Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction ❯ WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!? FMA STYLE!! ❯ Hollywood Director, and pervertedness ( Chapter 4 )

Eve: SHE FINALLY UPDATES!!!

 

Angela: About time.

 

Kat: YOU TWO SHUT UP!! I just had Writer's Block for this, that's all.

 

Eve: ::mutters to Angela:: Think anyone remembers this fic?

 

Angela: Doubt it.

 

Kat: ::turns: YOU SAY SOMETHIN!!??

 

Eve/Angela: O_O NO!

 

Disclaimer- I OWN NOTHING!!!

 

Warning- perverted and random moments!!

 

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Kat: WELCOME BACK!!!!

 

::audience mumbles `Finally' and `about time'::

 

Kat: --_--

 

Ed: ::shakes a sleeping Roy:: Get up Colonel. We're on the air.

 

Roy: ::sits up:: I LIKE DUCKS!!!!

 

::awkward silence::

 

Kat: Okay….now for our next game, Hollywood Director! This is for all of you!

 

::Audience cheers as the boys stand up and take their places::

 

Kat: Okay, this is how you play! Ed, you are the director!

 

Sarah: ::jumps up:: I can see him as a director!

 

Kat: I can to. ::gets a mental image of Ed dressed up like a director and barking orders at people. She snaps out of her thoughts when Ed waves a hand over her face:: Oh yeah sorry. Anyways, Envy, Roy, and Al will be doing a scene, and every once in a while Ed is gonna come in yelling `Cut! Cut!' and tell you stuff that he believes will improve the scene!

 

Ed: ::grins evilly at the guys, who gulp at Ed's evilness::

 

Kat: Hehe..Okay, the scene is….:: notices the camera moving around rapidly:: Eve, what are you doing!?

 

Eve: ::sitting next to Angela in the audience:: It isn't me.

 

Kat: O_O EVE!!?? But, if you're there, then who's-

 

Wrath: ::has the camera:: HI KAT!!!!!!!

 

Kat: Wrath!? But how did-…oh forget it. Anyway, your scene is: Al, you are a perky school girl-::ducks as Al starts walking towards her with a murderous glare::

 

Envy: ::holds Al back:: Keep going Kat. I got him.

 

Kat: ^^U Anyways, Al, you are a perky school girl getting ready for a date, when the vampire, Envy, comes swooping in to suck your blood. Roy, you are the mad scientist that comes to destroy the vampire. And…BEGIN!!

 

Al: ::growls, then starts pretending like he's taking a shower:: Tee hee! I so can't wait for my date tonight!

 

Envy: ::comes running in flapping his arms and circling Al::

 

Al: ::shrieks a high-pitched scream and shields his face with his hands::

 

(Kat bursts out laughing at Al's girliness)

 

Envy: :;stops flapping his arms and then holds his left arm over his face like he's holding a cape:: I want to suck your blood!

 

Al: NOOOOO!!!!

 

Roy: ::comes running in:: BACK FOUL DEMON!!!!! ::goes to tackle Envy::

 

Ed: ::comes walking in waving his hands:: CUT CUT CUT!!!!

 

::The guys stop what they're doing and look at Ed::

 

Ed: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!?? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT WAS!! CRAP!!! ::looks at Roy:: Is that how you think people kill vampires!?

 

Roy: But I was-

 

Ed: DON'T EVEN TALK! ::looks at Envy:: You just suck!

 

Envy: ::pouts::

 

Ed: ::points at Al, who looks like he's about to say something:: You're just lucky we're family!

 

Al: ::scowls::

 

Ed: Okay! How bout this! Do it like….one of those passionate movies! Do everything passionate! …ACTION!!!!! ::walks back to his side::

 

Al: ::ready to strangle both Ed and Kat, he starts to rub his body slowly:: I so can't wait for my date…

 

Envy: ::comes in walking slowly behind Al. When he gets to be a few inches from Al, he grabs Al's waist and pushes Al against Envy's chest:: Now, my beautiful toy, prepare for your blood to be sucked.

 

Al: ::moans breathlessly:: (Kat's note: No words can describe how blushie I am typing this)

 

Ed/Kat: ::hanging on to each other laughing::

 

Roy: ::comes running in, his shirt unbuttoned:: Stop right there! ::walks up slowly to Envy, dips him, and kisses Envy on the mouth::

 

Al: ::huffs and turns away::

 

Sarah: ::having a spazz attack:: NOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

Flamers: ANOTHER THING TO FLAME!!! YES!!!!

 

Roy and Envy fangirls: ::curse at Kat::

 

Ed: ::walks in:: CUT CUT!! ::the guys stop what they're doing. Roy and Envy are wiping their mouths off:: I..I just had to stop that before I threw up.

 

Al: ::mutters:: Your fault.

 

Ed: ::hears what Al said:: Don't talk that way to me! At any case, maybe passion isn't so good. Do it as…you're blind! Do it like you can't see anything at all! ….ACTION!!! ::walks back to his side::

 

Al: ::moves around blindly:: Time to get ready for my date! ::trips over pretend objects::

 

Envy: ::is behind the chairs the guys sit at, crashing into all of them. He then walks blindly to where Al is:: I want to suck you-::collides into Al, sending them to the ground::

 

Roy: ::comes running in, eyes squinted, passing Al and Envy, and pointing at Kat:: FOUL DEMON!!! FOUL DEMON!!

 

Ed: ::ready to burst out laughing::

 

Roy: ::staggers backward, tripping over Al, sending him to fall on Envy::

 

Kat: ::presses buzzer multiple times laughing hysterically, sending everyone back to the chairs:: Okay then! One million points to Ed, who made the others look like idiots!

 

Sarah: ::was taking pics the whole time:: Hehehehe. Blackmail.

 

Ed: ::grins at the other guys, who swear revenge on Ed::

 

Kat: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY!!!

 

::audience cheers::

 

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Kat: R&R! Hope no one was confused! Next chapter will be props!!