Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!? FMA STYLE!! ❯ It begins!! ( Chapter 1 )

Readers: ANOTHER FIC!!!!!!?????? FINISH THE OTHERS!!!!!!! ::chase after me with pitchforks::

 

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ed: -_- Might as well read the disclaimer…

 

Disclaimer: Eve/Angela (ocs): Kat doesn't own Fullmetal Alchemist, her friends Matt, Sarah and Amy or Whose Line is it Anyways?

 

Eve: But she owns a crapload of stories..

 

Angela: ::shudders:: And unfortunately, us…

 

Me: ::running from crazy readers:: I HEARD THAT ANGELA!!!!

 

 

Ed: -_- Just read the story……

 

Eve: Oh wait, it has warnings. .::takes out card:: It says, “Warning: Pink kilts, and no underwear in sight O.O;;……Incest and Envy being a chick!!!????

 

Envy: ::twitches::

 

Ed: ::has a mental picture:: OMG A MENTAL PICTURE!! ::hits his head:: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

 

Al: ::sighs::

 

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Eve (camerawoman): Always wanted to do this ^__^ ::moves camera to Kat::

 

Kat: hello! And welcome to whose Line is it Anyways?

 

Audience: ::cheers::

 

Kat: On tonight's show: I AM A MILK-HATING SHRIMP, EDWARD ELRIC!!!

 

::fangirls scream and squeal::

 

Ed: HEY!!!!!!

 

Kat: ::ignores the screaming Ed:: Our next guest: I LOVE MINI SKIRTS, ROY MUSTANG!!!!!

 

::fangirls scream and fan themselves::

 

Sarah (who resides under my desk for odd reasons): I LOVE YOU ROY-KUN!!!!

 

Roy: ::smirks at the audience::

 

Kat: Our third guest: I AM A CAT LOVING BISHIE, ALPHONSE ELRIC!

 

Al: ::smiles shyly at the audience, making every girl, including Kat, glomp him::

 

Kat: And last but not least: I AM A PALMTREE HEAD, ENVY!

 

Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ENVY!!!

 

Envy: ::winks at them::

 

Kat: And I'm your host tonight, so let's have some fun people! ::sits on her desk, putting her feet up:: Hi peoples! Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! The show where everything's made up, and the points don't matter. That's right. The points are like Edward growing a centimeter!

 

Ed: ::gets restrained from killing Kat by Mustang::

 

Kat: I am your host and Al fangirl, Kat!

 

Matt: ::yelling from audience:: THAT'S WRONG!!!

 

Winry: Al's human now so shut up!

 

Matt: Okay babe! ::grins::

 

Winry: O.OU

 

Kat: ::sweatdrops:: Anyways, our first game is “Weird Newscasters”! It is for a 4 of you!

 

::all four stand up and take their places::

 

Eve: ::moves camera to face them::

 

Kat: kay! Envy! You are the anchor! Ed, you're the co-anchor, you're madly inlove with the anchor.

 

Ed: …………………………̷ 0;Kill me now.

 

Eve: ::boiling in jealousy behind the camera::

 

Winry: ::ready to kill Kat::

 

Matt: ::restraining Winry::

 

Sarah: --_-- This is gonna turn into a Jerry Springer Show. I just know it.

 

Kat: ^^U Anyways, Roy! You're doing the sports, you are Riza hawkeye!

 

Riza: ::in the audience:: O_O

 

Roy: YES!! ::pumps fist in the air::

 

Sarah: ::sneaks from under the chair, and takes Riza's spare clothes and Black Hayate::

 

Riza: O.OU

 

Matt: ::has begun twitching::

 

Amy: ::sighs and takes out straight-jacket::

 

Angela: ::looks naïve:: What's that for?

 

Amy: -_- You'll see.

 

Kat: And now, sweet Aru-kun ^_^

 

Al: ::blushes::

 

Kat: ::suddenly gets a Edward Elric grin:: You're gonna be a pregnant mother.

 

Al: WHAT!!??

 

Ed: WOAH-HOH!!! ::grins a toothy grin::

 

Eve: ::drops the camera and falls over laughing::

 

Camera: ::breaks::

 

Matt: ::tries to fix it, but keeps making it explode:: #$%^~!!! My life sucks T_T

 

Eve: ::takes out spare camera and films::

 

Al: ::has a angry face on, making him more cute:: I'm not doing this!

 

Sarah: ::jumps out from under the desk grinning:: Two Words: New Year's.Thong. ::holds up one of them Victoria Secret pink frilly thongs::

 

Al: O.O ::glares at Ed:: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T MENTION THAT!!!

 

Ed: hey, you were drunk and dancing in a pink thong! What else could I do but not tell Sarah….and the rest of the military….and some people we don't even know…

 

Al: ::is plotting revenge::

 

 

Kat: ^_^ Man, this is gonna be good!

 

Matt: I fixed the camera!

 

Camera: ::jumps out of Matt's arms and runs away::

 

Matt: O.O That ain't right.

 

Winry: it's kat's fic. Nothing is ever right. Just look at Eve, one of Kat's OCs!

 

Eve: HEY!!!!

 

Angela: ::is also Kat's OC and feels insulted::

 

Kat: -_- ::is pissed:: Just begin.

 

::News Music plays::

 

Envy: Hello, and welcome to the 6:00 news! I am Wearing-A-Pink-Kilt ::is suddenly wearing a pink kilt::

 

::audience laughs::

 

Matt: ::twitches more:: He ain't wearing underwear is he?

 

Amy: Nope.

 

Envy: Our top story tonight! Eve's brain is lost…oh wait, that's old news…

 

Eve: ::growls:: HEY!!!

 

Envy: And now over to my co-anchor, Milky Shrimp! ::turns to Ed:: Milky!

 

Ed: ::google-eyed at Envy:: You are so sexy… ::puts his hand Envy's thigh:: How about you and eye make our own NewsFlash? ::makes his voice husky and full of lust::

 

Eve/Winry: ::blush and growl at the same time::

 

Kat: ::having a spaz attack::

 

Envy: Okay……………and now for our sportsman…err…woman ::snickers::. .Riza Hawkeye!

 

Roy: ::wearing Riza's clothes and holding a pissed off Black Hayate:: Thank you. As you can see the Lakers-::sees Matt:: OH NO!It's the enemy! I must protect my sexy hot Colonel!

 

Riza: ::growls::

 

Roy: I MUST FIGHT!!! ::chases after matt::

 

Matt: MY LIFE SUCKS!! ::gets chased::

 

Envy: Thank you Riza. And now..

 

Ed: I love you.

 

Envy: ::looks at Ed::

 

Ed: (thinks: I can't believe I'm gonna do this..) ::grabs Envy and kisses him full on the mouth::

 

Kat: OMG!!!

 

Eve: WHY GOD WHY!!??

 

Winry: ::sobs::

 

Envy x Ed: ::squeal with delight::

 

Readers: O_O

 

Flamers: SOMETHING TO FLAME!!! HUZZAH!!!!

 

Envy: ::turns red:: Okay..ummm….now to the weather! Mr.Fluffy Kitty!

 

Al: ::is over the daze the Envy/Ed put him in:: Well thank you! ::makes his voice slurred:: As you can see we're gonna have cloudy skies tomorrow.. ::looks at camera:: What do ya idiots mean it's tomorrow? ::makes his voice whiny:: Someone take me home! ::opens invisible and looks like he's talking to somebody:: I usually don't let middle-age men into my house but-::pretends he's making out, moans included:: Oh my God! More! More! ::falls to the ground and starts crawling toward the camera:: Where are you going?? Come back! Come back! ::makes ringing sounds and picks up invisible phone:: What? A baby? Oh no-::makes his voice soft:: Oh it's so wonderful! ::puts hand on stomach:: I think it kicked! It's so wond-::makes his voice angry and in pain:: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME YOU BASTARD!!!??? ::makes splashing noise:: MY WATER BROKE!!! AHH!!! ::makes ambulance sounds. He then lys down and makes a `plop' noise:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::picks up “baby” and puts it in Envy's lap:: YOU MADE IT!! YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF IT!!!!

 

 

Angela/Winry/Amy: ::falls out of their seats laughing::

 

Kat/Sarah: ::hugging each other laughing::

 

Ed: ::looks shocked and is trying to hold in laughter:: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!! ::smacks Envy and sobs::

 

Roy: ::takes out “gun” and shoots Envy::

 

Envy: ::grabs arm:: Well, th-that's all for tonights news! J-Join us tonight! ::falls over chair::

 

Ed: ::goes down on his knees:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Kat: ::still laughing hysterically and bangs buzzer with fist::

 

The 4 guys: ::go to their seats::

 

Kat: 5,000 points to the Elric Brothers for either scaring me or making me laugh to death!

 

Al/Ed: ::give each other a high-five::

 

::audience cheers::

 

Kat: WE'LL BE RIGHT TO WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY AFTER THIS! SO DON'T GO AWAY!

 

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Eve: R&R!!!!!!

 

Ed: Or face Kat's wrath O.O;;