Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ How to Eat a Reese's Cup ❯ Step 14 ( Chapter 14 )

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Step 14

A/n: Yep, back again!

Envy: Who is it this time?

Sakura: I don't know. Ed wouldn't let me see.

Ed: (Walks into the room.) What are you two talking about?

Envy: I'm convincing Sakura to write a one shot three some.

Sakura: (Blushes) You were? But . . .(Envy covers her mouth.)

Ed: Why?!

Envy: (Purrs) Because it's hot. I was remembering that naughty little dream you had with Pride and me.

Ed: (Blushes) . . .

Sakura: No, we were not! Although that's not a bad idea.

Ed: See! You're twisting Sakura!!

Envy: (Laughing) She already was twisted.

Ed: Yes, but not like that!

Envy: (still laughing)

Sakura: Ed. We were wondering who would be the guest in this chapter.

Ed: . . . Not telling.

Sakura: C'mon! Just whisper it to me at least!

Ed: I'll give you a hint but that's all. Eh hem. Meow.

Sakura and Envy: Meow? You call that a hint?!

Envy: (Blinks and grins) I get it.

Sakura: Who?! Who?!

Envy: Not telling.

Sakura: Ughh. Why not?!

Ed: Sakura doesn't own us. If she did. (Shudders) This would be in the show and.

Envy: (Interrupts) We would be screwing like bunnies. All day long.

Ed: (Blushes) Envy! Shut up!

The metal armor strolled through the streets of central humming quietly. “I hope Brother is all right. I offered to help with all those files.” He thought. Yes, his name was Alphonse Elric.

*Flashback*

The armor stood next to a blonde haired teenage boy who was currently glaring at the man sitting behind the desk. “Fullmetal? Is there a problem? All I asked was for you to file a few papers. Surely that's not too big of a job for the alchemist of the people?” mocked Mustang.

“Sir, it's a whole room full of papers.” said Ed through clenched teeth. “Yes, I know. I've been so busy with being in the hospital I've fallen behind. But now I don't need to worry. Because you're going to file them before the deadline.” He said smirking.

Ed glared again and gave a short bow before turning leaving. Al sighed following. “Brother, I can help if you want.” The flaxen hair teen gave a grin and replied. “Nah, Al. I'll show that bastard I can take anything he throws at me. You just get back to the apartment.”

Al just nodded and murmured. “Okay, Goodbye Brother”

*End of Flashback*

Al still wish Ed had let him help that way everything could have gone faster. “He's so stubborn. Just like a mule.” He thought sighing. Then a black cat sauntered across the road.

Al seemed to almost beam at the sight and went up to the cat. “Hello Mr. Kitty! You must be hungry out here by yourself. I'll take you home and get you something good to eat.”

He had picked up the cat while talking and the cat's violet eyes were wide. There was a shocked `Meow!' and Al placed the cat inside his chest plate.

When he got back to the apartment he sat the cat down on the sofa. The cat shook its head and took a look around. Al tried to feed the cat tuna and milk but it refused.

“But cats love milk and tuna.” thought Al confused. When he came back the cat was eating a Reese's cup. One of his Reese's cups. He couldn't eat them but he had gotten them for Ed. He had gone through a lot trouble to get them too.

Everywhere he had gone had been sold out until he finally found a shop that wasn't. He had gotten the last two and now the cat was eating one. A dangerous aura surrounded him and the cat looked up. The cat gave a nervous `Meow' but hopped off the table darting down the hall.

“Oh Mr. Kitty come back. Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.” said Al quietly.

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Ed walked into his room sighing. “Damn that Mustang. Coming into the room and asking if I was all right and saying he had been worried about me. He just wanted to watch me suffer. I'll get him one of these days.” He muttered then blinked, as there was a black cat curled up in the middle of his bed.

He was about to call Al when a flash of light appeared and there Envy was. “Envy? What are you doing here?! Why were you a cat?! Going through some kind of phase?” He asked.

“I was pretending to be a cat because I had been following someone then your Brother snatched me up. I'm in here because I ate one of Elric's Reese's cups and he got very scary. Even for me.” said Envy calmly.

Ed gave a soft laughed and replied. “Envy. Al doesn't eat! Why would he care if you ate a Reese's cup?” Envy shrugged and a knock echoed on the door. He went to the door and opened it just a crack.

“Al? What are you doing? What's with the butcher knife?” He asked. “I'm looking for Mr. Kitty. He ate one of the Reese's cups that I spent three days searching for. I bought them for you.” Al almost sniffed.

Ed gave a soft smile and stated. “That's okay Al. No need to get so upset. He's just a cat; he didn't know any better.” He heard a soft snort from behind him. “Okay Brother. I am overreacting. Now I need to find Mr. Kitty to apologize for scaring him.” said Al. Ed nodded and gave a smile. He shut the door and turned to Envy who was still on the bed.

“Now you know why he got upset. Happy?” He asked. Envy raised an eyebrow. “You know if you didn't keep stealing them then the stores wouldn't be running out so fast.” He continued.

Envy seemed to ponder this for a moment then stood and sauntered to the window. Now it was Ed's turn to raise an eyebrow. “No getting hit on or something?” He thought incredulous. Envy just jumped out the window.

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Al gave a soft sad sigh. “I guess Mr. Kitty ran away. I don't blame him. I was acting really frightening.” Just then he noticed something on the table. There were five Reese's cups. Al just picked one up and murmured. “Where did these come from?”

Envy sauntered down the street and gave a grin. “That's for the one I ate.” He stated.

Sakura: Oh. Now I get it. Because Al likes cats!

Envy: It doesn't count sense you read the story.

Ed: (Sighs as Envy and Sakura start to bicker) Please Read and Review. Remember if there is a character you want to see or see again just say so. Nothing's changed from last chapter besides Alphonse getting his chapter.

Sakura: I want to Thank all the Reviewers. Your kind words keep me writing knowing you will read this.

Envy: They're probably just reading this cause they're bored.

Ed and Sakura: (glares)

Envy: What?

~Lady Sakura