Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...FY style ❯ Miaka ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Jeez...what is Miaka bitching about now?
Anime/Manga: Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 496 | Visits: 285 | Status: Completed
Jeez...what is Miaka bitching about now?
Anime/Manga: Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 496 | Visits: 285 | Status: Completed
A/N: If anyone has a character (repeats are fine) or a problem that they would like to see featured, write them in the review or go to my Bio and e-mail them to me. Hell, if you want, you can send me a question or something that you want answered and I'll answer it under whatever category you want. In the subject box in e-mail, type in "advice" or I won't open it. I warn you now that I shall not be held responsible for any rude, crude or sexual content in my response. My advice column, my rules.
Dear SiriousB1,
Help, help, help!!! My best friend hates me because I like the same guy that she does and my Mom hates me because I probably won't get into that school that she wants me to go to! I am the center of a possibly steamy love triangle with a sexy swordsman and a really hot Emperor and now I am a priestess and have to be a virgin, which totally sucks ass! I think everyone except for about seven people are trying to kill me and I think that I pity all of them! Oh, but those aren't the worst things! The worst thing is that I eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and I can't stop! I'm not fat, but what if I get fat?! Help me!
Yours Truly,
Mysterious Priestess of Suzaku
Dear M.P. of S.,
Hmmmm, it seems to me like you have serious issues. And your problems aren't looking that great either. If your "friend" hates you because she likes the same guy that you do, then I got some news for you: she is not your friend. Your Mom seems like a obnoxious bitch and, let me just tell you, school blows so you might as well elope with once (or both) of those cuties that love you. Why are you worried about being in the middle of a "steamy love triangle" anyway? Enjoy it while you can get away with it! Fuck whoever told you that you have to be a virgin. (Not literally, please.) If you volunteered to be the priestess, your bad. I they made you, kick them where the sun don't shine. About people who want to kill you: you are either really paranoid or and escaped fugitive. If you pity them, then you're making it easier for them to kill you. And, to answer you last question, if you're eating too much, pack the food up in a box and send it to me. I think I have to get off of this diet.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
Help, help, help!!! My best friend hates me because I like the same guy that she does and my Mom hates me because I probably won't get into that school that she wants me to go to! I am the center of a possibly steamy love triangle with a sexy swordsman and a really hot Emperor and now I am a priestess and have to be a virgin, which totally sucks ass! I think everyone except for about seven people are trying to kill me and I think that I pity all of them! Oh, but those aren't the worst things! The worst thing is that I eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and I can't stop! I'm not fat, but what if I get fat?! Help me!
Yours Truly,
Mysterious Priestess of Suzaku
Dear M.P. of S.,
Hmmmm, it seems to me like you have serious issues. And your problems aren't looking that great either. If your "friend" hates you because she likes the same guy that you do, then I got some news for you: she is not your friend. Your Mom seems like a obnoxious bitch and, let me just tell you, school blows so you might as well elope with once (or both) of those cuties that love you. Why are you worried about being in the middle of a "steamy love triangle" anyway? Enjoy it while you can get away with it! Fuck whoever told you that you have to be a virgin. (Not literally, please.) If you volunteered to be the priestess, your bad. I they made you, kick them where the sun don't shine. About people who want to kill you: you are either really paranoid or and escaped fugitive. If you pity them, then you're making it easier for them to kill you. And, to answer you last question, if you're eating too much, pack the food up in a box and send it to me. I think I have to get off of this diet.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1