had seen either brother she had, had to fix Ed's automail because he had smashed it to pieces, again.

 

 

She placed her hand in her pocket and gripped her wench. “If his automail has even a scratch on it . . . he's dead.” She thought angrily.

 

 

 

 

Ed sighed and looked in wonder at the green haired sin that laid curled up on the couch next to him. He had been surprised when he had sat down with a book he had been dying to read only to find a certain green haired sin coming through the window.

 

 

Envy had raised an eyebrow at him then had saunter over. Then he had just sat down next to the at that point the flabbergasted chibi. Ed couldn't stop the soft smile that spread across his face.

 

 

He rested his left hand on Envy's bare shoulder and went back to his book. “I'm going insane. But I don't think I mind.” He thought bemused. The sin opened an eye halfway and peered at the blonde for a moment before closing it again.

 

 

All was quiet until a loud bang echoed throughout the room. Envy had sat up with a look of curiosity and Ed had tensed up. “Only one person can open a door that loud. Oh no. . . .” Ed thought fearfully.

 

 

Suddenly Ed's head met with a wench as the Winry made her presence known. Ed had a hand on his now aching head as Envy narrowed his eyes. “Ed! You had better been taking care of your automail! I have more wenches!” Winry stated scowling.

 

 

The flaxen haired boy felt his anger rising at the wench throwing amazon. He stood turning to the other who was now wearing a smirk. “I can take care of my own arm, dammit! Also will you stop popping up unannounced!” seethed Ed only to get another wench met with his head.

 

 

He cursed holding his forehead now as Winry shouted angrily. “That's no way to greet a woman and one that's your friend!” Ed muttered. “If you're a friend, I rather have enemies.” The only who heard him was Envy who raised an eyebrow.

 

 

The blonde haired girl narrowed her eyes and brought out another wench. “I don't know what he said but I know from the look on that girl's face it was something bad. Who is that girl anyway?! She was almost lying on top of Ed! He is going to black and blue by the time I'm finished!” She thought gritting her teeth.

 

 

She threw another wench only for it to miss its target. Her eyes widened in shock as the green haired girl caught it easily.

 

 

Envy grinned and dropped the offending tool and turned toward his chibi. “Chibi - san? You okay?” He asked and got a slow nod return. Winry watched the exchange and started to seethe.

 

 

“Listen girl! I don't know who you are but you shouldn't be messing around in a guy's home. People will start getting ideas but from the way you dress they would probably be true.” She stated smirking.

 

 

Envy was looking at her coolly and Ed's eyes had widened as he took a small step back. “I prefer him snarling and cursing. He's freaking me out like this.” thought Ed anxiously.

 

 

“Listen, bitch. I'm a male and you were the one that came crashing through the door like a fucking tank. I was minding my own fucking business and enjoying the peace and quiet with my chibi. But now I'm pissed off.” said Envy calmly.

 

 

The blonde girl seemed to not have absorbed a word except `male' and `my'. Of course neither was watching the currently freaking out golden eyed boy behind Envy.

 

 

“Ed's not gay, you freak! Not only that! He's MINE!” She snarled as Envy glared. “Some friend you are. Not knowing his sexual preference. Chibi - san is mine, not yours. Who would want something resembling a scarecrow?” stated Envy coolly.

 

 

“This isn't going to end well. . . I think I'm getting a migraine.” Ed thought mentally sighing. Suddenly the blonde was brought back to attention as Winry shouted. “Fine! Let Ed decide! I already know who he's going to pick!”

 

 

Both Winry and the green haired sin turned to him and he blinked. Confusion went across his face then he blinked again as realization struck him.

 

 

He blushed and moved closer to Envy taking his hand. “Sorry Winry.” He murmured and looked up at Envy who was grinning like a cat who had gotten crème.

 

 

Winry was steaming and pulled out a wench just as Al came through the door with a box. “Brother! Look at what I found! Reese's cups! The store just got a shipment! Ahh!” Al had bumped into Winry knocking her down and dropping the box.

 

 

She was now covered in Reese's cups as Al muttered. “But they were being sold cup by cup so they don't have any wrappers. Um . . . sorry Winry. I didn't see you.”

 

 

Al noticed Envy and him holding hands and stated happily. “I knew it was going to happen sooner or later.” Ed couldn't stop the grin that came to his face at Al's approval but it fell as Winry launched herself toward him, wench in hand.

 

 

It happened so fast he could only blink. Envy had let go off his hand only to undo and take off his belt. Then had met Winry and started exchanging blows. He knew Envy was going easy on her and planning on a way to thank him later.

 

 

Al had moved out of the way and had gone to the kitchen muttering something about getting dinner started. He had just turned back in time to see Envy tying up an unconscious Winry with his belt.

 

 

Envy sauntered over and grinned playfully. “We shouldn't be hearing from her for awhile.” He stated but it went in one ear and out the other. Envy was covered in chocolate and it was giving Ed very naughty ideas.

 

 

“Envy is starting to rub off.” He thought as he blushed a bright red as Envy raised an eyebrow. Envy looked down and then started to grin again. “Are you having naughty thoughts Chibi - san?” He purred as Ed's blush darkened.

 

 

Ed leaned up and licked a spot of chocolate off of Envy's cheek. “You should get cleaned up.” He murmured softly. “Wanna help?” purred Envy seductively. Gold stared into violet. Envy was so close he could kiss him. Now he knew Envy was rubbing off. “Not this time. I need to clean this up and help Al. You're staying right?” He said. Envy had raised an eyebrow then smirk and replied.

 

 

“You said this time. You're going to cover me in chocolate again?” Ed couldn't stop the blush he swore he could pass for a Christmas tree light by now. “Of course I'm staying. You think I'm going to leave my Chibi alone with that bitch?” He continued.

 

 

The blonde blinked at the word `bitch' before Envy pressed his lips to his. He then pulled back grinning and sauntered down the hall to the bathroom.

 

 

Ed walked into the kitchen and saw Al busy cooking. The suit of armor turned to him and said. “So Brother. . . . Are you still a virgin?” Ed blushed bright red and exploded. “Of course I am!”

 

 

He swore the armor was wearing a grin. “Then you better hurry and get Envy into a bed.” His jaw dropped as Al gave an innocent. “What?” He started to wonder if Al was related to Envy in some way or maybe Envy has just been hanging around Al. He sighed as he started remember the nasty little thoughts that entered his head when he had seen Envy covered in chocolate.

 

 

He then shook his head roughly earning what seemed to be a concerned look from Al. He then suddenly remembered the other blonde in the apartment and was still covered in chocolate. “At least she's tied up. No wenches.” He thought in relief.

 

 

 

Envy: Ah. That was why he was hiding.

Sakura: Yep! Now Winry's off the list. Only one character left that people haven't seen yet!

Envy: That's not all the characters.

Sakura: The one's people want to see.

Envy: So no one wants to see archer or Kimbley? Or even that scary woman who loves to beat Chibi - san up?

Sakura: Guess not. Then we go into desserts. Characters people want to see again. So far people have asked repeatedly for you and Ed. By now I think you have about five chapters and Ed four. The only other is Scar. It's up to the reviewers.

Envy: (Looks at reviewers) Start stating which character you want to see again. You don't want Sakura to end this story so soon, do you?

Sakura: (Sighs) Envy.

 

Thank you all for reading and reviewing! Please continue to R and R.

Envy: Of course they will. They know better. (Gets an evil grin)

Sakura: . . .

 

~Lady Sakura