Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...FY style ❯ Tasuki ( Chapter 2 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Tasuki's having girl trouble...
Anime/Manga: Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 335 | Visits: 305 | Status: Completed
Tasuki's having girl trouble...
Anime/Manga: Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 335 | Visits: 305 | Status: Completed
A/N: If anyone has a character (repeats are fine) or a problem that they would like to see featured, write them in the review or go to my Bio and e-mail them to me. Hell, if you want, you can send me a question or something that you want answered and I'll answer it under whatever category you want. In the subject box in e-mail, type in "advice" or I won't open it. I warn you now that I shall not be held responsible for any rude, crude or sexual content in my response. My advice column, my rules.
Dear SiriousB1,
Holy Suzaku!!! These women are always afte' me! In-between takes during an episode of shooting, I can't even go get a Swiss Double Mocha at Starbucks without all these women comin' at me and offerin' to buy in exchange for a one-nighter! I hate women! They follow me and I'm never alone! To quote a famous song, "When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair. 'Cause I might open my eyes and find someone is standing there!" And it's true! I swear they won't leave me alone! I fuckin' hate women! Hate 'em, hate 'em, hate 'em!!! What can I do to get rid of 'em or, at least, get over my dislike for 'em?
From,
Flame Boy
Dear Flame Boy,
Have you ever considered that you might be gay? No! Wait! Ignore that! (I don't want fan girls knocking at my door with machine guns!) Ahem, well getting rid of them is quite simple. You go to your local surgeon and talk about getting a sex change. Unless they're lesbians, I almost guarantee that they'll leave you alone. As for getting over your dislike for them, I suggest that you find Jack Nicholson and get some anger management. This might suppress your feelings of hatred towards the opposite sex.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
Holy Suzaku!!! These women are always afte' me! In-between takes during an episode of shooting, I can't even go get a Swiss Double Mocha at Starbucks without all these women comin' at me and offerin' to buy in exchange for a one-nighter! I hate women! They follow me and I'm never alone! To quote a famous song, "When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair. 'Cause I might open my eyes and find someone is standing there!" And it's true! I swear they won't leave me alone! I fuckin' hate women! Hate 'em, hate 'em, hate 'em!!! What can I do to get rid of 'em or, at least, get over my dislike for 'em?
From,
Flame Boy
Dear Flame Boy,
Have you ever considered that you might be gay? No! Wait! Ignore that! (I don't want fan girls knocking at my door with machine guns!) Ahem, well getting rid of them is quite simple. You go to your local surgeon and talk about getting a sex change. Unless they're lesbians, I almost guarantee that they'll leave you alone. As for getting over your dislike for them, I suggest that you find Jack Nicholson and get some anger management. This might suppress your feelings of hatred towards the opposite sex.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1