Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!? FMA STYLE!! ❯ Scenes from a hat, Yaoi, and Al plotting revenge! ( Chapter 2 )

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We now have "Scenes From a Hat"!

Warning: Ed and the guys tend to bash poor Al ;_; Don't worry! We of the I-LOVE-AL cult shall have our revenge! >=D

R&R!

Anime/Manga: Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.10.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 662 | Status: Completed

Eve: Disclaimer: Kat doesn't own anything except all her stories and me and Angela…..::shudders::

Angela: ::shudders as well::

Kat: ON WITH THE STORY!!!

Eve: WAIT!!! Warning: Some parts may call fangirls to blush, pant or pass out.

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Kat: WELCOME BACK TO WHOSE LINE!!!

::audience cheers::

Eve: ::turns camera toward Ed:: He is soooo hot sometimes…

Ed: ::hears Eve and blushes::

Sara: ::staring at Roy with hearts in eyes::

Matt: ::in straight jacket that just randomly appeared on him twitching rapidly::

Kat: Our next game is “Scenes from a Hat”! ::takes out Willy Wonka's hat::

( All four get into their places. Roy and Ed on the left, Envy and Al on the right)

Kat: I think you guys know what this game is, so let's get this game started! ::takes out a slip of paper from the hat::

Sara: ::jumps up:: What does it say???

Kat: ::giggling:: The Good news, and the bad news (Kat's note: These scenes actually happened at one of my parties XD)

Envy: ::walks on stage:: The good news is, his right arm will be saved. The bad news is, the rest of him won't. ::goes back to his side::

::Audience laughs::

Ed: ::comes out:: The bad news is…..your wife is gonna die. The good news is….I SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE! ::starts to walk back, but then adds something else in:: By switching to Gieco!

Kat: Ho Ho.. Clever. ::grins and takes out another paper from the hat and bursts out laughing:: What Alphonse Elric would never say….

Eve: ::snickers::

Roy: ::walks on:: Come here you sexy little ::beep:: ::looking at Kat::

::Audience laughs hysterically::

Kat: ::blushes and thinks if Al actually said that::

Al: ::is restrained for killing Roy by Envy::

Ed: ::walks up:: …….::Beep:: You.

(Kat bursts out laughing at this point)

Al: TRAITOR!!! ::points at Ed::

Ed: Relax, it's comedy. ::gives a toothy grin::

Kat: Okay, I think we should move on to the next one before Al kills something. ::reads the next paper and blushes::

Sara: WHAT IS IT??

Kat: ::all red:: “What would make the fangirls scream and squeal”.

Ed: ::goes up, unties his braid, making his hair fall, and takes off his shirt::

Fangirls: ::begin screaming crazily::

Eve: H-Hunk muffin…

Winry: ::eyes sparkling::

Ed: ::goes back to his side::

Roy: ::goes on stage and starts to unzip his pants::

Sara: ::stutters:: Da…Da…Da..

::Roy fangirls are by now fainting in their seats::

Roy: ::goes back to his side after zipping his pants::

Al: ::gets pushed on stage by Envy. He then, ehile blushing, un-buttons his shirt and messes his hair a little bit. He looks very very shy::

Kat: ::is ready to tackle him::

Angela: :;turning pink::

Random Fangirl: YEAH! TAKE IT OFF ALPHONSE!!!

Al: ::goes back to his side blushing, while Envy gives him a `thumbs up'::

Kat: ::red as a tomato:: Alrighty! ::takes out paper:: Oh, this is a good one! “What the Fullmetal Alchemist cast does when no ones looking::

Roy and Ed: ::mumbling curses as they go on stage::

Sarah: JUST DO IT FOR THE FANS!!!

Roy: ::embraces Ed and starts making out with him::

Ed: ::rolls eyes and puts his arms around Roy's waist::

Kat: ::falls out of chair twitching::

Eve/Winry: ::are planning to kill Roy after the show::

Roy and Ed: ::stop making out and shakily walk back to their side::

Kat: ::laughing her head off and hands them mouthwash::

Roy/Ed: ::drink the stuff like it's a beverage::

::Audience is dying of laughter::

Envy: ::goes by the desk and grabs the Victoria Secret thong. He then puts it on under his kilt. He then rips off the kilt and starts dirty dancing with himself, singing: `I feel like a woman'::

::Audience is now dying of laughter::

Envy: ::goes back to his side as if nothing happened::

Al: O.O ::shudders at the thong::

Ed: ::goes on stage and acts like his brother:: But Brother, I think we should…..OH ::BEEP!!!!:: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO ::BEEP:: NICE!!?? MY GOD!!!!!!

Kat: ::gasps from laughter and hits the buzzer multiple times::

Al: ::walks back to his seat swearing revenge on Ed::

Kat: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOR MORE WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!!

::audience cheers::

Eve/Angela: R&R!!!