Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!? FMA STYLE!! ❯ Film, movie, and Tv styles, Wrong situations, and plotholes ( Chapter 3 )

Eve: Wow! Been nearly a month since Kat updated this!

 

Angela: ::sighs:: She's so lazy-::gets hit with a pillow::

 

Kat: ::the one who threw the pillow:: YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL AGAINST ME!!!

 

Ed: Bout time you figured it out.

 

Kat: -_-

 

Disclaimer: Eve: You guys know the drill -_-

 

Angela: ::reads the `Warnings' card, and nearly bursts out laughing::

 

Eve: What?!

 

Angela: It says: “Warnings: You may laugh to death or pee in your pants.”

 

Eve: O_O Uh-oh….

 

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Kat: WELCOME BACK EVERYBODY!!!

 

::audience cheers::

 

Sarah: ::jumps up from desk with a piece of paper:: I get to read the next game!!

 

Ed: You only get to because you bribed Kat with a nude pic of Alphonse.

 

Al: O.O ::turns red:: WHAT!!!!??

 

Matt: ::sees the pic:: Oh…my…::splits into his alter ego, Suffering::

 

Suffering: FINALLY!!! FREEDOM!!!!

 

Kat: -___- Somehow, I knew this was gonna happen…

 

Amy: ::jumps up:: SUFFERING!!!

 

Suffering: ::gets chased out of the studio by Amy::

 

(Both then disappear into a plothole and do not return until Chapter 6)

 

Envy: ::yells to Suffering:: I'LL SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT BABY!!!

 

Everyone else: O__O

 

Sarah: Okay…::reads paper:: Our next game is: “Film, movie, and TV styles!” This is for Roy, Ed, and Al!

 

::audience cheers as the bishies walk up on stage::

 

Kat: Thanks Sarah! Anyways, you guys will be performing a scene normally, but then I shall buzz in time and again with different movie, Tv, and Film styles. The scene is: A clerk, Al, is finishing up his shift at the store, when two robbers, Roy and Ed, come to rob all the stuff. And begin!

 

Al: ::talks in a valley girl accent and looks like he's holding a cell phone:: Like, I don't know Tara, I still got work here-

 

Roy/Ed: ::come running in::

 

Ed: ::Alright! This is a stick-up! Give us all your money!

 

Al: :: puts hands to his face and screams shrilly, making Kat fall over laughing::

 

Sarah: ::pushes the buzzer for Kat:: Ummm…Soap Opera!

 

Ed: ::makes his face look dramatic:: But!!! Before I take the money, I must confess my secret to you! ::pretends to take a mask off his face::

 

Al: ::gasps:: My long lost brother!!! ::turns away:: But then…that means…I may have made the biggest mistake of my life because…::turns toward the camera, face looking serious:: I'm carrying your baby..

 

::audience bursts out laughing::

 

Ed: ::gasps in horror::

 

Kat: ::presses buzzer laughing:: Psychic Channel!

 

Roy: ::looks at Al and Ed:: I knew that.

 

(Sarah bursts out laughing at this)

 

Kat: ::pushes buzzer:: Romance!

 

Eve: ::behind camera:: Oh god….

 

Roy: ::grabs Al:: I don't care if you're pregnant! I must confess…I LOVE YOU!!! ::pets Al's hair::

 

Envy: ::rolling on the floor laughing::

 

Al: Oh Roy! You complete me…but…I am now the bearer of my brother's baby…so I can't be with you!

 

Roy: ::goes on his knees:: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Kat: ::presses buzzer:: Animal Documentary!

 

Ed: We don't have time for this! Just give us your-::looks at Envy:: D-Do you see that?

 

Al: ::gasps:: It's a homunculi.

 

Envy: O_O

 

Roy:: ::strolls toward the camera:: The homunculi is the most peculiar of all mammals.

 

::Kat is by now laughing to death::

 

Ed: ::gets a Australian accent:: Well then, I'm gonna catch this little beauty with my bare hands! ::proceeds to tackle Envy::

 

::audience is now dying of laughter::

 

Kat: ::presses buzzer laughing::

 

::All go back to their seats::

 

Kat: 1,000 points to the bishies Roy, Al, and Ed!

 

::fangirls scream and squeal::

 

Sarah: We'll be right back for more “Whose Line is it Anyways!!” Don't go away!!

 

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Eve: R&R!!!