Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ How to Eat a Reese's Cup ❯ Step 15 ( Chapter 15 )

 

Step 15

 

A/n: Before I forget Happy Halloween everyone!

 

 

Envy: What are you going as?

Sakura: I still don't know.

Envy: I know.

Sakura: What?

Envy: Yourself. You could scare even Dante.

Sakura: Envy!

Ed: Envy! That's not true.

Envy: What? I'm not allowed to tease my pets a little?

Sakura and Ed: NO!

 

Sakura: Now, this is your chapter to write so get started.

Ed: You're the one who got the short straw.

 

Envy: Yea, yea. Sakura doesn't own us. There I said it. Now let's get this over with.

 

 

 

A tall man with dark brown almost black hair grinned. His violet purple eyes stared out through a pair of sunglasses. “I'm baaack.” thought Greed as he grinned.

 

 

He walked through central whistling. “Everybody thinks I'm dead. Wait until I show up. I knew pretending to die by that kid's hand was smart. None of the other homunculi saw me come back. They just saw the kid covered in blood.” He thought grinning.

 

 

Then he noticed something. Some sweet smell was going through the air. Curiously he followed it until he reached a warehouse. He entered it and followed the smell. He then entered a room full of Reese's cups.

 

 

Grinning he thought. “Jackpot”

 

 

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Envy came to the main room of his warehouse only to find all of his Reese's cups gone. A look of rage crossed his face. “Whoever did this is going to die.” He thought furiously.

 

 

Ed entered his room to find a very angry sin sitting on his bed. “Envy? What's wrong?” He asked. The green haired sin looked up and growled. “Someone stole all of my Reese's cups.”

 

 

The blonde sat next to the other male and asked. “Want help looking for them?” Envy blinked then raised an eyebrow at the blushing teen. The blush on Ed's face darkened and he muttered. “I just thought . . . you know. Um . . .”

 

 

Envy leaned in and kissed him. Ed's eyes widen before slowly closing as he kissed back. The sin pulled away grinning watching the dazed alchemist open his eyes.

 

 

“I'll find them Chibi - san. I don't need help with that. I'm starting to figure out the culprit.” He said. Ed tilted his head to the side and asked. “Really?” The androgynous sin just nodded.

 

 

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Greed was singing `I Love big butts and I cannot lie' when his door went crashing down. Envy stood there with an evil grin. “I should've known you were still alive. You never died that easily.” He mocked.

 

 

Greed raised an eyebrow and then a frown went across his face. He gazed sadly at the door Envy was standing on. “You're paying for that, you know? I really liked that door too.”

 

 

Envy raised an eyebrow and replied. “So instead of women you're screwing doors? It's so obvious since you're so attached.” Greed grinned. “Screwing a door is better than not screwing at all, Ultimate abomination.” He said casually.

 

 

Envy narrowed his eyes. “I really don't care who or what you screw. I came here for what's mine.” He stated. Greed gave a curious look. “Sorry abomination. You can't have it. It's attached to me.” He said suggestively as Envy glared.

 

 

“Now, who would want that? It's probably ready to fall off by now. Personally when you were sealed I had hoped Master would have dismembered you as well. I believe that would have served as a greater punishment. Or at least you would have actually learned your lesson.” said Envy now smirking.

 

 

“Nope, it's still here. But wait . . . wasn't that what she did to you?” He asked grinning. “I want my Reese's cups back. You stole them from my warehouse.” snarled Envy.

 

 

“Oh? They were yours? You know how greedy I am. I saw them and had to have them. Too bad though, looks like you will have to get a different hiding place. But I don't have them anymore. I took them and visited poor Gluttony. He loved them and ate every single one then started making out with a big guy that was in there too. And here I thought Gluttony liked Lust. Looks like you turned him gay too.” Said Greed as if he was talking about the weather.

 

 

Envy just glared and gave an animal like growl before stomping away. Greed pulled out a little black book and opened it. It had Envy and Greed on the first page with the names underlined. Greed put a line under his name.

 

 

“Greed: One. Envy: Zero.” He thought grinning. Boy did he love being evil.

 

 

 

Sakura: Envy? What was with that argument?

Envy: It happened to be a real argument Greed and I had before he was killed. No one knows about it until now.

Ed: Aren't you going to pay him back?

Envy: (Grins evilly) Yep.

 

Sakura: Ookay. Thanks to all the reviewers. Also Thanks to the readers.

Ed: Yeah, please keep reading and reviewing!

Sakura: Now Greed is off of the list. Keep sending in requests!

Don't worry I'm sure Envy will get his revenge.

Ed: He always does. He's already plotting. (Looks at Envy who is writing in a notebook.)

 

Sakura: Wonder what he's planning. Guess we won't know until he's finished.

 

~Lady Sakura